Baseball


sorabji.com: The Stalking Post: Baseball
By Whos on First on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 01:24 pm:

    Three elderly ladies are excited about attending their first Yankee baseball game.
    They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels into the game. The game is very exciting and they are enjoying themselves drinking Jack Daniels mixed
    with soft drinks.
    Soon they realize that the bottle of Jack Daniels is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.
    Using the clues given, what inning is the game in and what is the status of the game?
    Think!


By Dougie on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 02:02 pm:

    Bottom of the Fifth?


By Whos on First on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 02:10 pm:

    And all bags loaded!


By Dougie on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 02:15 pm:

    "all bags loaded"

    Nobody says that. They say "bases loaded".


By J on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 03:00 pm:

    Speaking of elderly ladies,these two widows Thelma and Ruth were setting on a park bench when Thelma starts talking to Ruth about sex,"it's all about mutual orgasm" "everything I read about sex says you need to have a mutual orgasm" "mutual orgasm this, mutual orgasm that","tell me Ruth when Fred was alive did you have mutual orgasms"? Ruth shut her eyes a minute thinking,then replied,"no I think it was State Farm".


By Fb on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 03:11 pm:

    old man and woman at the nursing home sneak into a storage room for sex. she nervously states, "be gentle with me i have acute angina" he replied, "that's good, because your tits are ugly"

    badabooom.......


By spunky on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 - 03:24 pm:

    An old couple were in a doctor's office and the nurse told the old man that she needed a semen, urine and stool sample.
    The old man looked at his wife and said, "What did she say?"
    His wife said, "She wants your underwear."