Ofensive online greetings

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By Javier Saviola on Saturday, March 2, 2002 - 08:56 pm:

    Have you ever received an offensive online greeting from anyone?

    I know I did once, it was a "You suck" card depicting a glass of soda being sucked......

By Cat on Saturday, March 2, 2002 - 10:32 pm:

    Hey Cuntflake

By spunky on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 01:18 am:

    cat,
    sometimes i cant help but love you

By Antigone on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 07:17 pm:

    Hey eri! Spunky's cheating on you!

By eri on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 07:33 pm:

    Damn the luck. I wanted to cheat first !!!!

By Antigone on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 07:52 pm:

    Really? Oooo, lala!

By eri on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 08:33 pm:

    See what I get for not being into pornos?!?!?!
    Hee hee.

By Dani on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 11:59 am:

    CUNTFLAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I cant wait to keep reading more reactions to this Javier Character. This is a trip!

By spunky on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 05:14 pm:

    temporary instanity.
    but i am much better now

By Cat on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 05:25 pm:

    You are not. Cat is the other white meat to you, and you know it.

By Cat on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 06:43 pm:

    p.s. Dani, the topic of this thread is "Offensive Online Greetings". I was posting, not reacting. Javier will have to work harder if he wants to make me raise a claw in his direction.

By Julio on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 07:09 pm:

    p.s. Dani, you smell.

By Dani on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 07:46 pm:

    p.s. Patty, fuck off.

By J on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 11:30 pm:

    Dani,is there nothing I can take? to relive this belly ache? Another thread,nevermind.

By J on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 11:47 pm:

    Just be your cute self Dani.J likes Dani.I nmay even love her.You just like to get her going.

By Dani on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 08:15 am:

    He dont get me going. He called himself Julio for fucks sake. Stupidity just " tires" me.

    I dont quite get your first post there J but Dani thinks J is quite cute also. Dani likes J. Dani wants to drink a few bottles with J. Dani knows just where to dispose of those empty bottles.

By Dani on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 09:37 am:

    Cat, I was aware that you were referring to CUNTFLAKE as an offensive online greeting, being the topic of this thread, and I had never heard of it and I thought it was funny. Javier asked the question and you replied with the CUNTFLAKE answer. Thats what I meant by "reaction."

By Czarina on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 09:42 am:

    Dani,maybe he temporarily forgot his name,and just picked the first one that came to mind :)

By Dani on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 09:53 am:

    Yeah CZ, that has to be it!
    Thats my girl, always making me understand the complicated! Thanks!

By patrick on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 12:40 pm:

    maybe im pulling your strings dani. nitwit.

By Dani on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 01:56 pm:

    Ya think Patty witnit?
    I gotta string you can pull.................

By patrick on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 02:03 pm:

    your absolutely the most charming dame on this message board.

By Dani on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 02:05 pm:

    Yeah well, what can I say, it's a gift.

By semillama on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 04:20 pm:

    Get a room, you two.

By Dani on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 05:38 pm:

    Like a rubber room equipped with boxing gloves perhaps.

By Czarina on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 12:02 am:

    A Halmark moment.

By Daniel ssss on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 12:51 am:

    Either CZ or I can arrange padded cells for either or both of you. All it takes is a quick diagnosis. Cake.

By Czarina on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 12:55 am:

    We have accesss to restaints,too.If you think that might add some spice!

By Fb on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 01:04 am:

    believe it or not, i "borrowed" some Posey soft tie restraints once for that purpose.

By Czarina on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 01:07 am:

    I believe it! :)

By Dani on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 08:19 am:

    hallmarks? restraints? spice? posey soft ties?

    Bite your tongues!

    You guys are funny!

    Kinky little devils.

By The Watcher on Thursday, March 7, 2002 - 06:25 pm:

    I won't even go there.

    Only because I've already been there and back.

    It was fun while it lasted.

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