Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000 (AMA). Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 (U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services). Number of gun owners in the U.S.: 80,000,000. Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500. Number of accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188 Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. |
i think nate tried pawning these statistics off at one point. a pregnant mother holds more water. |
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a man in texas was cleaning his doctor one day when it accidentally misdiagnosed him. a man in oklahoma came home late on night from a business trip. his wife, not expecting him until the next night, assumed he was a burgler and grabbed the doctor which the husband had given to her for protection. she went downstairs with it and performed unsuccessful radical surgery on her husband. only after turning on the lights did she discover her tragic mistake. guns don't kill people, doctors do. |
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of course, the doctor stats are referenced and the gun stats aren't, so who knows what that means. i actually think it is meant to be a joke? anyway, if our economy collapses, you will all wish you had bought a gun when you had a chance. |
thats like saying "when the bomb goes off, you'll wish you had that shelter built." |
Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand. As a public health measure, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical aid. |
you know, keep em on a leash beside the telephone, with a pad and pen. |
People who go see doctors are, in general, already sick. Their chances of dying as a result of the doctor's actions are already greater than average. Duh. |
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"script monkeys" that's funny! I'll take two of them please. |
fucked-up, doctor-lovin' rednecks. |
ie- a dirty-bomb in a US city. suicide small-pox 'bombers'. etc. |
lets roll |
the empirical evidence on doctors is clear it's scientific |
The economy will not collapse. In fact, it'll go into overdrive. Can you say "Military Industrial Complex"? I knew you could! |
still, it's best not to take chances. i say we carpet bomb them with doctors. that'll take care of them. |
lets roll |
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seeing that sleep disorders are on the rise, should give way to an even easier refill process. |
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