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From: xxxxx xxxx x CMSgt HQ SSG/ILSPR Sent: Wednesday, May 08, 2002 1:37 PM Subject: FW: Latest Fad... Fellow Chiefs, FYI and shocking amazement. I received this from a friend in ACC. Apparently, this is the latest fad and being looked at as an immediate policy issue (for ACC) by the ACC Staff Judge Advocate. I'd expect the policy to be considered for Air Force wide implementation fairly quickly. The older I get the less I understand the airmen of today! > We are trying to resolve an issue which came to our attention > recently. Before we propose specific AFI changes or supplements, we > ask for any input or comments you may have. > > Tongue splitting or forking is a new fad, in which the end of a > person's tongue is surgically cut to resemble a serpent or dragon. At > least one airman in the command has had his tongue split recently. > Since we do not believe the UCMJ or current AFIs address this, we are > proposing an ACC supplement to prohibit this behavior. > > We are proposing this supplement under the authority of Table 1.1 of > AFI 36-2903, "Commanders' Responsibilities... To Maintain Uniformity > and Good Order and Discipline... MAJCOM Commanders may supplement > this instruction..." In addition, Installation Commanders may > supplement this instruction and have the authority to "Prohibit > offensive civilian clothes and personal grooming based on legal, > moral, safety, or sanity grounds." > > > We propose the following supplement: > > Para 2.1. "Figures and Tables" (Citing to Table 2.5 > "Clothing/Accessory/Tattoo/Brand and Body Piercing Standards") "To > present the proper military image, a member's tongue will not be > forked or split. Failure to observe this mandatory provision and > prohibition by active duty Air Force members, USAFR members on active > duty or inactive duty > for training and ANG members in Federal service, is a violation of Article > 92, Uniform Code of Military Justice. Members who have their tongues > forked > or split after the effective date of this policy are required to undergo > surgery to return the tongue to its original condition upon notification > by > their Commander at their own expense (may not use Air Force Medical > Centers). Members not complying with these requirements will be subject > to > disciplinary action for failure to comply with Air Force Standards and may > be involuntarily separated." > > We also plan to propose an Interim Change to the AFI. Please have > your folks pass their ideas to Maj Waldrop. Thanks!!! CJD |
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men get two tongues (for price of one) for women what is this world coming to. |
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now we know where patrick's ideal woman is. |
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guy the other day. funny thing is i used to chat with him and email him awhile back. in the special they were installing spikes into his back. im all about some body modification but there's a limit. the forked tongue thing...as appealing as my sexual fantasies might get over the concept, is pushing it just a little too far... but heh. whatever. |
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dude, that is like, SO 2 years ago. forked penises, that's for real men. (can't...find...pic...) |
