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By patrick on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 03:31 pm:

    i look forward to perhaps having our very first FBI agent around here soon!






By Antigone on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 03:38 pm:

    Shit, you think they haven't been here already?


By patrick on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 03:46 pm:

    i dunno mister IP-checker.


By Trace on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 04:04 pm:

    Echelon has been here, i can promise you


By patrick on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 04:10 pm:

    spunk stop frontin like you be in on it with your civilian military job hoss.

    you don't know shit.




    actually when i had my little tripod page and it logged the origin of visitors for me. i was surprised at how many government and military IPs logged into my site. i realize many were civilians dicking around like spunk here, but im sure as many times as the words "terrorist", "bomb", "flight school" and others like them come up here, and potentially make it in a search engine, the greater chance we have of catch the attention of the thought police.


By heather on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 04:17 pm:

    yeah cause if i were a terrorist i would be using the words terrorist and bomb a lot in dealings on the internet and email

    those watchdogs would be money well spent

    just like all the great security at airports


By Jesus abdulo consuelo alshotthe sherrif on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 04:19 pm:

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By Who what where when on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 04:22 pm:

    My IP would make it look like i post from a school in hawaii, but I'm nowhere near there.


By spunky on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 04:29 pm:

    Patrick,
    Stop being so goddamn antagonistic.
    What the fuck do you think AIA stand for?
    Hint:
    Replace Central with Air.......

    Shit head. That is my job.

    Network Security, AIA...
    Not Internal Network Security.
    When I was at Whiteman, part of what I was doing was protecting the Whiteman domain from viruses.
    And checking web pages surfed by mil and civ users. And checking attempted unauthorized access to files on protected machines, etc etc....
    What is it that you think I do?
    Why have you not caught on before?????
    Oh, I get it. Because you do not care because it does not affect you personally. Or so you think.


By patrick on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 04:36 pm:

    ....and cleaning mouse balls and keyboards?


    im sorry luv muffin im just giving you a traditional hard time.



    fuck you ass.


By Antigone on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 04:36 pm:

    That was exactly my point, spunkster.

    If anyone could have pointed feds this way, it'd be you. Except for Nate, of course. We all know he really works for the NSA. :)


By Nate on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 06:00 pm:

    which, of course, stands for Nate's Significant Arrogance.


By bongo on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 10:30 pm:


    the feds were already here before most of you were here. they were definitely here before patrick was here. mark has posted about it on the boards. so what?

    if you match the numbers of my ip address up with the letters on a telephone keypad, it spells out my name AND my address. come on over for poker night.


By spunky on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 01:27 am:

    Just being pissy is all


By pez on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 02:52 am:

    here come the men in black....


By spunky on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 09:34 am:

    Patrick, you got it wrong,
    it is Fuck you, you ass.


By patrick on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 11:29 am:

    spunk, to think that there is any set and stated formula is pea-brained of you. its my adopted interpretation.



    fuck you ass


By Spider on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 12:09 pm:

    You know what's weird? We're having network problems here at the office, and this is the only external website I've tried that I can connect to. Now, I ask you...


By spunky on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 12:12 pm:

    Oh, ok.
    Then fuck you, you shit


By patrick on Friday, May 31, 2002 - 01:09 pm:

    i can find my original thread, so this seems as good a place as any.

    you might recall i was scouring the internet for information on my uncle, b-17 pilot in ww2. you also might recall a couple of months, i found one of his gunners.

    well, today, this oh so very very very kind individual has sent me a scrapbook he took 2 months to make.

    He is a photographer himself and spent time making dupes in his darkroom, copying reports, military documents, other crewmen's stories, pictures and everything else you can think of.

    i almost want to cry with pride. despite my politics, when it comes to americans in war, i tend to be quite sentimental. the human element makes me forget the political one.

    there he is. (damn handsome fella if i may say so) he has his Officer's hat on clearly seperating him from the enlisted men. he was afterall, their leader. he was in the squad that dropped the last bombs in europe, another note of pride.

    I just got it this morning and havent had a chance to look through it all.

    But just seeing the praises of his crew, who considered him their faithful, tireless leader who got their asses out of enemy airspace everytime, not a single one of them dying, god damn, thats gotta make you proud.

    anyway, im sure its no so interesting to you, but i just had to share my excitement with someone.


By FBI HATER on Wednesday, March 10, 2004 - 04:36 pm:

    Fuck the FBI they are just child molesters. The masterbate their own children.


By Bill Gates on Thursday, March 11, 2004 - 04:00 am:

    Hello FBI HATER, happy to hear from you. We are always glad to see evidence of a satisfied customer using our grammar check software at an exceptional level. As a result of impressing us with your obviously superior intellect, we are sending you an advance copy of a new program, to beta test if you choose. The working title of this new program is FUCK YOU U.ASS


By AUSSIE ROB on Thursday, April 29, 2004 - 09:47 pm:

    you yank's R so full of Shit it's not funny!
    why dont u's all go fuck yourselves, so you might shut up 4 a while and leave the rest of the world alone 2 enjoy some peace... ps: how do I make a BOMB..???


By Auzzie on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 10:27 pm:

    listen spunky your a fucking cock .

    iam was just looking at your website to see where i could sell a stolen credit card


By Auzzie on Monday, May 17, 2004 - 10:30 pm:

    Does anyone fucking no

    or all of you fucking retards


    except of Auzzie rob


By R.B.C. on Saturday, June 26, 2004 - 11:47 am:

    to aussie rob:"leave the rest of the world alone 2 enjoy some peace... ps: how do I make a BOMB..???"

    See, its the damn hypocrites like you calling everyone but themselfs hillbillies and hicks when its you yourself asking how to make a bomb. I'm not sure weither its to atempt some form idiotic of of anarchy of or just sit in the rocking chair on the porch and say "Wheeewy, that blowed-up real good!" No, wait. I'm sure you have your very own special brand of stupid and its wrong of me to speculate. I'll just leave the tangible proof that your a moron up to you.


    to aussie:(may the sarcasim begin) I truly apoligize for the inconvenience of not being able to tell you were to sell a stolen credit card.(more blatant sarcasim to come) Your right, I'm nothing than a fucking retard and I pray for you forgivness. (yeah, that shoud do it)


By PATRICK on Saturday, June 26, 2004 - 10:43 pm:

    PATRICK, YOU DUMB COCKSUCKER.....


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