carob, o carob, with wilted arms i go


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By Gino raughi on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 06:47 pm:

    carob came by my office this afternoon. i'd just lit up a smoke, if you know what i mean. been pounding coors since dawn. i was in good shape when carob came by my office this morning.

    i mean, afternoon. well, to be honest carob came by twice. first, this morning, when i'd just sat down to watch K-PAX and have my first bongloads. we got into a bit of a disagreement then. carob left in a storm and i was left with a bad taste in my mouth.

    but then, just now really, carob came back singing a different tune. seems carob wants some work done. seems carob wants me to take down cocoa.

    aka chocolate. carob's brother. it seems carob is sick of being seen in the shadow of choco. no one likes carob when they think they're getting chocolate. but without chocolate in the world, well that would be a different story.

    a story carob wants to read, if you get my drift.



    i told him to go fuck himself and poured myself a bourbon.


    god bless america.


By heather on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 07:05 pm:

    you are a freak among freaks


By Erasmus on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 - 09:21 pm:

    I couldn't agree more...about the freaks part, not the freak part


By Czarina on Thursday, June 20, 2002 - 04:25 am:

    I've always been suspicious of carob,I can remember being warned,as a small child.

    Why did you have to bring this up,and frighten me again?Don't you people know when to stop?


By Antigone on Friday, June 21, 2002 - 04:50 pm:

    This is a story with no end.

    Try hazelnuts.


By sarah on Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 02:41 pm:

    carob tastes like tree bark and is not as good for you as chocolate.


    Carob: 1 oz

    Calories 153.090
    Protein 2.311 g
    Total lipid (fat) 8.891 g
    Carbohydrate, by difference 15.958 g
    Fiber, total dietary 1.077 g


    Cocoa: 1 oz

    Calories 61.712
    Protein 5.920 g
    Total lipid (fat) 3.720 g
    Carbohydrate 8.660


    Semi-sweet Chocolate: 1 oz

    Calories 135.797
    Protein 1.191 g
    Total lipid (fat) 8.505 g
    Carbohydrate, by difference 17.889 g



    now gimme a shot of bourbon.