stupid stoned tricks. the house next door to mine has these two small gargoyles up above their door on these little ledges. well around 3 o'clock in the morning we were all incredibly high and drunk and goofy. we sat on my porch with all our shoestrings out of our shoes tied together trying to lasso the damn thing. not realizing that if we actually got it it would probably fall and break one or all of our skulls wide open. we give up. two seconds later my doorbell rings. my neighbor across the street had witnessed the whole thing, waited til we went back inside and crawled up the porch and grabbed it. of course when i woke up sober in the morning i felt incredibly guilty about it. i keep meaning to put it back up. gotta think of something good though. like maybe tie a bottle of tequilla to it with a note that says, "sorry dudes, just had to get away for a little bit."