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By patrick on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 02:08 pm:

    If you are like me, you find this shit utterly amusing and disturbing at the same time so post any local crime blotter listings here:


    From Hollywood:

    Monday, Oct. 21
    6 a.m., 5700 block of Carlton Way. A man invited another man back to his house and gave him a beer. The victim suddenly felt woozy and laid down on a bed, where the assailant proceeded to sodomize him. The suspect is described as a 33- to 34-year-old African-American man standing 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighing 150 pounds, with black hair and brown eyes.

    Tuesday Oct 22
    8:30 p.m., 1700 bock of Garfield Place. A man pulled his pants down in front of a woman and began to masturbate. No description was available of the suspect

    Thursday Oct 24
    10:20 a.m., corner of Franklin Avenue and Orange Drive. A man was arguing with a parking enforcement officer standing on the street when he drove his car into her. The suspect is described as a 45-year-old Caucasian man weighing 180 to 200 pounds, with black hair and brown eyes.


    Echo Park/Silver Lake

    Saturday, Oct. 26
    12:10 a.m., 4600 block of Franklin Avenue. Two women were arguing when one began choking the other, saying "I'm gonna give you a taste of your own medicine." The suspect is described as a Caucasian woman standing 5 feet 8 inches tall and weighing 190 pounds.

    Sunday Oct 27th
    6:25 a.m., 400 block of Brunswick Avenue. The two suspects approached the four victims and asked, "Where are you from?" The suspects then brandished guns at the victims before one victim fled in his car and the rest fled into an apartment complex. The suspects are described as brown-haired Latinos, one 21 years old, standing 5 feet 4 inches tall and weighing 130 pounds and the other 20 years old, standing 5 feet 7 inches and weighing 180 pounds.

    *note this is a particularly disturbing one, because every week there is a crime committed by gangsters. It always starts with the "Where are you from?"

    West Hollywood

    Mon Oct 21st
    9 a.m., 8700 block of Santa Monica Boulevard. A large quantity of pet supplies was stolen from a business during the weekend. The loss was estimated at $940.

    (*a huge black market in CA, pet supplies)

    West LA

    Sunday Oct 27th
    7 p.m., 1000 block of South Wooster Street. A man was charged with exhibiting a deadly weapon at a deliveryman, who was delivering a pizza to the suspect at his apartment. The suspect allegedly brandished the gun because he felt the victim took too long to deliver the pizza.


    Wilshire District

    Friday Oct 18th
    12:30 p.m., 400 block of Holt Avenue. A woman received a phone call from a neighbor who threatened to blow up her house if she continued to run her air conditioner after 11:30 p.m. The suspect is described as a 30-year-old woman standing 5 feet 6 inches tall.






By kazoo on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 02:14 pm:

    shit, being a pizza delivery person is turning out to be one of the most dangerous jobs:

    COBB COUNTY

    Cobb County police today said they have identified a suspect in the slaying of a Pizza Hut deliveryman last month at a vacant apartment. Arrest warrants were issued for Cortez Lornell Carter, 22, of Marietta, in connection with the Oct. 16 strangulation death of Paul Kevin Wojcik, said Cobb police spokesman Brody Staud. The body of Wojcik, 45, of Smyrna, was found in an apartment in the 2100 block of Favor Road. Staud said investigators believe Carter is in the metro area, and that another person was involved in the slaying.


By Spider on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 02:33 pm:

    Pet supplies black market -- huh? Is this related to underground dog fighting?

    If you like reading police blotters, check this out.

    "2:58 p.m. An alcohol-tinged soiree on the graffiti-slathered train tracks out behind the storage yard ended prematurely when two trespassing profiles in blurrage were cited and hauled away."

    etc.
    etc.
    etc.


By Spider on Friday, November 1, 2002 - 02:34 pm:

    Ooh, haikus, even!

    "Sunday, July 7 9:33 p.m.
    At the trailer park
    As grown-ups shared fisticuffs
    A baby cried."


By agatha on Saturday, November 2, 2002 - 12:42 pm:

    i loved that. my friends live in eureka, and formerly lived in arcata. i'm going to have to point them to that site.


By Naked Bill on Sunday, November 3, 2002 - 09:57 pm:

    Husband Admits to Poisoning
    Friday, November 1, 2002


    BY ASHLEY BROUGHTON
    THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE

    Provo police have arrested a 26-year-old Brigham Young University student who called to tell them he had unsuccessfully tried several times to poison his wife.
    The man, a California native now living in Provo, was being held Thursday in the Utah County Jail on suspicion of attempted aggravated homicide.
    The man called police Monday, apparently at the urging of his LDS bishop, said Provo police Capt. Brad Leatham. He told police he had tried to kill his wife because he was addicted to pornography, and "being married did not allow him to live the lifestyle he wanted," Leatham said.
    Divorce was not an option as the man's wife opposed it, according to Leatham.
    Police allege the man tried three times to kill his then-pregnant wife during the summer of 2001.
    In the first attempt in mid-July, he made her cookies laced with rat poison, Leatham said. But the woman thought the cookies tasted strange and did not eat them, he said.
    Two weeks later, the man picked some mushrooms he thought looked toxic from his back yard, using them in a spaghetti sauce. That plan also failed, Leatham said.
    After another two weeks, the man replaced his wife's blood-clot medicine -- which she injected daily during her pregnancy -- with hydrochloric acid, said documents filed in 4th District Court. Leatham said that substance was found to be fish tank cleaner.
    The woman told police the injection hurt more than usual that day, but she gave it little thought. The fish tank cleaner made her slightly ill, but "nothing that really bothered her," Leatham said.
    Prosecutors were reviewing the case Thursday, but had not filed charges against the man. The Salt Lake Tribune generally does not name suspects before they are charged.
    BYU spokeswoman Carri Jenkins said the man is a part-time student in electrical engineering. The university has issued a notice of suspension, she said, meaning he will not be able to continue his classes or register.
    The university's review committee may wait for the outcome of the criminal case, she said, or could expel the man.
    At a hearing Monday, 4th District Judge Gary Stott set the man's bail at $250,000 cash only. Stott also prohibited the man from contacting his wife until permitted by the court.
    The man's wife said Thursday she and her daughter, born after the alleged homicide attempts, are doing fine. She declined further comment.


By patrick on Monday, November 18, 2002 - 03:53 pm:

    Culver City
    Friday, Nov. 8

    9:15 a.m., 5200 block of Dunes Avenue. A woman told police that her ex-boyfriend made verbal threats toward her after she told him that she had the herpes virus, which she suspects she contracted from him. "Your life will be miserable, if you have one left," he allegedly told her.


    3:45 p.m., 11200 block of Woolford Street. A woman received a threatening Christmas card in the mail from an unknown sender named "Mort," who addressed it to "Dead Jew." Inside the card, the sender wrote: "Hello Dead all still alive one, Board!" The card had no return address, but a Marina del Rey postmark. The woman told police that she has no enemies and that she now fears for her life.





    Wilshire
    Friday, Nov. 1


    5 p.m., 1200 block of South Longwood Avenue. A woman entered her landlord's office with a rent check in her hand and proceeded to wave it in her face. The suspect is described as a 38-year-old African-American woman standing 5 feet 2 inches tall and weighing 115 pounds, with brown hair and green eyes.

    1 a.m., 800 block of South La Brea Avenue. Two women were arguing in a fast food restaurant when one got angry and bit the other on the ear and thigh. The suspect is described as a 31-year-old Korean woman standing 5 feet 2 inches tall and weighing 104 pounds, with black hair and brown eyes.

    9:15 a.m., corner of Beverly Boulevard and McCadden Place. A man yelled, "Hey, look at me!" at a woman walking on the sidewalk and then pulled down his pants to expose his genitals. The suspect is described as a 17- to 18-year-old African-American man standing 5 feet 9 inches tall and weighing 160 to 170 pounds, with black hair.

    Noon, 300 block of North La Brea Avenue. A man was seen sitting in a car in an alley annoying children as they were playing in the courtyard of a temple. The suspect is described as a 30- to 35-year-old Latino standing 5 feet 5 to 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighing 180 to 200 pounds, with black hair.





By Spider on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 02:43 pm:

    From the Arcata police log (link above):

    Friday, March 14 (2003)

    9:58 a.m. City of Eureka water workers tended to that town’s Mad River water conduit, which passes under Arcata. A Pacific Court resident didn’t make any direct threat, but the Jed Clampett-like concept of running the revenooers, er, water technicians off one’s property with a shotgun was somehow broached.

    10:41 a.m. The water workers left the worksite after intimations of possible shotgun use, but needed to return to work on the pipes and asked that police check in. They did, and apparently forged a truce allowing work to continue.

    2:22 p.m. Somebody reportedly found a nook, possibly a cranny, within the ceiling of a downtown travel agency in which to live, and moved in. Investigators found that someone unknown had simply moved a ceiling tile and installed a wind chime, but there was no evidence of any ceiling dwellers.

    2:57 p.m. The jaunty bobbing of her blonde ponytail was tempered by a woman’s near-insensate staggering in front of the Fire Department, a woman was interviewed, found to have been drinking and sent on her way.

    3:35 p.m. A disabled, bedridden man, oxygen dependent and on painkillers hardly seems like a menace, but when a home health care worker took a break, the man’s wife felt threatened and called police. Police calmed her.

    4:15 p.m.
    Some travelers massed and then squabbled
    Their conviviality hobbled
    By ill-tempered ravements
    On Tavern Row’s pavement
    Then off to new conquests they wobbled.

    4:52 p.m. During an arg, a Westwood Center woman smacked he from whose odious face-hole so much vile wrongness had issued. He told police he hit back “definitely way too hard.” The two were separated, and her restraining order has probably kicked in by now.

    5:14 p.m. Two potted rosebushes valued at $65 were stolen off a front porch in the 500 block of J Street.

    5:29 p.m. An old brown and white dog in an 11th Street yard appeared not to have the use of its hindquarters, and was thought to be trying unsuccessfully to get the attention of its owners. The owners said the dog was just old, and that they were caring for it.

    9:12 p.m. Women were heard screaming it up in Valley West, and shortly thereafter a woman in an orange sweatshirt was observed sobbing and walking in circles around an apartment complex with a babe in arms. What happened is left to the imagination.




    Oh, man! I wonder who gets to write these things. It probably gives a name somewhere on the website, but I'm too lazy to find it now.


By spunkyDingo on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 02:49 pm:

    "he from whose odious face-hole so much vile wrongness had issued."

    Love it


By Platypus on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 10:53 pm:

    The anderson valley advertiser has the best police log ever.

    There was one this week about a woman who called the sherrif because she was afraid she was being stalked by an ex, "but the sherriff felt that the suspect's attentions had probably moved on to his wife of thirteen years."

    Bruce Anderson is kind of infamous. He's totally crazy.


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