I am Jack's wounded pride. I am Jack's floundering brain. I am Jack's salvation. I am Jack's glorious return. I am back.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumps over The candlestick.

jack best have my money before i come take it from him.

I should have known.

should have known what?

Hola Hal.

jack=hal

I don't think so.

Easy enough to check.

jack's back! can i get the jumbo quesadilla burger, a breakfast jack, jumbo seasoned fries, and small diet coke?

So wait, let me get my scorecard straight here. Hal was jack, the guerilla poster with a penchant for truffles? And Rowlf, was he somebody else here once, or did he just show up out of the blue a month ago or so?

stop eating the leaves dougie.

¿que?

he means the choleus leaves, ya big dork.

Who the fuck is "Jack?" I am no gurrilla poster, and I resent the implication.... Ass... And note, I never once say "I AM JACK." By Hal on Wednesday, April 16, 2003 - 08:22 pm: I am Jack's wounded pride. I am Jack's floundering brain. I am Jack's salvation. I am Jack's glorious return. I am back. Damnit, dougie I expect better of you. Nate how's an 8-ball sound instead? I could just kill a coke dealer, probably would hurt me less. Who the hell is Dingo, and should I know the answer to that question? Has TBone been around as of late? Hey Pez/Lapis, miss ya. Thank you for knowing my odd postings at a glance Spider. And Dougie by the way buddy, whatever that is in your mouth, spit it out now dude. That shit will kill ya.

Hal, these people have not been enlightened by Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.

Hal! What's going on?

His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson. DELIVER ME FROM SWEDISH FURNITURE!

do i look like i want an 8-ball? here's how it works, hal. every week i'm going to send someone by to pick up 10% in interest. if you can't make the interest payment, it is applied to your principle. this is no a payment plan, you pay off the principle all at once or not at all. if i feel like your principle is getting too large, i'm going to figure out another way to get value out of this deal. do you understand? you don't want that to happen.

Shit dude, I'm outta practice here. I just spit out my tuna sandwich. Didn't know that could kill you. Glad to see you're back.

note to self: Never, ever borrow money from nate

not when nate's been watching a lot of the sopranos, anyway.

rowlf = wisper's friend, no? i just used all my money, whee!!

what did you buy??

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!! TBone has not been around in forever. neither has heather :) but heather is always right.

Tbone's hangouty spot.

Hmm. I thought that said "naughty spot" at first. I liked it better that way. I'll probably have a greater presence after May 17.

Why May 17th? School ending? Hal, where are you? Mysterious two posts then back to the dark. Hrm. You never gave us an update. Even in your emailed replies.

They're gonna let me wear the funny hat on the 17th. Or at least, they haven't told me they aren't yet. I don't know much more about what's going on with Hal than you do. Maybe less. His mom talks to me occasionally online and said he was moving and had a couple of jobs. Mentioned a girl, too. That sounds promising anyway... I've been meaning to hunt him down, but I have no time and less motivation for social activity. After the 17th. Then I'll stalk him down.

He posted something about a girlfriend sometime back in January. I tried calling him awhile back, but his phone'd been disconnected. That's the entire extent of my information. What are you majoring in again? They used to have ads on TV for OSU where they had funny funny hats. With archetectural models and things on them.

principal.

when in doubt, have a backup plan. anything, really to fall back on. and you'll feel better. don't worry about the particulars unknown factors must always be considered. but your basic idea and operational strategy should be simple, straightforward, and adaptable. the problems are often heavier than they at first appear. i think you'll agree that no problem is insurmountable, although great effort is sometimes necessary. true, often we see great difficulties and tribulations where you would prefer to see solutions. however, another long period of consternation DOES NOT EQUAL justice, amity, clarity, or knowledge.

is that a metallica song jack?

i doubt it.

Computer Science. In '98, it sounded exciting. Now it sounds like a punch line.

Ha, ha ha ha, Computer Science! Ha ha!

missoula is supposed to be a new hotspot for software jobs. i hear. i know where the cold spot is.

in your pants? hah! *rimshot*

It is?! My god. They must be keeping it very, very quiet. Seriously, though... if it is, I must be looking in the wrong places. ...though I did finally get a call about my resume last week. Still waiting to hear more.

"S & K TECHNOLOGIES (SKT) is seeking to hire for the following position: Image Processor providing production data processing for tits APFO contract with the Department of Agriculture" Image processing for tits! Now that's a job!

If nothing else, you could always work for the ape cheese factory.

I don't know man... I servith people the beer, lots and lots of the beer... Other then that, just moved into a new place, so TBone you'll have to wait till I drop by the DRC. Which I'll do in the next few days.

Oooooh... Mysterious-like.

the april 29 post, for those who didn't get it, revived the "first letter of each line" thing. except for the all caps line.

what *did* i buy?