cleaning out the room of death


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By Nate on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 04:29 pm:

    i have this third bedroom. it isn't something you ever walk by when you live normally in my house. it has outside access, plus access through the back of the laundry room. when i first moved in, the roofer failed to put some flashing up, and the record setting rain in january and febuary of 2000 came pouring down onto my wrap around porch and subsequently into the walls of this room. i ripped the walls out (knotty pine paneling,) but failed to really address the carpet issue and for the past three years the room has been storage to a bunch of boxes of unknown content.

    well, i knew at one time, but i've forgotten now.

    so today i am clearing this room out. it is moldy. it is spider infested (in the santa cruz mountains, arachnaphobia style, bigger than a silver dollar manner. plus, plenty of tiny brown spiders to get your brown recluse adranaline pumping.)

    i actually thought that most of the boxes were empty. i never went into the room so i never bothered to take all the cardboard to be recycled. this is how i remember it.

    i've been very wrong.


By Nate on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 04:34 pm:

    Item: Gay Man's Starter Kit

    Description:

    A small, mildewed cardboard box without decoration. Inside ten CDs, brand new and in their original shrinkwrap.

    - Cher "Believe"
    - Britney Spears "...baby one more time"
    - Whitney Houston "my love is your love"
    - 98° "98° And Rising"
    - Backstreet Boys "Backstreet Boys"
    - Shania Twain "Come On Over"
    - *NSYNC "*NYSYNC"
    - Madonna "the Immaculate Collection"
    - Original Broadway Cast Recording Les Miserables
    - Puccini "Madama Butterfly"




By Nate on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 04:40 pm:

    Item: Box of Wonders

    Description:

    Medium sized white cardboard box with inscription describing a case for a computer. Inside:

    - Red gooseneck desk lamp
    - Two dryer sheets
    - A large white plastic bag full of 16mm 70's porn film, off its reel.
    - A strobelight
    - Fungus the Bogeyman children's stationairy, "I hate writing."


By Nate on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 05:03 pm:

    Item: Manila Envelope

    Description:

    Sent from Edwin F. Kalmus & Co., Inc. Music Publishers in Opa-Locka, Florida. UPS billed at $6.00. Sent 1/12/88 to Dave R-, Santa Cruz, CA.

    Contentains 23 folios of Brahm's Opus 45, Ein deutsches Requiem, for a variety of insturments including Flute, Oboe, Violin and Trombone.


By Nate on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 05:12 pm:

    Book: "Always Ask A Man: Arlene Dahl's Key to Femininity" by Arlene Dahl. 1965.

    Description:

    Pocket sized paperback with Arlene Dahl's stunning visage gracing the front. Her chin is cradled in one hand, and the sleeve of her mustard-yellow wool blazer has slipped sufficently to display her three-rows of giant pearls bracelet. Across the top "More than 200,000 copies sold at $5.95." This copy sold originally for $0.75.

    Excerpt:

    Chapter Twelve
    The brownette -- an enigma

    Never underestimate the power of a brownette. She ecombines the best qualities of blondes, brunettes, and redheads. She can be all things to all men.

    It has been said that gentlemen prefer blondes, rave about redheads, are bowled over by brunettes--but marry brownettes. A brownette is versatile and can adapt to any role: She can tease like a blonde, be daring like a redhead, go sultry like a brunette. She can be imperious or shy, a good pal or a glamour girl, a tomboy or a femme fatale."


By Spider on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 05:17 pm:

    Nate, were these boxes there when you moved into the house?


By Nate on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 05:20 pm:

    Book: Nate's book of Crap

    Description:

    A beat up black and white, college ruled composition notebook. Spine is duct taped. Starts off as a journal for a writing class, starting with 04/02/96. Following the journal a smattering of poems, drunken scrawlings, songs and stories.

    Excerpt:

    Your top is small
    Your breasts are large
    (I give you a call
    My cock is hard)


By Spider on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 05:25 pm:

    I'd say that answers my question, but I can't believe you'd write something so lame.


By Nate on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 05:28 pm:

    Book: Pierre et Gilles by Benedikt Taschen

    Description:

    Large format coffee table paperback. Water damaged. Contains pictures by Pierre et Gilles, and text in French, German and English by Taschen.

    Excerpt:

    When NASA detected signs of intelligent life in a galaxy several light years above the island of Tonga, it was decided that a space probe filled with human artefacts should immediately be dispatched to the alien beings as a message of goodwill.

    The probe was duly built. But its launch was delayed for several months by a great scandal. The row broke out when itw as announced that "Adam et Eve", a work by Pierre et Gilles, had been selected to represent to the extraterrestrials the appearance and character of the human race.

    (Facing page, Adam et Eve, 1981, depecting young Eva Ionesco and Kevin Luzac, naked, holding hands.)


By Nate on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 05:30 pm:

    oh, believe it dear spider. drugs and alcohol and dorm life do evil things to the mind of a boy.


By wisper on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 06:55 pm:

    Pierre et Gilles are a wonder.


By Nate on Friday, June 13, 2003 - 07:20 pm:

    yes they are.


By Nate on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 01:39 pm:

    Item: Blue Pad

    Description:

    Legal size pad of blue graph paper full of sketches, lyrics, drunken diatribes.

    Excerpt:

    mind melts on the tv screen
    case of miller keeps the bladder clean
    pay your bills and close your eyes
    no one said it’d be easy

    all day long and not one thought
    hate for job is all you’ve got
    you’d kill a child for his dreams
    no one said it’d be easy

    let the man tell you you are free
    everyman is empty and you are he
    what they give they can take away
    no one said it would be easy

    fornicating with your fist
    pull the trigger, you won’t be missed
    no one knows you not even you
    no one said it would be easy


By semillama on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 01:59 pm:

    now this is more like it. More threads like this one and we're back on track.

    I have a box similar to Nate's room in that I am not sure what is in it. I haven't opened it in about 3 years at least. That may have been when I packed it. It could be longer. I wonder if everyone has at least one box like that? our own private time capsules.


By Spider on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 02:55 pm:

    "everyman is empty and you are he"

    Oh, I'm digging that good grammar.


By Spider on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 03:57 pm:

    I'm something of a packrat, so I'm sure I've got all sorts of weird crap saved in a box somewhere in my dad's basement. I know I saved all the notes my friends passed me in high school. When I go home this weekend, I'll dig them out and see if there's anything interesting.

    (OH...I just remembered...I included one of them in the MAILART project. One of you may get to see it one day. One day...)


By eri on Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 04:09 pm:

    I have one box in my dining room dedicated to all of that stuff, but have weeded it down over the past two years. I don't have any boxes that I haven't been in since we moved here, except one, that is filled with yarn for crocheting and knitting, but I haven't done any of that. Besides, it is too big to get into right now, and at the bottom of the storage closet.


By Nate on Monday, June 23, 2003 - 03:18 pm:

    Item: Blue Pad II

    Description:

    Legal size pad of blue graph paper full of sketches, lyrics, drunken diatribes.

    Excerpt:

    i fall over again & again
    when faced with simple ideas
    methods toward conclusions
    break down and i slip
    sliding downward
    i disregard handholds
    and further degrade
    until i cannot be sure
    that even as i fall
    i am traveling down
    question the obvious
    until insane from
    the quest and still.-
    seek seek seek
    look for the sake
    of the look
    impossible quandry
    inevitable lack
    of solid answers
    backed by irrefutable
    proof when "solid"
    and "irrefutable"
    beocme impossible
    within themselves
    schroedingers cat
    kicking tires with
    claws bared
    they're all flat
    now

    i want
    and unshakable foundation
    a rock to stand on
    if only i could believe
    in rocks
    i want
    some reason to be here
    in something or somwhere
    sanctuary to hide
    in

    i've tried your religion
    the comfort is lost to me.


By Curious george on Monday, June 30, 2003 - 03:48 am:

    dude now this is a wierd convo.---have fun talking to urslef dude.


By Nate on Monday, June 30, 2003 - 12:07 pm:

    better to me than to you, natch.


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