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By Little Bat Lady on Thursday, August 7, 2003 - 11:02 pm:

    You know, I was working today, and right before I was heat prostrated (I work in Texas and it was, like, 103 degrees today) someone at my work (a guy) told me that he was deeply in love with me. Typically this would elicit a sarcastic response, however, today, as I looked into his eyes, and saw how sincere he was, I got an odd chill. Now, I've been in some harrowing situations in my life, but never one where I felt quite so trapped. I mean, this guy is a friend of mine, and has been for almost a year. So, how do I handle this delicate situation? Well, I can only tell you how I handled it: I told him that we could date, but he'd have to get a sex change. Worked like a charm.


By eri on Thursday, August 7, 2003 - 11:04 pm:

    ROFLMAO......I will have to remember that one.

    But really....what IS the easy let down?


By Little Bat Lady on Thursday, August 7, 2003 - 11:09 pm:

    How about the 'Tae Kwan Leap'? you know: 'Boot to the Head'


By eri on Thursday, August 7, 2003 - 11:15 pm:

    I thought I was the only one who heard that one. I am so short though, that it would be more like boot to the ass.


By Little Bat Lady on Thursday, August 7, 2003 - 11:19 pm:

    Yeah, you're tiny... but soooooo sexay.


By eri on Thursday, August 7, 2003 - 11:27 pm:

    Oh, look. Little Bat Lady's on drugs too!!!


By Litty Bat Slut on Thursday, August 7, 2003 - 11:34 pm:

    ummm.. no, you're just super super hot, that's all. I think you need to embrace 'The Dark Side' of lovin' I'd be happy to show ya 'round.


By semillama on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 10:13 am:

    Do you know this person in meatspace, eri?


By spunky on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 10:30 am:

    hey now, first nate and now lbl......

    dammit


By Hal on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 10:50 am:

    Drugs.... lots and lots of drugs...

    Just put them in his coffee, and then manipulate him into submission.


By eri on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 12:24 pm:

    Define meatspace please....I'm a little slow.


By spunky on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 12:40 pm:

    In Real Life


By eri on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 01:16 pm:

    Ok then, yes. I know little bat lady in real life. I was just thinking for some reason that "meatspace" would be referring somewhat to me riding Bat Lady's meat, so to speak, which would be a no. But I do know her.


By Antigone on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 02:02 pm:

    But you've met LBL's meat, i.e. her physical self. Hence, meatspace.


By eri on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 02:09 pm:

    Yes...heh. LBL is a friend of mine.


By semillama on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 02:38 pm:

    Well, I definitely like her better than Batman.

    Why "little bat"?


By eri on Friday, August 8, 2003 - 02:39 pm:

    Don't know. I will have to ask her, or maybe she will see this when she gets home from work tonight.


By RANDOMPERSON2 on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 02:53 am:

    blah...?


By jack on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 03:01 am:

    why, yes. blah. you are correct.


By Little Bat Mad Sick Poet on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 11:20 am:

    "Twinkle twinkle,
    little bat,
    how I wonder,
    what you're at."


By Little Bat Lady on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 01:15 pm:

    not only do I know her, I've watched most of a movie over at her house. (I know, Eri, I have to come back and finish it... if only to see Angela Featherstone that butch - yum).

    Whom, by the way, I don't believe that I have ANY resemblance to.


By eri on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 03:58 pm:

    OK, yeah, whatever. You look nothing like her.....SURE......You're taller, sure, but you face looks remarkably like hers, especially when you go all goth/femme.