The Surreal Life

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By J on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 10:58 am:

    I watched most of the first one,but this one is too much.Ron Jeremy,Tammy Fay Baker Messner,Erik Estrada,and Tracy Bingham from Baywatch and Trishelle Bingham that used to be on The Real World and Rob Van Winkle that used to be Vanilla Ice.I have heard of Ron Jeremy the porn king but had never seen him,jesus what a shock he's short, fat, and ugly but he's pretty funny in a seedy way and would say little things like shooting the sherbert and covering the bacon,yet Tammy thinks he's the perfect gentleman.Van Winkle has "issues" I can already tell,he was having a little pissy fit at the farmers market because they didn't have Jimmy Dean sausage,while I could feel his pain ,it was no reason to be such an asshole in public,he needs a class in anger management and a new career.Traci Bingham came off like a diva pitching a fit because she didn't like the color of the bathtub,while constantly asking Ron to see his famous member.Trishelle finally told Traci that she wasn't going to put up with her crap,but I can see some hair pulling down the road for these two.Tammy Fay and Erik Estrada seem pretty normal and that in it's self is scary.I hope someone in that house asks Erik why his gums are black.I can't wait till next week,they showed a clip of Tammy crying and saying "I said I'd never cry on television again,I hope your happy you made me cry".I bet it was Van Winkle,he just seems like a big asshole and he thinks we came from aliens,I'm sure at least he did.Anybody here watch it?

By sarah on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 12:37 pm:


    no, i'm focused on the monday night series of adam sandler movies. last week billy madison, last night happy gilmore. new one with drew barrymore coming out next month, i'll be first in line, like i was for mr. deeds. it's sick.


    i want to marry and live happily ever after with drew barrymore. or at least be her sex slave. don't tell dave.



By pamela on Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 12:52 pm:

    When is the Surreal Life on? What station? This just sounds too hilarious to miss!!!

By J on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - 02:27 am:

    WB,Pam on Monday,I'm not sure what your time zone is,

By sarah on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - 12:31 pm:


    i heard on the radio this morning that john holmes the porn star is going to appear on the surreal show.


By J on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - 12:45 pm:

    Didn't he die of aids in the 80's?

By sarah on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - 12:55 pm:


    oh okay, not him. the other porn star. can't think of his name right now dammit.



By heather on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - 02:15 pm:

    ron jeremy


    and it is a very nice show

By J on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - 02:19 pm:

    Maybe he'll be at Ron Jeremy's pool party,I also saw they are going to visit a nudist colony,I wonder how Tammy will handle that?

By semillama on Wednesday, January 14, 2004 - 04:35 pm:

    Can you wear make-up at a nudist colony?

    I saw Little Nicky on the bus to Mexico City from San Miguel. It was better than I expected, I laughed much.

By The Watcher on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 02:36 pm:

    I've got to try and see this show. Unfortunately the closest WB station to me is UHF and our reception of it is terrible.

    Any show that would have Ron Jeremy and Tamy Fay Baker at the same time has got to be strange.

    Of all the male actors in the "Adult" film industry Ron Jeremy does have a pretty good reputation. He knows that the real draws to these movies are the women. So, he has never gotten a big head over his being a star. At least that's the impression that I've gotten from some of the magazines I've read.

By wisper on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 11:33 pm:

    There's a documentary on him called 'Porn Star', it's a good one.
    He seems like a nice average working dude with a weird job. And low self-esteem.
    And narcolepsy.

By patrick on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 01:04 pm:

    check out what is opening up a block down from me today.

    http://www.theeroticmuseum.com/main/

    ive been watching it near its completion but had no idea it would actually be this potentially interesting. They have some very very respectable works on hand.

By wisper on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 06:11 pm:

    that's nifty stuff.
    and these are great!

By J on Tuesday, January 20, 2004 - 11:30 am:

    Tammy Faye didn't cry in this next episode like I thought she was going to.They had to work at a restaurant for charity and they sent Gary Coleman to organize them,when they got to the restaurant Ice kept picking Gary up and carrying him around and you could tell Gary was really getting pissed off,then Todd Bridges came in and Ice picked up Gary and carried him to Todd's table and kept telling him to say it.("What you talking bout Willis"?)Gary flipped out and took off in a taxi.Then they made brownies for the neighbors,and drank alot of wine that night,Traci can't hold her wine and was telling Ron that if she wasn't engaged she'd do him and was still trying to see his member.I don't get it,he's a bow wow.

By J on Tuesday, February 10, 2004 - 02:20 am:

    It's on Sunday and Thursday here,the next episode gets even better,but I was tanked Sunday so will try to watch it sober Thursday.

By J on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 01:51 am:

    Tammy was crying cause they sent them to a nudist resort and she was very hurt and angry.

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