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I worked at a Christian camp every summer (lifeguard) and we had horses to take of. We would ride everyday and it was so beautiful. The girl that owned the horses, sold them to a slaughter house...bitch! She was a friend of mine and I hated her for that. I refused to associate with her, cause if she could do that to her animals, what would she do to her friends? Oh well... Hey, having kids is tough and it's a challenge everyday. My son (Seth) is a good kid, but this age (15 yrs.) is driving me to go gray..lol. I'm not looking forward to him leaving the house, but ya gotta let them go....hope it's not too soon though...:( As far as my brother in-law is concerned...I could care less. He's not a very nice person, so maybe the horse sensed his nasty soul and gave him what was coming. I hate to say that, but it's true. |
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I hope you didn't kill an animal just because V... |
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Dodi, read it and weep: By Vilnius viper on Saturday, July 5, 2003 - 06:47 pm: when i was young,i was very cruel to any life form.i watch my father kill chickens with an axe on the neck,hours later,they are still trying to run away,[without heads].i got to play with the feet.they were good fun,you pull the white tendons that hang out,and the claws go in and out.but back to the plot,i had this jewish eyeglass maker,staying at my my house,he was nice o.k. guy but,one day he brought in his mongral snarling dog,[gift from his ex-wife]and when he was out at work,it attacks my most beloved big fat ginger tom cat. my big fat ginger tom cat pisses itself with fear,[big puddle of cat urine on kitchen floor]i thought,DOG,ITS A GOOD DAY TO DIE,so i drag it into my sports car,take it to the woods,and spend HALF AN HOUR killing it with a rope around its neck,every time i stop the rope twisting,it comes back to life.at last,it dies.much twitching of feet,lots of piss and shit come out.i feel a bit guilty about this,but not much.i still love cats more than people. |
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How could you live with yourself V? Hmmmmmmmm, maybe that's why you drink! I hate to say that, but come on now!!! |
i mean, you know, just in case you were wondering. and, i must say, if you haven't picked up on it, what's your malfunction? |
And Dave made me laugh. Thanks boys. |
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well done [creepy as fuck one might say] though i find dodi's down-home-goodness crosses the line into creep-ville every once and a while, so what the hell do i know? |
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My parents didn't raise us to be critical of others and I'm so thankful for that. I like my "down-home-goodness." |
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heathers god help us all |
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Dodi. Do you understand sarcasm - or is it more or a sar-chasm thing? |
Have a wonderful day! Oh, that's the "down-home-goodness" in me and I love it...:0) |
oops, I think I just lost the goodness...Oh God!! |
in my post about heathers. it would be pretty humorous though i'm not terribly likely to tell you about it. and i don't think you'd ever guess. maybe sarah would, who knows? |
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You'll never fit in here if you continue that attitude. |
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But we're mostly somewhat dour, skeptical people. Overt "niceness" is seen as fake. (hence the quotes.) This is especially so when it's expressed in an over the top way, over and over. And over and over. And skepticism is reinforced here because there's no proof of who you are or what your real intensions are. Most of us trust each other just because we've all been posting here for years. (See my first point.) |
clearly, heather is taking a strong stance against the cloning of Calluna vulgaris |
I don't have any, I mean any faulse intentions. I come here, cause I like the interactions and that's about it. Plus, you never know what you're going to learn and I think I've come to the conclusion, that I like who I am and I'm not willing to change. |
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Didn't you feel bad V? The poor dog was just trying to play with your cat, but yet, you took that away, for pleasure. I find that to be very disturbing.... Why are you so hung up on this "Agent D' thing? |
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Did you see that...jack...jack called V, agent V...like agent D who is so annoying and V (veeeeeeee) sounds like D (deeeeeeee), it rhymes jack be so funny funny funny funny fun-neeeeeee!!!!!!!! |
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wait, since when is agent d annoying? that guy is hi-larious and hy-sterical. |
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let's make biscuits! |
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Cottage cheese and some Triscuits...aren't you happy for me? :) |
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i miss dave. |
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WELCOME GIN U WINE ARTICLE!!! CHEERS DODI!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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: ( we had such a "nice" three-way going too! :) |
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i'm going to try it MORE OFTEN,.................LIKE tomorrow!!!!! |
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: ) : ) : ) |
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thanks boys. And Dodi - I fully understand the meaning of bitch, and I'm not one. I think you fell deep into the sarchasm. Hopefully you'll climb out. |
BUT! even though she tried to call you a "BITCH," the motion passed and DODI is the REAL THING!! have a GREAT day!!! smooch! |
ROFLMAO!!@!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!@!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!@!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!@!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) Lovin you guys!!!!!! |
Nate? You have an elevator? Sorry for calling you dour, agatha. What the fuck are you, then? jack, you are now my phavorite phantom. What do you smell like? Dodi, always remember to chew your food 100 times. moonit. Sweet moonit. Happy, fun moonit. Banana fo fana, mo mana, moonit. |
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thank you. this one goes in the book. did tiggy get drunk there at the end? nate, tea? |
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I am NOT repeating myself. I am NOT repeating myself. Oh god, I'm repeating myself. Name the movie.... |
Not drunk, heather. Non sequiturious. |
Have a nice, wonderful, beautiful, gorgeous day!! :)lots of love...... |
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Please, don't post my name as Dodi, cause I like Heather better. No sense in hiding my real name, not worth it. |
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I still wish you a great day though. :) |
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boo hoo. i can't get along with people, so it's their fault. you and v have this attitude in common. |
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the system is breakin down, man |
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And I wish you a great day too! |
really interesting enough. i was just wondering, what is this about? when people come here and at some point the less-easy-on-the-eyes type of things are pointed out, almost as an invitation like: please stay, but you might think about being a little more real and a little less [saccharine..etc.] more often than not, all hell breaks loose and it's like they lose their fuckin minds with annoying defensive behavior. |
-social ineptitude -selfish immaturity -needy attention whoring you're right. not that interesting. all over the internet every single day, though. |
By the way, did I wish you a great day? If not, have one, okay? |
Man, make up your fucking mind!!! |
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fun-NEEEE scroll down to see "Olsen Twin Deep Throat" http://attu.blogspot.com |
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Have a great night! |
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what the? fuck off, whore |
you choose |
It's in danger of beating out Who Are You?-Grant Hutchins, for the title. and THATS fucking funny. |
Tonight for dinner i had some bread, what is your favorite kind of BREAD dave????? LOL i think all kinds of bread are good!! Have a super duper night!!!!! !!!! and heather i think a sammich would be a good idea right now :0D |
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words? the rearrange then out it type you did Or backwards? out that type you did kazu, |
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Please, continue to post! :) |
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you're not nice. you're consistently rude and phony. on this board, anyway. |
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I really don't care what you did in the past V, cause everyone changes. It's unfortunate, that people, especially here, can't accept that fact. I take it, that many here are teachers (so it seems) and I'm so thankful, that their not here teaching my son....THANK GOD FOR THAT!!! |
that sounds familiar. kind of like when you blame other people for your tantrums and your inability to get along with people on the board, for example. scroll right up and see it. i think it's rude to try to take over someone's established screen name. i think spamming is rude. i think constantly begging for attention is rude. there are plenty of examples of your phony "niceness" and rudeness on these boards. |
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I have never blamed anyone for anything. I just said that you all can't or won't accept me, cause I'm nice...oh well....life goes on and on and on..... Have a great Saturday night...by yourself!! :) |
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In Soviet Russia, accent speaks you! |
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And before you say it, Dodi, anyone who is scared away for a month by the word "firewall" is emotionally fragile... |
I'm glad you were counting the days that I wasn't posting though. :) |
that's blame right there. you think there's a problem ("you all can't or won't accept me"). but you don't consider that the problem could be you or your behavior. it's the fault of "you all." whoever that is. and drop the "it's cause i'm nice" line. that's ridiculous. why you think you're not "accepted" is another issue entirely. i'm not convinced that you want to be "accepted," anyway. but i don't know what "acceptance" means to you. the majority of your posts take an "us versus them" attitude. that's antagonism. that's certainly not trying to get along with anyone but your chosen "outsider" pal. antagonism is not exactly "nice," even if you swamp it with emoticons and exclamation points. being antagonistic while babbling about how "nice" you are is, at best, dishonest. anyway, if you ever decided that you were "accepted" you wouldn't be able to run that "us versus them" drama queen schtick all the time and you'd have to think of something else to post about. |
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what, you're in over your head and have to retreat already? |
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And I should know. I'm a master at it. |
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Just don't be too picky, as the inside, is the most valuable part of a person. As we all know, I'm the nicest of them all...HaHaHaHa!!! |
and i mean lame on the inside. |
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Wow..I'm impressed! |
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nevermind then. and no sandwiches, thanks. |
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As if. Nate is my sovereign lord, as he is to us all. WHETHER HE WANTS TO BE OR NOT. FUCKER. |
This is my sovereign lord. |
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attractive at all. at least not in that picture. |
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And maybe it's also because I'm half Swedish and they're all good healthy scandinavian girls. |
face. it's probably just that particular angle. |
might be that girl and that is a really good picture of her. this is doing WONDERS for my self esteem |
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for the pleasure and criticism of friends and random strangers. no grainy black and white magazine scans, please. *grin |
with the skin by her clavicle all stretched out and web-like, she looks like some sort of argonian, not a chick. |
speaking of painful. |
your pictures back up for the pleasure and criticism of friends and random strangers." okay, but be nice please. http://www.printroom.com/ViewAlbum.asp? userid=kazu&album_id=187928 close off the space between ? (and) userid when you cut and paste |
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i kid. like i said before, you totally remind me of this hottie scientist at work who i have a mild crush on. |
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googling random names to see what would happen. moonit's a cutiepie, but I want to see the new blond mel. |
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Do tell... No fair holding back! |
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and share her clothes with me. |
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eh, fuckit. i've got a couple on my hard drive, the goblin and some sprockette photos. no posty to the internet until i figure out other things. |
You just made my day! |
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But also laughing at the idea of Dougie wanting to wear my red dress. |
huh ah kazu, if sem ever gets all stupid.....anyway, yes your dress is also beautiful. |
Either that or she's a troll. She could be a troll with low self esteem, too. |
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Have a great day ya'll!! |
Heather: You KNOW I ain't doing anything stupid to muck this up. Thanks everyone for noting how blazingly hot Kazu is. I try to remind her of this often :) I am also grateful that her blazing hotness in the two photos with me obscure how awful I look. What the hell is wrong with my eyes?!!? |
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And women never listen to their men when they say they're pretty. They only listen when you DON'T say it. They only believe compliments from other people, especially other women. |
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I'm SO glad dave said this before me. I've been holding it in all day. Didn't know if it was a good or bad thing. is it? there's certainly worse people to be. |
You're very lucky to have her semillama! |
ps. my girlfriend is insanely hot. I thought I would mention that again. |
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except for cheese. cheese is good. and wine. well, some wine. i likes me some kazu for her brane-juices. that's right. i'm a zombie. |
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Hey, thanks for the compliment, much appreciated. :) |
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didn't, because it's obvious. |
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i don't. i've used the word stupid too many times this week. whore, however, is a word that never loses it's charm. |
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INSECTS!!!! God I love that...:) |
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Come on now Tiggy, I know you have it in you. |
Stalk much, Dodi? |
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is all I have to say. also, Alexander Mccall Smith came into the store the other day. (http://www.randomhouse.com/features/mccallsmith/) |
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about keeping up an anti-sorabji skin...why not just leave? no one in the universe is insisting that either of you stay. |
So what if others are weird or what ever you want to call them, their entitled to be here, just like you are..... |
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Buh Bye.... |
i think we'd be happy if you'd just be a little less retarded. |
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Heh, Heather said "whore." How shocking! |
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Moonit--sustenance is coming. Just hang in there. |
how funny. You see, dodi and V, some of us here have actually met each other in the real world, so we have a decent idea of who folks are and what they are like. and to think of you trying to imply that heather is not good-looking, when she is quite good-looking, and that antigone is a small guy, when he's one tall mofo, is just deeply amusing. A house finch just looked in my office window, by the way. |
the interesting thing here is that all of you who are complaining about how irritating and annoying v and dodi are, have officially become just as annoying with your whining and complaining and continuing enabling of their behaviour. if you want them to shut up then stop fucking talking to them. it was bad enough before when I could simply avoid any thread with massive v/dodi chitter chatter. do I now have to avoid threads where they make one or two comments because of the countless replies of "You're Stupid/No You're Stupid/ Nuh-Uh, You're Stupid" which seem to follow? either grow the fuck up and act like adults or admit that you really enjoy antagonizing each other. |
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sorabji troll! I'M THRILLED!! I"M HONORED!! .......and I accept! |
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we've been waiting for years now and its just as well you cut the crap and get it over with because everyone in their goddamn right mind knows thats what we're all waiting for anyway.... |
I'm working on a solution to the troll problem. If you want to be free from trolls, switch to FireFox. I'm working on a way to cut out posts from a thread that you don't want to read. It will probably only work in Mozilla based browsers. |
fuck. as usual tiggy aint gonna take it anymore. |
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you didnt. don't be silly. |
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hee hee ha ho heeheeheeeeeee *breath* hahaha bwaha hee hee! harharhee hm hm hahahahaha! patty cake patty cake, baker's man show us yer tits as fast as you can pat it and prick it and picture and post to show it to trolls and drive them off doesn't rhyme. pft. i'll get better. |
I want to see them too! |
Who's crying now...boo-hoo |
pez you'd be a service if you just expedited your mamms too you know. |
there's no pictures specifically of those. in the flesh. not even drawerings from the timei posed. have none, zip nada. i spose i could go to a photo booth and scan them in, or get out the ol' i-zone and avoid the dangers of developing at work. ah, who cares. |
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Teach me the filtering goodness. Please. Thank you. Patrick, I'm working on it. |
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Well, no, cause apes are very intelligent, so that wouldn't work. :) |
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Sorry, couldn't resist. |
just because your nuts done evaporated to dust a long time ago doesnt give you a right to creep the local flora you sumvabitch. look at me. i aint gonna take it anymore either. |
maybe it's because i'm a person who tries to relate with other people and there is sadness and grief along with the good things (which normally don't get mentioned). do you actually respond to anyone's posts othere than just popping in.... "Dodi,hi again." dodi, though shielded and naive, at least sometimes attempts to comprehend the full range of human emotion that i am very near believing you do not have. but i never post something so unintelligible as "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" without having a reason for doing so. if you have a problem with it, then you can find somethingelse to do, other mammals to annoy. eh, this is like talking to a brick wall. |
LOVE IT!!! |
mkay. just take it easy now. |
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I tried, but oh well.......... |
so could you please. just stop. ok? stop hurting america. |
pepper pot puke, anyone? |
though if you go through the thread, the only people i actually thanked were ones who gave advice. i do not claim to be a nice person. i am, hoever, honest and when i say something i mean it to the very depths of my soul. maybe our values are just too different. |
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i said i appriciated it. appriciation usually implies acceptance. much of the last week i was not home, i was either working or helping out friends. i did updates when i was able but sometimes it was physically and emotionally impossible for me to say anything to anyone. do you thank everyone you have positive contact with? |
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she needs to heal, and if it slips her mind or whatever, she doesn't need to thank or acknowledge anyone, she needs to do what's best for her and those around her who also lost their friend "You see, once again, you didn't accept my sympathy.........so sad" if you need someone who is mourning to accept your sympathy, you are one sad case. |
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did or didn't say beyond my usual interest in her posts, but with your sad, simplistic reaction to her alleged lack of acceptance. |
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This is gold. This would be an excellent title for the message boards as a whole. Nothing says nice like all caps and quotes. It reminds me of one of the worst tattoos i've ever seen. This guy at wonderland was in line with his shirt open, and across his chest in 12 inch high bold block letters (Think Arial Black, all caps) it said- ZEN needless to say it was the least zen thing on the earth. It still haunts me. ZEN |
That's a new one and I can hardly wait for someone to come up with a new one...instead of "cunt" or "whore" |
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Dodi will be particularly easy to filter out since "she" usually posts from one IP. V will be a bit more difficult, and we may have to filter out all posts from British Telecom. But that will just be the first pass. Next will be other supersecret methods of troll detection... |
"Have those Jizzmop updates ready? Jizzmop 4.0?" |
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hey, could you next whip up something so that a person's posts could only been seen by certain other people? oh, wait. i guess there is an application for that already. der. |
That type of functionality on the boards would be up to Mark. It's server side. And really I wouldn't want him to do that. This is a free board and I've liked the fact that anyone can post under any name without a password. That leaves it open for easy trolling, but that's the price you pay. I've thought about writing my own message board software, and actually I've done about half of the necessary groundwork. I don't want to host my own board, though, because there'd be no point. I like posting here better than having my own board. :) But if Mark ever gets tired of hosting the boards I could import all of the posts from here into my own system and we'd keep going without a hitch. |
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it makes you wonder if they just see the title on a google search, and scroll immediately down to the bottom so they can say their 2 cents, or if they read the whole thing and wonder what the fuck is going on. |
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Thanks for lurking first, *thumbs up* |
Unless you count V, of course... |
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