Platypus purse: Front zipper pocket: "Marble Memo" pad, upon which my life is based--grocery lists, phone numbers, to do lists, random notes to self, etc. An errant laundry quarter Burts bees (in tube for easy use) Clear glass heart with smoky stripes from creepy stalker-esque former co-worker. Keys to Cowlicks Black ballpoint for general notes. Middle zipper pocket: Wallet (which resembles a manpurse it and of itself) House keys Note-card to remind me to buy printer ink Back zipper pocket: Nothing...as of the moment |
Wallet (with no money) Mints with a company logo on the packaging three lighters cell phone monopoly board from Mickey D's with probably 30 pieces (the sad part of having a 3yearold addicted to happy meals) briefcase- computer lots of papers that i'm supposed to take home to work on (for two weeks now) a sample bag from clinique with random crap i won't use in it) I'm sad now. Must get actual work done. |
1 pink plastic envelope/folder with my students last response papers 1 blue plastic envelop/folder with my syllabus, class list, lecture notes, and articles on feminist literary theory 1 at-a-glance, quick notes brand, academic year self-managment system 2004-2005 weekly/monthly "Toward a Black Feminist Criticism" by Barbara Smith 2 *Fierce* magazines 1 certificate for two shakespeare festival ticket 1 mead, three subject recycled notebook, 138 sheets, 9.5x6in/24.1x15.2cm, college ruled *Reconstructing Womanhood: The Emergence of the Afro-American Woman Novelist" by Hazel Carby Emory ID card Starbucks card Bertucci's reward card Body Shop discount card 2 credit/1 debit cards Insurance card Caribou Card drivers license $10.76 Turbutrol pills (for cleo) car insurance info perscription for Wellbutrin TAS card Car Insurance info tissues burt's beeswax lip balm checkbook hair scrunchie binder and paper clips pens and pencils tampons Rainbow Kerry/Edwards pin |
Wallet Front left pocket: keys Extra nifty pocket (one of three) on right pantleg: cellphone Computer bag: Computer (duh) journal (no entries for five months...) Charles Forgy's PhD thesis: On the Efficient Implementation of Production Systems Various bills (unpaid) A puzzle ring "The Way of Chuang Tzu" Shambhala pocket book DVD of my trombone choir's recent gig at a church A picture of my sister and nephew A super bitchin Inova X0 flashlight A USB flash card reader |
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the kitchen table: plate, containing fork, knife, two slices of turkey breast roll stuffed with smoked fontina and sage, cranberry sauce (homemade), one bite of mashed potatoes $199 speakeasy rebate check black and white guess sunglasses (woman's) dell laptop battery plastic bag apple USB to ipod dock cable reebok heart monitor watch thing package to monster brand ipod car kit brad mehldau - solo piano 'live in tokyo' (cd) at&t wireless bill ford ranger key on ring reebok heart monitor strap and sensor thing "chronicle of a death foretold" (g.g.m.) "the family romance of the french revolution" (hunt) "a colony of citizens" (dubois) ipod mini (silver) thank you card from my realtor postcard from mom and dad (depicts: skyline drive, virgina) five 5x7 prints (from velvet hammer II, morrison) juice glass half full of red wine (woman's) juice glass all full of water |
So glad they're not half empty. :) |
Purse: red candy price tags from work pad tampon eyeliner -black lipstick- blue keys on a Michael Jackson keychain pink coin purse, total- $2.95 Game Boy Advance SP (Kirby game inside) white lighter paystub tiny notebook w/pen pack o' smokes recipt for pack 'o smokes- DM LT RG 25p= $9.20 recipt for previous smokes- DM LT RG 20p= $8.10 recipt for gas- 25L =$20.00 recipt from work- BOOK = $0.98 -50%empdisc + tax =$0.58 recipt from a bar- $14.50 small pill bottle containing -2 Tylenol w/Codein -2 Advil -2 tablets Ponstan 250mg medium pill bottle containing -100 tablets generic Tylenol Codein large Rx pill bottle containing -60 tablets of mefenamic acid 250mg or "Ponstan" ---- the pills were prescribed by some random walk-in clinic doctor. When he came in the room i was shaking and hyperventilating. I must have looked bad because he took my blood pressure. "How many do you need?" "How many can you give me?" "Well, is 60 really enough? 90? 140? I'll get you a year's supply. How many do you take a day? 5?" "....i love you." |
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I have so much shit in my converse bag. Front pocket: Ciggies Keys (Two for the house, one for the car I can't drive, a vw bettle watch keyring) Wallet (185.95c) Payslip Saturday Night fever tickets with double pass to the after party (free gift from client) An apple I forgot to eat for lunch Headset for my cellphone so I can listen to the radio PawPaw ointment (for lip gloss) Blue Lighter Light Blue Lighter Purple Lighter Cellphone Chewing Gum Random battery 9 hair ties (no idea) empty film cannister pink lippy Reeses Lip Gloss (love you Kazu) Back pocket Mad Butcher recipet for $2 Empty Nicotenel packet of chewing gum (my boss gave this to me) Two pads Tampons Nurofen (8 left) Inner secret compartment Passport Air NZ boarding pass for flight NZ184 to Christchurch (think this is from Sydney) Passport to Success (WW book) Empty bottle of Fendi purfume. Why do I carry around so much crap? |
front left pocket: albuterol rescue inhaler, which i rarely use during the day but just in case. Wallet in back right pocket: Picture of Kazu 1 debit card 2 personal credit cards 2 business credit cards Choice Privileges hotel club card OSU Library card (for work, never used) Petsmart Petperks card Blockbuster Awards card Kroger plus card AMC Moviewatcher card AAA membership card small slip of paper that says "I love you" in Kazu's handwriting slip of paper with Delta skymiles number on it slip of paper with door alarm code Church of the Subgenius membership card Another small slip of paper that says "I love you" in Kazu's handwriting Vision plan card Medical insurance card (possibly for old insurance) Medical insurance card (possibly new insurance) Card with Kazu's address Slip of paper with Kazu's measurements that I scrawled down and can now barely read Kazu's address in Lowell Sierra Club membership card Drivers license Car insurance card Voter registration card Business cards for a dentists, oral surgeon, my doctor, my vet, and my mechanic a small amount of personal business cards A subway club card A Cosi coffee club card my mom gave me (never been to Cosi) A Virgin records Frequency card, now useless since the Virgin store closed here Audobon Club membership card friend's address written on the back of a drink mat from a bar in my hometown spare car key reciepts one dollar |
front pocket: wallet front zipper pocket: gum paper with Ontario Rental Housing Tribunal url house keys 2 tums vanilla lipsmacker blemish concealer sample of Addict, by Dior (coincidentally, what I'm wearing today) big pocket: world's tiniest umbrella camera small mead notebook for indigo CD for taking home things I download at work card holder (with: old York U ID; SIN; Health card; Shoppers Drug Mart Optimum card; Jillians carte de jeux; 2 M:TG cards [Iridescent Drake and Predict]; Pokemon card [Pikachu]; photo of Faye's graduation; 2 old business cards of Ron's; business card of a prof; PayPal MasterCard; Birth Certificate; really really old TV Guide picture of Scott Bakula) Bank transaction record indigo paystub old celery antibiotic cream |
Front Right Pocket: Empty Back Left Pocket: Empty Back Right Pocket: Empty Stuck in my head: *Night Fever* by the Bee Gees (I will be taking care of this soon). |
Right pocket- a key to my car, loose change. Left pocket- dollars bills (option) Rear right pocket- pen(if I am at work only),Wallet: 1 credit card-Bank of America 1 ATM card- Harris Bank, that's right Lion Power. 1 driver license- State of Illinois-Land of Lincoln 1 State Farm Insurance card. 1 Picture of Tonya May from High School in Dallas,Texas, althought, the picture is 21 years old, and she's pretty. 1 Blue Cross,Blue Shield of Illinois 1 Social Security ###-##-####. 1 a typed paper which my Son said " I Love You Dad". and Rear left pocket is a set of key to my car, my home, my p.o.box. I guess that's all about. |
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Back right pocket, credit card and license. Front right pocket, $100.00 bill, spending money. |
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However; on my bedside table: Boxed set of the A.N. Roquelaure novels "The Big Bang" Little yellow cheap clock that keeps breaking Watch Assorted rings I haven't put on yet this morning Nifty red lamp from Ikea Glasses case Bottle stuffed full of feathers which the cats keep pulling down Glass jar filled with condoms Rescue inhaler (Maxxair Autoinhaler) Empty vials from my nebulizer Some sort of strange cat toy Battery charger for my digital camera (for some reason there are eight outlets in the bedroom and three in the rest of the house, therefore most of the electronics gravitate here) Cradle for my cell phone (in theory the cell phone is somewhere too. If the landline worked I would call it and find out where it was.) Also miscellaneous pilles (vicodin, percoset, singulair, allegra-d, etc) in an apothecary's box my mum gave me "Triangle: the Fire that Changed America" "The Book of Salt" "The Coming Plague" and "Against our Will" |
Du Maurier- you are correct! And they changed their paper+filter design last week, it's SLICK. patrick- are you reffering to tha fact that my bag is a drug store? But Platypus wins, because she's got the vicodin. I forgot to mention my wallet. Behold, it is made of duct tape. |
platy wisper i forsee something going down here. something involving vicodin, tylenol 3s and naked pictures. what do we have to do to make a threeway deal here. |
-front right pocket-- --pillsbury doughboy keychain--- ---front door key ---back door key ---bikelock key ---nail clippers --white (front) planet bike light --red (back) planet bike light -front mid pocket-- --pink "bubble beeper" redecorated with "zoobomb" stickers--- ---david & goliath "trouble maker" (black cherry) lip balm ---78 cents -front left pocket-- --red duct tape wallet--- ---$25 ---time/defunct override card ---employee discount card ---debit card ---account reference card ---driver's licence ---library card ---health insurance card ---fred meyer gift card ---union representative's business card ---phone card ---punch cards: two coffee (fresh pot and small world cafe), hot topic and blind onion pizza ---four postcard stamps ---half a generic red movie ticket ---movie ticket stub for "big fish" ---a note with my hours for the week of 3-28 ---seven (small) receipts -second from front pockets-- --nothing -third from front pocket-- --gloves (striped black, white, grey and raspberry) --a 8.5"x24" sheet of paper, folded in thirds --fira lip gloss "isis- goddess of the earth" --l'oreal colour juice "watermelon" --cinnamon tictacs --white, blue, green fish ribbon that i swiped from my mother's sewingchest when i was in highschool --sinful colors lipstick "mischievous" --four safety pins --ipod earbuds --my handydandy sixteen-in-one reversable rachet tool --ibuprofen --generic black multitool --broken telascoping ballpoint pen --part of a front bike light mount --small kangaroo leather bag--- ---black goblin horns with purple flames ---consilk translucent face powder ---old navy lip gloss "chocolate pudding" ---folding comb/brush ---handmade "trillium bag" (threecornered drawstring---- ----softlips "sparklemint" ----burt's bees wings of love inspiration lip shimmer ----a bahaman dime (found at work two years ago) ----amazing i-liner ----estee lauder mascara sample (good grief) -main pocket-- --"despite everything--a cometbus omnibus" (big thick book --hot pink dickies handbag--- ---neon blue slingshot 2004 organizer ---small black hardcover sketchbook ---big red gum (nine sticks of 15) ---receipt for "cheez-it bbq" and water ---half packet of fire gum (two left of six) ---light pink bandanna ---receipt for lightbulbs, candy and conditioner ---a working telescoping ballpoint ---"super density kimoto pake retouching pen" ---black brushpen i carry too much stuff. though since i don't drive, this is like getting a peek inside someone's car and purse combined. i had no clue i carried that much lip gunk. i guess cinnamon is my favorite flavor. |
1 person is in his bedroom 1 t.v. 1 fan. 2 parking meter. 1 computer,monitor,printer, modem(external). 1 Family heirloom table (100) or more years old. 1 bed (twin size), I am single. 1 dresser. 1 metal detector. 1 toolbox ( in just case , to save my trip to basement). 19 books ( various) 1 basket of clothes (dirty) yuck! 1 lamp. 1 garbage can. 1 pop can sitting on floor. I guess that about all. |
Maybe I'll talk about our scary table later. |
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Inside Glove Compartment: 1 License Plate registration 1 State farm Insurance card( it is to be keep in car at all times) 1 cup holding all pens,few package of aspirin,and antiacids. Inside my console: nothing. Insdie my trunk:1 cable jumper,1 spare tire,1 jack, 1 Inside my hood: 2.2 L engine 16 valve E.F.I. This car belong to a person who use it for transporation mode, For I.E.; when going to work, or going to shopping. Hopefully one day, the other car door will open for my future possible: A girlfriend. That is about it :-) |
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* Small keyring with 1 house key, one mail key, one Thule rack key, and one Volkswagen switchblade key. * Change: 2 Quarters (1993, 2001(NC)), 2 Dimes (2003, 1975), 1 Nickel (2000), 3 Pennies (1983, 1981, 2002) Right front pocket: * Kyocera "Phantom" cell phone * Change: 2 "Golden Dollars" (2000, 2000), 1 Quarter (1972), 4 Dimes (1989, 2002, 2001, 1990), 1 Nickel (1996), 1 Penny (1996) Right big cargo pocket: * Neuros Portable Audio Computer Right teensy leg pocket #1: * Earbud Headphones - tangled Right teensy leg pocket #2: EMPTY Left cargo pocket: * Checkbook with hemp cover: 1 Book Checks with 16 remaining 1 Tattered card that contains the following: "Yearly Locker Rental 2001 to 2002 Locker #: 149 Combination: 32-2-28 Clean Out Date: Aug 23 (Friday) Renewal Date: Begins Aug 9 You must either remove your items or renew your locker." and on the back is scrawled the number 267 with a box drawn around it. Under that is written "16.26.36". I don't know where this card came from, as I did not rent a locker anywhere in 2001 or 2002. Back left pocket: Wallet made of hemp, does not match checkbook. Contents: 3 Credit Cards 1 Checking Debit Card 1 Paypal Debit Card 3 Grocery Store Membership Cards 1 Library Card 6 Insurance Cards of various expirations 2 Liquid Planet punch card (2 punches) 1 REI Membership Card 1 University ID Card (Griz Card) 1 Retail Credit Card for Expert Tire 1 Red plastic card with nothing on it save a small barcode sticker at one end. I think it's a rental card for Fantasy Adult Video or somesuch. 1 Business Card from the president of Gilbert A. Fitch & Associates, INC. in Concord, CA 2 Frequent Flier punch cards from The Raven Cafe (One has 3 punches, the other has all 10) 2 Squares of green paper that say "Green Hanger - Good for One FREE WASH" (Signed D.D.) 1 United Blood Services Donor Card (B Positive) 1 American Red Cross Donor Card (B Positive) 1 Social Security Card 1 Hastings Video Rental Card 2 Blockbuster Video Rental Cards, one in my name, one in someone else's. 1 Express Money Retail Credit Account card for Sofa Mart 1 old Montana Driver's License (Expires 06-01-01, I'm wearing huge ugly glasses and braces. Uncombed hair.) 1 temporary driver's license made of paper (Expires 11--30-01, sketchy head-shaped blob of laser-printed pixels. No discernable features.) 1 Montana Driver's License (Expires 06-01-2009, I'm wearing tiny glasses and have no hair.) 2 Very Old $5 gift certificates for City Brew in Billings, MT. One with my name on the "To" line, one with someone else's, both from "Santa". $8 in bills 1 Check for $370 |