Kebron?no postings?


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By V on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 07:46 pm:

    Your abduction by aleins is no excuse not to post,I command you to rise from the dead.


By Dodi on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 07:49 pm:

    LOL!!


By V on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 08:29 pm:

    Dodi,Kebron is amazing,he is so much in to whichcraft,cant help it Dodi,I do tend to mix ,n match my religions.As the Sorabjis know,I am also in to Buddha,reincarnation? its my bag,I dont ask for much,just another 500 years of life.


By spunky on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 09:31 pm:

    Kebron tried to strangle our youngest.
    He is no more.


By kazu on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 09:35 pm:

    WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

    What happened spunkems?

    FUCK ALL...


By V on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 09:51 pm:

    BURN IN FIRE SORABJI BITCHES,KEBRON WILL RISE FROM HELL.


By V on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 09:58 pm:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


By Dodi on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 10:00 pm:

    If that's what you're into, then it's definitely your choice. We're all entitled to our own beliefs and I just have to respect the next person.

    We are, who we are....and I still like you.


By Dodi on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 10:01 pm:

    Be back in a bit, getting a bite to eat with my son. We just got back from the gym, so keep posting V. I like reading them.:)


By Nate on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 10:32 pm:

    sweet jesus, spunk. send me an email, would you? my first name @wwnd.org. or nate + last name @gmail.com. if you know my last name. that's the best one.


By wisper on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 10:51 pm:

    spunky, i'm glad to see you.
    I hope you're well.


By V on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 10:58 pm:

    Dodi,I just like to creep out Sorabjis,I tend to have a more or less war on most of the time,for me this is fun,for you it is what?...tell me,come on,I am a "non person"you can post to me,open up,tell,or not,if you dont, I understand ,you must admit,we are both smart,if the truth be known,we should both be posting on "mensa"...how long do I have to tell you that you are smart,its the reason I post so much to you,and Im sorry,I insist on posting kisses,xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


By Dodi on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 11:20 pm:

    I post, cause I enjoy it and I do like the posts that I get from you. I don't think you creep out anyone, they creep out themselves. You are funny though and you do make me laugh and that's another reason why I enjoy it here. I don't really care about the other shit that goes on here, it matters nothing to me.

    Smart, don't know about that one. I'm definitely street smart, but when it comes to all that other stuff, like, books and school stuff, forget it. I do appreciate you saying that I'm smart, so many thanks to you...XXXXXXXX


By V on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 11:40 pm:

    ...Dodi,so you still like me?well I will tell you something about your self,since 1998,when SORABJI started,you happen to be the best person on line,ever,its my opinion,if a Sorabji wants to dispute that,v will disembowel them bit by bit.


By Dodi on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 11:43 pm:

    Of course I do.:)

    I don't think the other sorabjis really care and from what they say, they can't read our posts.

    ....disembowel...ouch, that might hurt V.


By eri on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 11:43 pm:

    Sorry Dodi, but I didn't read all of your messages.

    Nate, email me your last name so we can get in touch.......

    V, Kebron is not a witch (as you well know I am, and I am now a priestess to boot). Kebron is a "play gan" vs a pagan.

    He was on hard times working for the military and working his way through college. He got in trouble at school (for a single violent act and I should have known better) so since he had free time and I started working again I offered him a paying position babysitting part time.

    In ONE SINGLE day he attempted to strangle my 5 year old (who weighs 29 lbs for a mental image) and why? Because she didn't want lunch when he said so, so when she got hungry later she snuck a leftover chicken leg from Church's Fried Chicken in her room, so he attempted to strangle her, picked her up by her neck, and was screaming and spitting in her face. My ten year old had to watch this whole thing and there was nothing she could do to protect her sister. The bastard is lucky he didn't leave a mark on her or he would be in fucking jail. Anyways to continue to story, later she was still hungry (after he grounded her from food, yeah a 29 lb 5 year old should be grounded from FOOD) and she snuck a pudding in the dining room. He caught her and proceeded to beat her behind. Again, he's lucky he didn't leave a mark, but at the same time, I am lucky my kids aren't afraid to talk to me.

    Spunky called him and told him his services are no longer needed and why. He stalked me for 5 months in spite of us getting a group of people to separate him from us. He is finally (kinda) leaving us alone. We have discovered him planning (with another "mutual friend") to destroy my marriage to Spunky in the hopes that I would leave Spunky for him (as if I would ever concider a 31 year old who lives with his mommy).

    It has gotten ugly and will continue to be ugly.

    V, as a fellow of the same religion, please believe me, Kebron is a danger to the soul. he is a poser who is a danger to anyone he comes into contact with. He has no contact with a higher diety and thus puts that power into any person he knows making you the God/ess, and relieving himself of any form of personal responsibility. He's a very sick fuck who hurts the most fragile of little children and stalks people. Literally, this is true. He is not a true witch and probably never will be.

    To Dodi......you seem taken slightly (though not majorly) aback by witches and pagans on this board. I pose this to you. Most of what is known is not common truth but misinformation. I can tell that you are a conservative, and I respect that, but do not think that Christianity doesn't have it's cores from paganism. I would be glad to discuss this with you through email to help eleviate your fear and or concerns. My grandmother was a professional christian singer on the radio (before tv). I come from a strong christian background but have found that I am not defined by old names and labels. To christians I am a sunday school teacher, to wiccans I am a witch and to pagans I am a priestess. Labels can put images in mind that are not necessarily accurate when it comes to religion and do not fear labels. They are an easier way to express something not so easy to say.

    VV, have you looked into native american shamanism any yet? We have some people out here building sweat huts for true spiritual sweats. Should be fully functional for groups by next spring. It's a good alternate path to look at. Though I will admit to needing to learn more about buddhism.


By Dodi on Thursday, November 4, 2004 - 11:51 pm:

    eri, thanks for sharing your story with us, much appreciated.
    I grew up in church and always went to private schools and this is what I know. I don't go to church anymore, cause to me, it's pretty faulse. I mean, everyone claims to be holy on Sunday, but come Monday, they forget. Does that make sense? I just try to respect other's and I would hope to get the same in return.
    I have done a sweat out once and it was incredible!!


By kazu on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 12:15 am:

    Holy crap eri, I am so sorry, that is awful.

    Poor Micki. I hope you guys are doing well.


By V on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 12:22 am:

    Eri,I read your post,and the situation is now shit,sorry,did not comprehend.Did not understand Kebron was so evil,so now is your life better? (Lady bless)


By Dodi on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 12:24 am:

    I don't even know who this person is, but I can tell ya, I don't want to know.


By Kazu on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 12:33 am:

    Eri, I agree with you. lol


By spunky on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 12:56 am:

    Hey everyone.
    I'm fine.
    I REALLY hate working for the corporate world. What a difference. The climate working for the SecDef and DoD was so much better.
    I gotta get my clearance back...


By Czarina on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 01:02 am:

    SpunkMeister,no clearance?


By spunky on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 01:10 am:

    bad credit, old bills...........

    took them three years to decide.

    If I was going to do anything, you would have thought I would have done it by then.

    New pics


By kazu on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 01:14 am:

    hi czarina!


By kazu on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 01:18 am:

    spunkems, your little ladies are adorable


By Czarina on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 01:35 am:

    SpunkDaddy,are those *mime* faces I see?
    Hi Kazu !


By Antigone on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 01:35 am:

    Damn, eri, spunk. Sorry to hear about all that nasty shit. I hope you're all doing OK.


By spunky on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 09:45 am:

    thanks again guys.
    We are doing fine, screw him, he's the one with the problem now, you know?


By Gee on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 10:25 am:

    I'm sorry you guys had to go through that.

    your girls look amazingly like me and my sister at that age.


By eri on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 04:11 pm:

    We're doing fine guys. Micki just yells about what a jerk Kebron is if the subject is ever broached in front of her. Hayley took it the hardest, watching the whole thing and feeling helpless and her nightmares, but that all seems to have come to an end. They have gotten past this and are fine now.

    He used to call me at work all the time and cry like a pussy all the time begging for my friendship (as if I would concider it) to the point where it was effecting work (but they did understand the situation and had my back) and he would email, and try to IM me, and would try to talk to me ALL the time and start crying again every time he saw me (I'm not going to give up my meetings with friends and other plans I have had over the past 2 years because of him and he just happens to show up hoping to talk to me). But I have bitched at my friends until they all understood, and if he so much as approaches me he will have at least 3 pagan warrior priestesses kicking his ass. He has been flat out told that if the stalking doesn't stop his two therapists (not his psychologist that's another person) will cut him off as well as his friends. Since then he has only tried to email me once.

    So he is finally essentially out of our lives. Leaving us alone finally. Which is good, cuz Spunky and I both want to kick his ass still.

    Gee, I have never seen a picture of you before, just Cleo. I think it's cool that they look like you and your sister, though.


By Rowlfe on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 05:18 pm:

    kick some ass


By TBone on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 05:24 pm:

    Hey, guys. I'm glad you're back. Sorry 'bout the badness. I'm glad it's behind you. And I hope you find a better work environment soon, Spunky.

    Eri, I think you'd like Buddhism. Non-religious Buddhism, anyway.


By Gee on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 05:30 pm:

    on monday I will bring a picture of me and my sister to work and scan it in.


By eri on Friday, November 5, 2004 - 07:30 pm:

    Cool Gee. I would like to see that.

    T Bone, I really don't know much about buddhism, haven't really looked into it yet, but who knows. It is concidered part of the pagan path.


By Gee on Monday, November 8, 2004 - 10:00 am:

    oops, I forgot.

    tomorow.


By patrick on Monday, November 8, 2004 - 12:36 pm:

    im with rowlfe.

    get the truck spunk.


By eri on Monday, November 8, 2004 - 12:45 pm:

    We got schmoozed into going to a ritual on Sunday. They're working on finding us a ride there and back. Asshole might be there. Dunno if he will or not, but the woman leading the ritual is his new "teacher" so he might be there. I don't want to see what is going to happen if he is. And the ass with probably be there Saturday night too. You know, if Texas was a little bit more open on the gun laws then maybe I could just pop him in the coffee house and walk away!!!

    Sorry, I am still filled with anger and hate. But he tried to strangle my daughter, and I didn't have enough to be able to prosecute his ass.


By kazu on Monday, November 8, 2004 - 12:55 pm:

    DO NOT ever apologize for wanting to do much
    damage to that asshole. Strangling a little girl,
    what the fuck is wrong with him? She's so little;
    he could have done some real damage. It makes me
    anxious just thinking about it.


By eri on Monday, November 8, 2004 - 01:14 pm:

    No shit. I got cornered by him two months ago and he had the balls to say that he was glad he didn't actually "hurt" my children.......didn't hurt them? Fucking INSANE. There weren't any bruises, but he hurt them on other levels too. Fucking ass. Every time I see him I want to hurt him, and that goes against my nature. I mean I actually use the word HATE when it comes to him and I used to say I wasn't capable of hate.


By Antigone on Monday, November 8, 2004 - 01:24 pm:

    Hey, never fuck with mama bear or the cubs. That's what I always say...


By agatha on Monday, November 8, 2004 - 11:13 pm:

    I got a creepy vibe from him right at the start. It was very obvious that he was attempting to wedge himself right in the middle of your marriage. I should kick his ass.


By eri on Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 11:35 am:

    He didn't get away with wedging himself in the middle of our marriage. That would never happen. The fact that asshole ever thought that it might even be a possibility is absurd to me.

    The last time he spoke to me he told me that he loved me and would do anything for me. I wanted to puke right there. I told him that I did NOT love him in any way shape or form, that I never thought of him as anything other than a friend, that he broke my trust, betrayed my family on too many levels to count and that he NEVER even will have a chance for friendship, so he needs to take me out of his thought processes and remove me from the equation cuz I never wanted to see or speak to him again. I got up to leave. He followed me. As I was walking he tried to pull out an old joke, and I told him he was sick, sad, tired and pathetic and that his lame attempt at a joke only succeded in pissing me off. I told him to leave me alone (for the 50 millionth time) and left to get a drink. When I came back and he walked up again I told him he had his chance to talk to me and it was over now, that I was going to see people who didn't repulse me now.

    When my friends saw him following me and he tried that joke about 10 of them came up and surrounded him in "casual conversation" so that I could walk off and he wouldn't be able to follow me.

    I hate the jerk, and don't get why so many of our friends don't see that Spunky and I don't want to be anywhere he might be. It pisses me off.

    They defend asshole on the whole attempting to fuck up our marriage thing, saying he isn't smart enough to plot against us, and he spent too much time trying to convince people nothing was going on to be entertaining other thoughts. It makes me want to avoid them too.


By Antigone on Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 01:00 pm:

    Ain't forgiveness tough?

    Forgive but Defend.

    Defend, and if absolutely necessary, Smite.

    Fantasizing about the smiting part is OK, as long as you adhere to the "absolutely necessary" part. :)


By eri on Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 01:03 pm:

    Maybe, but I don't even think I will ever be able to bring myself to forgive. I know I will never forget. But I don't think I will even be able to forgive. I don't want to forgive.


By patrick on Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 01:32 pm:

    seriously ... spunk, tell me you're going to exact some good old fashioned ass whoopin. there's nothing that would make me feel better than to know that assclown got a few good cracks in the jaw. sometimes nothing works better and the mental image of this faggy looking creep with long hair in a witch get up wont go away until i know a little bar room fist fuck has been applied.


By Antigone on Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 01:33 pm:

    Not forgetting is part of the defending bit.

    And forgiving is for you, not for him. Forgive the wolf so you can forgive yourself for letting the wolf in.


By eri on Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 08:56 pm:

    I have already forgiven myself for letting him in the door. I mean, I can look back and say "Oh, I should have seen that one coming" but in all reality who thinks that when you become good friends with someone (cuz an amount of trust is neccesary for that) how can you predict that they will go so far downhill that they will attempt to ruin your marriage and strangle your children? That is a useless thought.

    I did see him going downhill. I saw him reject medals earned in the military before he left. I saw him get in trouble at school where he had to leave. I saw that, and encouraged him to do things to move his life in a positive direction, and then I saw him not doing it. Making excuses. We (other friends he babysat for) and I had a talk with him about him yelling at the children and his ineffective discipline while he watched them. And less that two weeks later this all happened. I mean I was one step away from telling him to fuck off. I was looking into possible alternatives that would fit into our budget when it happened. I was already working on getting him out of our lives. It wasn't like I was completely oblivious. I just never dreamed it would go that far. Who would think that someone they treat like their brother would do that to your family?

    I don't want Spunky to kick his ass simply because of the possible legal repurcussions. I already told dickhead that the only reason he isn't in a jail cell is that I don't have medical proof (though I read a case in Texas recently that was based on the word of the parents without marks and the babysitter got 20 years) and he's goddamned lucky. If Spunky goes after him, he will probably go to the cops and fuck up our world.

    I'll tell you one thing. I wish I knew what the statute of limitations are on this kind of crime. If it is still open when the girls are emotionally able to handle testifying without significant trauma to them, and he even tried to talk to them, I would have his ass in a cell in a second. That's the joy of having attorneys in the family. Cousin "P" would get his Texas license and represent me for the cost of dinner and possibly an optimist club membership for a year.

    OK, I am venting again. Repeating myself.

    I am afraid though, that if I forgive, I might forget, and I can't allow myself to do that. I don't blame myself. I blame him. It's all him. Asshole.


By patrick on Tuesday, November 9, 2004 - 09:12 pm:

    dude its texas. he messed with spunks wimmins.....ass whoopins are required by law, arent they?


    sheeeeeet


By V on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 02:33 pm:

    Hi,is me.


By V on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 02:50 pm:

    ..,so perhaps I had too much trust in Kebron,but at the time,I thought he was a real cool guy,perhaps most Sorabjis did.cant help,still miss Kebron.so many Srabjis die.


By V on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 02:59 pm:

    Dodi,sorry I go off line now and then,I have,as you understand a problem with sleep...regards as allways.


By Dodi on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 06:04 pm:

    Sorry you can't sleep. I sleep very well, maybe too much. I don't have to get up for work, but I get my son ready for school, then I go back for a couple of hours more. I guess, I'm bored.


By V on Tuesday, November 16, 2004 - 11:00 pm:

    Dodi,for many days I have not been on line due to sleeping and trying to chill out,as you understand v has problems trying to relax and sleep,for such a long time, I only sleep 2 or 3 hours a night,I,for the time being can now sleep for 8 or 9 hours,for me this is amazing,and I feel this is in part due to you...so,you speak of boredom? I also have this problem,I think we both have strong minds,and as such need a new challenge,acting perhaps?...so many dramatic clubs around,you have ideas on this?...as we are both creative and as such, HAVE to use our minds to the most full extent,yes?...also,if you need me to post non-stop (all nights)I will,boredom is no fun,I fully understand this.xxx


By Dodi on Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 01:04 pm:

    I'm just bored, cause I don't work and you can only do so much housework, ya know. I should go out and get a job or maybe even volunteer, but I hate the politics that are associated in the work force. I used to work for doctors and I got so fed up, especially working with the women. They can be so petty at times and they have no clue. It's all based on competition and I'm really not into that, so I stay home. I do like it, don't get me wrong, but it gets boring at times. I'm having coffee at a friends this morning, so this will be fun. I will probably shop afterwards, as usual....:)

    I'm glad your sleeping again, that's awesome!!!!!!


By V on Sunday, November 21, 2004 - 10:42 pm:

    Thank you so much for your postings,indeed my sleep is sometimes awesome,but not all times,from 10 hours I may only get 3 hours,it happens,..as allways your postings allways are of interest to me,may I ask,what do you shop for?...also,as you may understand v also needs an out let for creative energy,perhaps I need to get back in to oil on canvas,dont you just love the smell of oil paint and turps?


By Dodi on Sunday, November 21, 2004 - 11:56 pm:

    Oh, I don't know, I just like shopping for unusual things. The things that most people think are weird, I think are cool. My friend thinks that my jewelry is too flashy, but it's what gets the attention and I like the way I feel in it. The bigger the better!

    Sorry, I don't like the smell of oil paint.:( I don't paint on canvas, never have,just walls.


By V on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 12:12 am:

    ...acrilic?...if so,I understand,but for me,the fun is when you compleat a canvas at night,then 8 hours later it looks like a painting from hell when the black under paint has bled through over night... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! :(:(:(


By V on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 12:14 am:

    ......makes me want to cut an ear off :(:(:(


By Dodi on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 12:15 am:

    Have you ever done a self portrait?


By Dodi on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 12:17 am:

    LOL!!!


By V on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 12:33 am:

    Yes,I did indeed,with long brown hair,haunted eyes and bats,and moon light.Perhaps a self portrait tells a lot of ones self...I think I will all ways be haunted by some thing or other... :(


By Dodi on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 12:38 am:

    Okay, that's freaky.....


By Dodi on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 12:39 am:

    I have never done a self portrait, but have always wondered how it would turn out.


By V on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 12:55 am:

    DO IT,dont be shy,let your mind drift,put a few curved lines in with charcoal,then paint,you may find the real you,by the way,I used to have very long brown hair,and I think the bats represent lost chances in life,but all though the painting is just 3 foot to my left,I still dont understand it,I dont know about you,but I paint on auto-pilot,where time no longer exists,and I dont know what it will look like untill the last brush stroke.


By eri on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 12:23 pm:

    Cut off an ear? You're sick. You are a poser and an abomination to my religion. Bats, hauntings? Really, could you be more dark?

    Dodi, you're becoming friends with a freak. Watch yourself.


By V on Monday, November 22, 2004 - 11:31 pm:

    eri,you think you know v,but you dont,if you met me in person,you would be most surprised as to how kind and gentle I am,you guys allways amaze me as to your misunderstandings of v.


By eri on Tuesday, November 23, 2004 - 12:13 am:

    The misunderstandings of V are solely based on the way that V presents oneself. And I do hope that I NEVER EVER meet you in person. Your obviously dark energies would send me running sick from you, without so much as an introduction. Misunderstanding or not, you are no true wiccan. Do as ye will so long as you "HARM NONE".


By V on Tuesday, November 23, 2004 - 07:25 pm:

    As V expected,I again have to play the part of "Darth Vader",if you want the real one,he happens to be a Swedish architect that works in Greece,on projects for v.For the record,v harms no one,apart from Sorabjis...allthough V admits to likeing the term "dark energies"...indeed a compliment...you made my day.v still has an interest in Witchcraft.,as far as I know,i should make the London Witchfest,05,may even do a posting on it.As you may remember,the London Witchfest is the best in the world.


By Kebron on Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - 04:07 am:

    Due to my extended silence and loyalty I do not expect anyone to believe me. I have been out of state a couple of times since this all blew up. I chose to come here and say hi and after looking up some of my last statements to see if any one said anything about the last things I said and to respond to any comments. What do I find but these accusations that could get the accusers in much legal trouble. Here is my response to some of them.


    1. spunky "Kebron tried to strangle our youngest."

    Lie

    2. eri "Kebron is not a witch (as you well know I am, and I am now a priestess to boot). Kebron is a "play gan" vs a pagan."

    Pathetic Lie. Who is the Playgan?

    3. "he attempted to strangle my 5 year old"

    Again Lie

    4."screaming and spitting in her face."

    Yelling yes because for the hundredth time she and her sister chose not to listen to me.

    Spitting.

    Lie

    5. "The bastard is lucky he didn't leave a mark on her or he would be in fucking jail."

    Bring it on stupid bitch.

    6. "He stalked me for 5 months in spite of us getting a group of people to separate him from us."

    Inflamatory lie. This is part of her mental problem of being an attention whore. Emphasis on the second half of that. Things had gotten back to normal around our mutual friends and she saw that they weren't talking to her more.

    7. "planning (with another "mutual friend") to destroy my marriage to Spunky"

    Lie

    8. "Kebron is a danger to the soul. ..."

    Lie. She has no true ability to really look into others. She is the poser she claims others to be.

    9. "He is not a true witch and probably never will be."

    As if the idiot playgan would have any idea what a witch or pagan was if she had a hundred of them in front of her. Oh she did and she still has no clue.

    10. "He used to call me at work all the time and cry like a pussy all the time begging for my friendship"

    Lie I called her trying to tell her what really happened. She chose not to listen. Her oldest had been getting in trouble at school and at home for telling so many lies. It is interesting how she chose not to remember that detail.

    11. "(I'm not going to give up my meetings with friends and other plans I have had over the past 2 years because of him and he just happens to show up hoping to talk to me)"

    I have been showing up at gatherings and haven't seen her good thing too due to her dark and negative energy.

    12."But I have bitched at my friends until they all understood, and if he so much as approaches me he will have at least 3 pagan warrior priestesses kicking his ass."

    They don't believe her lies.

    13. "He has been flat out told that if the stalking doesn't stop his two therapists (not his psychologist that's another person) will cut him off as well as his friends. Since then he has only tried to email me once."

    I only have had one therapist to deal with another problem and no psychologist. how would she know what my therapist had said to me.

    14."But he tried to strangle my daughter, and I didn't have enough to be able to prosecute his ass."

    Because it is a lie

    15. "The last time he spoke to me he told me that he loved me and would do anything for me. ...."

    The cunt should become a writer for all of its creativity.

    16."They defend asshole on the whole attempting to fuck up our marriage thing,"

    Because it is all in her mind.

    17. "It makes me want to avoid them too."

    This is her out and the reason she tells herself why she has abandoned those who chose to call her friend.

    18. "I did see him going downhill. I saw him reject medals earned in the military before he left."

    That was for admin/legal reasons as I told her and once those were fixed I did go back to the armory and pick up my award. It is sitting across the room as I type.

    19."I don't want Spunky to kick his ass simply because of the possible legal repurcussions."

    As if he could in the first place.

    20. "I read a case in Texas recently that was based on the word of the parents without marks and the babysitter got 20 years"

    "I'll tell you one thing. I wish I knew what the statute of limitations are on this kind of crime. ..."

    Again bring it on you whiny idiot I dare you. I wish you would. I can't believe I truely called you a friend and now understand why some of your friends in other states are not talking to you and very likely why your previous marriage broke up.


By Antigone on Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - 11:25 am:

    Spoiling for a fight, are we?


By Nate on Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - 01:04 pm:

    hey tiggy, you see that article about Zietgiest? software using wikipedia to learn new words.

    i guess, not a huge big deal in and of itself. it mostly interested me because i've just not thought about NLP since my psychotic break. but the machines, man. the machines are learning.

    one more step towards the singularity, man. we need to stop putting our humanity out on these internets.


By Antigone on Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - 01:12 pm:

    I'm happily working on the singularity right now. :)

    I'd tell you about it but I'd have to inject you with massive amounts of LSD...again...


By Nate on Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - 01:20 pm:

    shit man, i guess i'll have to pass. i'm just now starting to acclimate back into the mainstream american dream.

    i've been thinking i'm going to have as many children as i can. pure humans to fight the robots.

    i need to start soon, though. apparently after 40 you increase the chance of autism considerably.

    though, autistics may turn into ubermages after the great rending.



By V on Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - 08:55 pm:

    Nate,I am told over the age of 40,your kids turn out to be dwarfs,but you could allways put them in a re-make of "Lord of the rings",or "The wizard of oz"


By wisper on Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - 10:03 pm:

    Oh, hello Kebron.
    Neither spunky nor eri has posted in probably over a year now. It's cute that you're defending your honour on the internets, though.

    What a sordid tale. I think the scariest part is how very typical it sounds. If there are pagans out there that are not massive drama queens, i have yet to meet one.

    Every. Single. One.


By Nate on Wednesday, September 6, 2006 - 11:17 pm:

    don't feed the beasts, wisper.


By Antigone on Thursday, September 7, 2006 - 12:26 pm:

    autism rocks.

    Well, at least asperger's does.


By Nate on Thursday, September 7, 2006 - 02:36 pm:

    i love assburgers.

    i wish i was an idiot savant so i could remember phone numbers and birthdays and shit.


By Dr Pepper on Friday, September 8, 2006 - 05:02 am:

    Nate, I can't remember but, I do keeps old and new number on Microsoft Excel list.


By Nate on Friday, September 8, 2006 - 10:47 am:

    yeah, dr pepper. you're only half way to idiot savant.


By TBone on Friday, September 8, 2006 - 05:36 pm:

    I'd settle for being able to remember my own phone number consistently.


By V on Friday, September 8, 2006 - 09:27 pm:

    Kebron!! well hi,I thought you died of a flesh eating virus years ago,back from the dead? how do you do that trick?


By Kebron on Saturday, September 9, 2006 - 08:34 pm:

    Before the virus got too far I started eating it. I would recommend trying some seasoning if someone tries it them self as it is not very tasty.


By V on Saturday, September 9, 2006 - 09:13 pm:

    BOLLOX, you just happen to like HUMAN FLESH.


By Kebron on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 12:02 am:

    HUMAN FLESH!! It's the best. Just a few dashes of season salt would make it just a little tastier


By V on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 09:35 pm:

    ....yeah,an I bet you like human liver.What is your problem with garlic?...I crunch it most days ,it fucks off colds,THE LAST COLD V HAD WAS 15 YEARS BACK,can you do that?...betcha cant.


By spunky on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 09:56 pm:

    Ah, KA, done with your crying I see.

    As for your defense of your honor, you show you have absolutely none.

    Dont bother responding, you are certainly not worth it.


By spunky on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 10:28 pm:


By Kebron on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 11:02 pm:

    Spunk if you or anyone in your household had any honor you and yours would have not spread lies attempting to destroy me in front of my friends, and those who chose to call you the same. None of you obviously understand what honor, friendship, truth, or respect truly mean. Maybe you should try to pick up a dictionary and attempt to read it. Maybe start with an elementary school level version until you get to the big words.

    Far away, that is the best thing that I have ever heard from either of you. I pray to the gods that that stays a permanent thing for all of eternity.

    V garlic goes in almost every food I eat.


By spunky on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 11:16 pm:

    this is the last thing I will ever say to you.

    I have seen your temper in action, I know how dark it is.

    You calling my wife a bitch and a cunt may be ok in your world, but not mine.

    I saw how you let yourself go after Eri cut off contact. I smelled you, I saw the filth on you from not taking a shower or even combing your hair for who knows how long.

    And I watched you with my wife, and I am not stupid or blind.

    And Micki's reaction was all I needed to confirm what she and Hayley told me. She was 5 at the time, and while Hayley had issues with the truth, Micki did not.

    You even admitted to what you did, so what ever you tell your self to make it ok with you is your problem.

    And I really could care less what those people you hang out with think of us. If they don't care enough to stick to the vows they made to each other when they got married, then what else needs to be said?

    Enjoy your life, and I will enjoy the distance between us, and if ever our paths cross, it will be the last time.


By Kebron on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 11:51 pm:

    You can't help lying can you. I never admitted to any of your lies. As far as the words I use, if the shoe fits, as they say so be it. The temper that you wittnessed was, if you care to remember, when I was done wrong. If you call defending oneself you have no place judging others.

    "Saw the filth"? What color is the sky in your world maybe you and that cunt should both see a psychiatrist. And I comb my hair every day when it is long enough to do so.

    Those people I hang out with enjoyed your compnay and you seemed to enjoy theirs when you did come to gatherings. Or was that a lie. I know of the words that were exchanged at their wedding and as a wittness to their last few years I can tell you they are still being honored. Remember the word honor is a word you need to learn. Maybe you should look into your own marriage before you judge others. Look in the big peoples dictionary under the letter I for related words. Think about it

    But go ahead and do as your master tells you after all you are just her automoton, lemming, drudge, peon, or just slave.


By Kebron on Monday, September 11, 2006 - 11:54 pm:

    And as reference to the last part of your statement I could take that as a threat to my life. I might just have to think about the legal repercussions of that.


By Dougie on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 12:41 am:

    Hey look, spunky's back! Hi spunky!

    Who's this Kebron dude? Sounds angry. At least he writes well. Nice change from V. Whynchyou guys just smoke a bong and stick around a while.


By Kebron on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 12:46 am:

    Dougie read above the comments posted by spunk and eri, I think you could understand why I would be a little upset.


By Dougie on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 12:51 am:

    Ok, will do later. So many words though. Plus, Letterman's on with Maria Sharapova. Must drool now.


By Kebron on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 12:58 am:

    Good Deal. Enjoy.


By Dougie on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 11:21 am:

    Sorry Kebron, gotta give the benefit of the doubt to spunky and eri on this one.


By Kebron on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 11:56 am:

    Well I can't make anyone believe me. And I appreciate the time taken to think about it. But I am done trying in a nice way to tell people that I am innocent. Those who have spent time around those two can tell everyone that she is one who is an attention whore (she even admits to this) and you can tell she gets very upset when the focus is not on her. He is just as I said above her thrall. He will do as she says. The day of the incident I had to fuss at both of the kids so many times it was ridiculous. I could see they were both very angry with me so they made up this lie.

    This is the first time that either of them two have a chance to hear it from me because they chose not to even try to listen to me. This shows that they are both very closed minded people who can't accept things in any way other than the way they see it.


By patrick on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 01:55 pm:

    no dipshit, you cant make any believe you.

    a clue as to why...
    most of us know the spunk and eri pretty well, as well as one can via bbs....and know them to be pretty honorable and decent people, certainly not the people you make them out to be. moreover, we don't really know anything about you....so your are inherently at a disadvantage in this particular public forum. best advice is just to let it go.


    "barroom fistfuck". thats kinda hot.


By semillama on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 03:04 pm:

    Indeed. Especially if it's on a pool table.

    or a pinball machine.

    See, this is what's good about sorabji: We may be a collection of misfits and weirdos, but we'll stick up for our own, even when we tend to have drag-down no holds barred arguments with them otherwise.

    And still manage to work in some kinky sex into the conversation.


By spunky on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 04:24 pm:

    hot buttered monkey sex was always my favorite


By sarah on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 06:41 pm:


    me, you, a vat of crisco, and...




By eri on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 - 07:53 pm:

    ROFLMFAO......

    Barroom fistfuck on a pinball machine.....the mental images.

    But I'm hungry so right now I am craving assbergers!


By Kebron on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 01:52 am:

    Patrick you fucking moron. Try to think.

    People who have actually met them and I in person believe me over them.

    People who have only talked via bbs believe them simply out of blind loyalty (I like that one).

    Yeah that seems logical. I wonder if they have found that I word? Hmmm


By wisper on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 03:50 am:

    I think you're seriously overestimating how much any of us really care. And you've lost major points by tracking your shit in here like it's some worthwhile vendetta. That's just funny. You care about your internet image? On some random BBS with people you barely got to know? Who fucking cares man? You didn't have to come back, let it go. Or leave.
    Seriously.


By Nate on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 04:00 am:

    oh c'mon wisper, you're supposed to be nice to the mentally disabled. it's not his fault he's a neurotic, egotistical schmuck.


By ... on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 04:20 am:

    anyone wanna eat my cock?


By Nate on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 12:42 pm:

    who doesn't?

    for some reason i just thought of a giant pink sow swarmed with eager, suckling piglets.


By sarah on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 01:51 pm:


    i do! i do! please! pick me! pick me!









By Antigone on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 02:12 pm:

    wisper has a point. Kebron is here to defend his internet image while saying you can't really know someone from their internet image. He's thereby proven he can't think, and is subsequently a sperm burping donkey ass monkey. IMHO.


By Nate on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 02:30 pm:

    isn't that spelled "IMO" ?

    kebron is clearly deranged, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't pity him.


By Antigone on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 02:47 pm:

    The H is ironical.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 03:09 pm:

    you ain't huble, that's for sure
    :)


By Nate on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 03:12 pm:

    no sir, tiggy has never been huble.


By sarah on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 03:29 pm:


    ironical.




    loves it.




By patrick on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 04:03 pm:

    kebron, do me a favor, go do an ironical survey of people who have met them and you in realistic life. then do a survey or people who have only met them on the cyberspaciality, combine the two surveys to form an opinon that no one gives a rats ass about. when you're done with that, then come blow me. with your mouth still full of my nut, i'll sucker punch you in the gut, causing the ever famous 'Walrus' effect.

    then i'll laugh at you. then you'll leave and no one here will miss you.











    to the rest of you. i apologize for the potty mouth as of late. it just sorty slips out.


By eri on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 04:20 pm:

    Walrus effect....omg...I just shot my energy drink out my nose! Now I just need something hot searing and pointy so that I can burn that image out of my minds eye!


By TBone on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 04:47 pm:

    After a quick coin flip, I'm going to blindly believe Kebron.

    But I also choose to see this as a tremendous and hilarious prank perpetrated by Spunky and his family.

    Come on, Kebron. What's a little accusations-of-child-abuse between friends? Lighten up!


By eri on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 07:27 pm:

    I wish Tbone. I wish. I'm sure my kids wish it was a lie too......


By spunky on Wednesday, September 13, 2006 - 11:28 pm:

    I chose and still choose to believe my youngest.
    He even demonstrated to eri how he picked her up by the neck without choking her.
    He lied to us for ever about why he got kicked out of college, and I saw the rage he flew into (which by the way lasted 20-30 minutes, all of which he still claims no memory of) at that damn spring thing.
    And I watched him stroke my wife's thigh, and try to look up her shorts when she was sitting in a recliner.
    Not the mention he was either gay and lying about it or trying to make the moves on my wife. Period.

    But all that said, he is ancient history.
    I just happened by sorabji because it was the anniversary of 911, and I thought about this site, and when I went to new messages, there he was.
    Other then being the butt of a joke between eri and I, we havent given k a second thought over the past couple of years.

    I have been reminded why I loved you all anyway. Between and beneath all the arguments we have had over the years, I could always see where you were coming from, and in the end, you were all good people.

    Enough of that shit... carry on.


By moonit on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 01:09 am:

    whaddya mean WERE. We ARE.



    JUMBO COKE!


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 01:57 am:

    Wisper They tracked this shit here by making these accusations here. How 'bout I track something in here? It is not my internet image that I care about but the fact that they are spreading lies here. Lies that go far beyond simply "little accusations". If they were truly fact and not the imagination of children then they should have brought it to court not make up some excuse like they do about everything else.

    And the cum guzzling gutter slut Antigone apparently can't think itself because it is my image overall that I am defending not just my internet image. Curious about that I word I mentioned in previous posts? I am doing this in hopes that they finally will decide to take it to court.

    Nate pity is only for morons like you.

    Patrick yet again you prove your complete retardedness by making no sense at all.

    Remember the I word is in reference to marriage. You know that thing that Spunk judged about others in previous posts. It was monday at 11:16

    And to the automoton. I demonstrated nothing to her idiot. That rage as you put it remember I was simply defending myself against someone who wronged me, as I said above. I told you exactly why I was dropped from my classes at college. Seems like it is not just young ones who make things up. Oh yeah and the gay thing in case you don't remember, obviously that is a problem you have, you thought I was because of my terrible acting or rather overacting and after spending some time around me you you finally realized that it was an act. You never asked me if I was gay. If you would have asked I would have told you the truth. Something you are not familiar with. Making the moves on your wife well lets put it this way lets hook me up to a lie detector and you can ask all the questions you want but first lets hook Eri up to one and you have to ask her the questions I put forth and hear the results.


    Come on. I have no problem with it. And unless she has something to hide she shouldn't either. All I ask is that I get to be there too. I don't even have to be in the same room. Just give me a live feed so I can see what happens. What the hell have me be across the street thats fine. How could it hurt anyone? You get what you want and I get some fun. Something you 2 christians should be familiar with a passage in the bible Matthew 7:1 Judge not, lest ye be judged KJV or Do not judge, or you too will be judged NIV. What do you say Spunkster. You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? You can call me the devil or what ever other fictional creature you want.

    K


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 02:02 am:

    Oh yeah and spunky you are not off the hook either you get hooked up too


By patrick on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 12:30 pm:

    shit ya'll.....we got ourselves and ole fashioned flame war.













By spunky on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 01:06 pm:

    what are you trying to imply?
    that you and eri had an affair?
    stop dancing, shit head and speak.


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 01:27 pm:

    I knew if I brought the right facts out to the front I could get you to talk to me again even though you said you wouldn't. So shit stain lets dance. You ask her when she is connected to a lie detector yourself and get the answer. Take it from there. I wish I could see her look of panic when she read my last post. It would be a fucking Kodak moment.

    COME ON. DON'T JUST ASK THERE AT HOME HOOK HER UP.
    Or are you just going to sit there and watch the black widow spin her web of lies. You wanted to get the truth out of me, maybe you could even get it out of her, think you can handle it?

    I'm looking foreward to see how she lies her way out of this one.

    OH hey! If your excuse is you can't afford to do a lie detector test call up Maury or Jerry Springer they will do it for free.


By patrick on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 01:27 pm:

    spunk try not to be goaded into anything here by him. what he says about anything is irrelavent.

    seriously.


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 01:43 pm:

    If it is irrelevant then it would be inapplicable to this discussion. He brought up other peoples marriage vows and questioned them. That makes it applicable. As I said before, What could it hurt? When you find out that I am right you may look up to me and say "Wow once I was a non-believer now I see the light." HA

    Ok in all seriousness, seriously, my actions were brought to question as were others. Turnabout is fair play especially when it is the truth.


By Dougie on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 01:49 pm:

    How would one go about scheduling a lie detector test? Are there places out there that offer this service?

    On an unrelated note, I thought this was kinda cool:

    http://www.e-gold.com/


By Antigone on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 01:50 pm:

    I'm a gutter slut?

    Wanna have an "affair" with me, Kebron?

    Methinks you know not how ironical that would be.


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 01:57 pm:

    no


By spunky on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 02:11 pm:

    i waisted my time and gave you what you wanted. Just know that I FUCKING SAW YOU at PNO show her how you picked my youngest one up BY THE NECK and tried to show her how you did not choke her.

    You are still a lying sack of shit.


By Antigone on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 02:13 pm:

    Aw, but Kebbie, I want you. I NEED YOU!

    Can't I just show you my cooter?


By semillama on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 02:20 pm:

    Cage match, bitches! Old times are here again!

    All we need is a little "ANTIGONE IS STALKING ME" and we're all set.


By spunky on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 02:22 pm:

    and eri and I are happy. IF by some freak chance, something did happen (eri was drunk or what ever), you want to know something?

    I REALLY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT.

    IF it did happen (and i am 99.99% sure it did not), it is OVER. Her and I are forever. You are nothing.
    Why would we lie about you? I dont even give a shit enough about you to lie.


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 02:32 pm:

    Spunk. Are you afraid of the truth? You saw your imagination. I can see into your mind you are trying to convince yourself that I am wrong. You don't want to admit that what I am saying could be right so you are bringing back the other subject. If what I am saying is a lie then she will pass the test with flying colors.

    No thank you Antigone


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 02:52 pm:

    Wow drunk huh? She must have been constantly drunk for about 9 or 10 months. Even driving the little ones around DUI and stuff.
    Spunk you are just paroting what she is saying so maybe you are not telling any lies as far as you know.
    As I said what could it hurt to have a lie detector test? My credibility would be completely and utterly destroyed everywhere if I was wrong. Don't you wish you could see Eri's face when she read my statement. That little bead of sweat starting at the forehead rolling down just missing her eye. And she thinks hey maybe that is a good omen, luck might still be with me. What do I say and how do I say it so that the spunkster will believe me.Aren't you just the least bit curious as to what the results may reveal? Hmm


By patrick on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 03:13 pm:

    spunk....really. stop even giving him a chance that anything he says matters. it doesn't matter.

    the fact that he would even get into such a personal and highly volatile issue like this....infidelity on the internet is totally suspect, immoral and vile.

    this kind of shit doenst belong here. its fucking awkward, destructive and fucking annoying.

    god its wrong on so many levels.


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 03:20 pm:

    Awkward sure. Volatile nah. Destructive well it is not just my behavior that falls under that category. If you believe what they say. Don't forget I did say that I would submit to a test myself after they were done. I think I see someone who is scared of the truth


By Disturbed on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 03:43 pm:

    and i see someone desperaly seeking attention


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 03:46 pm:

    I just want the truth to be known


By patrick on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 03:54 pm:

    i see a sociopath who thinks he has some burden or divine right to spread "truth".


By patrick on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 03:55 pm:

    and i refer to V's Nov 1 9:51 and 9:58 posts....


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 04:04 pm:

    Sociopath, well that is for the professionals to decide. It is not a burden or divine right just a position in which I can deliver. Why is it so hard to believe what I say is fact.


By Nate on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 04:09 pm:

    you're clearly not a pagan.


By Mala-dicta on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 04:13 pm:



    "Why is it so hard to believe what I say is fact"..... cause your an ASSHOLE.


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 04:13 pm:

    I see through your pathetic attempt to rile me up. I simply see you as someone who is a poor pathetic small person who is resorting to immaturity.


By Kebron on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 04:14 pm:

    I'm an asshole?

    Finally I am hearing truth from one of yall.


By Mala-dicta on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 04:25 pm:

    Oh,let me clarify that,I meant you were an asshole child abuser.


By Nate on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 04:47 pm:

    you're clearly not behaving as a pagan. are you lost little girl?


By Kevin on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 05:18 pm:

    As I said before where is any evidence of these accusations. Nate you have no idea what being a pagan is. The little girl comment? How old are you 5. Do you really believe you will be able to upset me with these pathetic and obvious attempts.


By Czarina on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 05:35 pm:

    Well, if a proffesional opinion is required here, I suspose that would be me. And I agree with Kebron that sociopath would be an incorrect diagnosis.

    I'm afraid that what we have here is a classic borderline personality disorder. Which, unfortunately, is the most annoying of all mental disorders. These people are very self centered and self serving, they are not happy unless they are causing utter chaos amonst normal folks. They will say and do anything for attention. They frequently make spectacles of themselves in public, going to extremes, such as throwing themselves on the floor, or banging their heads on the wall when they don't get their way.

    Psychiatrists HATE to treat them because there is no cure. We get them out of the hospital as soon as we can. In essence, these are the neighbors from hell.

    As I reviewed Kebrons postings, I have been left with no doubt as to his mental status.

    I did not care for the tone you, yourself used when referring to having to discipline the children many times. You were their caregiver, not their disciplinarian.

    My concern here is that Eri would have left you alone with her children.

    You need to let this nonsense go, and move on. No one here cares, other than to get a good laugh at your expense, as its obvious that they are baiting you, to see your ridicoulous responses.

    As for your request for a lie detecor test, perhaps you should trot on down to your local police station, and have them ask you if you were abusive to these children, then, this whole thing would be settled.

    And Patric, I love your potty mouth.


By Nate on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 05:39 pm:

    you have no idea what i know, kevin.

    i've been assuming your paganism is some sort of eclectic neopaganism, probably wicca. 'pagan' is such a broad term that it is largely meaningless; by definition you could hold any non-abrahamic religion.

    so, yeah, you could be acting as a pagan. so i apologize if my assumption about wicca is incorrect.

    but if it is wicca, then no, you are not behaving as a pagan.



By spunky on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 05:59 pm:

    ah naticus....
    your website still up?
    Czar, you rock as always


By Nate on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 06:41 pm:

    sure. up somewhere.


By Mj on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 06:43 pm:


By wisper on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 09:04 pm:

    i'm constantly shocked at the credibility that the general public finds in polygraph tests. They are not accurate, and very easy to mess with deliberately or unknowingly. They are fancy bullshit. The people who watch Maury are the only ones who would still believe that they really work.

    You just want the truth to be known? To who? Some strangers on the internet who don't even know you at all? In a place where you haven't even shown up for what... 2 years? If our opinion of you is that important, you really need to take stock of your life and mental state, buddy. Like any of us even remembered you existed except that single-letter troll.
    And this is why you're radiating attention-whore vibes. This is so absolutely sad and pointless. Drama drama drama.


By TBone on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 09:36 pm:

    There are several Internet communities that think really awful things about me. That's what makes the Internet fun.

    Kebron, time to be honest with yourself. Your presence here has nothing to do with Truth. You just want to make some people mad, maybe hurt some feelings.

    You can't have honestly thought you were going to convince anyone.

    Oh, and there's no such thing as a lie detector. Polygraphs do not detect lies. However, your obsession with the idea is pretty amusing.


By heather on Thursday, September 14, 2006 - 10:47 pm:

    *sigh*


By Antigone on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 12:07 am:

    I've only taken a polygraph once, for a job application (movie theater) when I was 16. The test adminstrator said I was cheating because my heart rate and breathing were too slow. Inhumanly slow, he thought. But I'm just a calm motherfucker.


By spunky on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 12:18 am:

    very nice, thank you MJ.


By spunky on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 12:30 am:

    Eva is getting so damn cute!


By Rowlfe on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 01:58 am:

    Kebron sent me a picture of his balls. they were.... weird looking.


By eri on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 10:18 am:

    Did I miss something? I saw the picture but that was it. Sorry, probably showing my puter ignorance again....


By Kebron on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 04:57 pm:

    Czarina You are obviously not a professional. At best you are an ASSistant to one with fake credentials. I make this statement because no one in the medical profession would make a diagnosis from just a few postings on a BBS. You are most likely someone who made it through a few classes because you wanted to be a psychiatrist but couldn't make it through the first couple of semesters and now thinks you are much more qualified than you really are. I make this statement because I have seen it in others. Whether you care for my tone or not makes no matter.

    Nate you assumed that was enough. You obviously have no clue.

    Wisper Polygraphs have drastically improved and are damn near impossible to mess with. The reason I want the truth to be known is I thought you would like to know what these two people are like in real life.

    Tbone I have said nothing but the truth, so I am being honest with myself.

    Antigone what was that 30 years ago?

    I know that one day she will admit to the truth. While he says it makes no difference now when she does there will be one phrase that will go through his mind 'Kebron was right'. I just wish their honesty was truly where they claim it is.


By TBone on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 05:35 pm:

    If you're being honest about your purpose here, then you must be incredibly naive.

    "The reason I want the truth to be known is I thought you would like to know what these two people are like in real life. "

    This is a public service for us? Really? You're on a mission to enlighten total strangers? No, thanks. Get a cause.


By Mala-dicta on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 05:40 pm:

    Better yet,get fucked.


By Kebron on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 05:42 pm:

    I guess this is a cause
    Mala-dicta is that an offer?


By Antigone on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 06:20 pm:

    19 years, my darling Kebron.

    And you plainly know nothing about polygraphs.


By kazu on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 06:36 pm:


    i want popcorn


By V on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 07:23 pm:

    SO,what is bullshit? v sees of Kebron most nights? why do you still post to a dead person?


By bubbles on Friday, September 15, 2006 - 11:05 pm:

    Kebron you owe Czarina an apology.


By Kebron on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 12:31 am:

    Explain yourself. Why do I owe Czarina an apology.


By bubbles on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 12:52 am:

    "Czarina You are obviously not a professional. At best you are an ASSistant to one with fake credentials. I make this statement because no one in the medical profession would make a diagnosis from just a few postings on a BBS. You are most likely someone who made it through a few classes because you wanted to be a psychiatrist but couldn't make it through the first couple of semesters and now thinks you are much more qualified than you really are. I make this statement because I have seen it in others. Whether you care for my tone or not makes no matter. "

    You owe her an apology because you are wrong. Your assumptions are slightly logical, but still you are wrong.


By Kebron on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 01:01 am:

    I am certainly not wrong. They are not assumptions but statements of fact, talk to a real psychiatrist and they will tell you the same. Therefore more than slightly logical.


By Antigone on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 01:06 am:

    BPD makes perfect sense.

    Are you getting therapy, Kebron?


By Kebron on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 01:24 am:

    Nope, it is not necessary. Let me guess you are going to claim to be a psychiatrist too?


By TBone on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 01:48 am:

    It's not any less likely than your claims.


By bubbles on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 02:08 am:

    "I am certainly not wrong."

    No, actually you are completely wrong and do owe Czarina an apology, BUT......if you are "certainly" not wrong, then that would mean that you are not wrong beyond any shadow of any doubt (after all you are certain), so please tell me how you could possibly know (beyond any shadow of any doubt) how you are correct in your beliefs about her and how you so well know who she is and what she does for a living (since you were so astute as to point out she wasn't a professional).

    I'm just dying to know.


By Antigone on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 02:22 am:

    I have a degree is psychology, but I'm not a psychiatrist. And, if you'll notice, Czarina didn't claim that either.

    Anyway, I can arrange for you to suck off a horse, if you'd like.


By Kebron on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 02:41 am:

    So are you saying that I can't know a person simply by what they post?


By Antigone on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 03:49 am:

    Are you trying to trap me in some Socratic dialog?


By Kebron on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 04:11 am:

    Let me just put it this way you can't have it both ways. Only one standard. Not a double standard.


By Czarina on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 05:24 am:

    Unfortunately, I am a professional. And do make my living working in the mental health field. And have done so for over the past 20 years. No, I am not a psychiatrist, I am a nurse, and am responsible for assessing and admitting patients to our facility, IF they meet our criteria for admission. It is up to me to evaluate and decide, which admissions to accept, as I am a night nurse, and there is no psychiatrist in our facility a night. My job depends on my skills in assessing and evaluating, the mental status of our patients.

    And yes, a trained professional can evaluate a BPD in a very short amount of time. I can spend less than an hour with one with this disorder, and know what I am dealing with. The presenting symptoms are very easy to recognize, unlike some of the more complex disorders, which require a much longer evaluation period.

    And BPD's are very hard to get rid of,[discharge], as they thrive on the chaos they create, the constant attention seeking, and, if you will forgive the expression, the-shit-stirring they constantly indulge in.

    Do you see any of these behaviors, in your postings here?


By Kebron on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 10:10 am:

    What I do see is a nurse who has a grander idea of oneself than they should in reality. Because as we all know a nurse does not have the proper training to diagnose a patient nor the authority. Your delusional mind has carried you away. I notice that since my challenge to you you have yet to say that you can legitimately diagnose someone. You say assess and evaluate but they have a different definition than diagnose. Maybe you should pickup a dictionary too and read it. If you want I can help you with the big words. It appears to me that there is someone who might have a mental disorder other than the two that I have already stated. I think you have a delusional mind and need to have yourself checked out by a real professional, you know a real doctor not a nurse who thinks they are a doctor.


By Antigone on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 11:27 am:

    OK, time to stop feeding the fuzzy bunny.

    Guess I'll have to rewrite jizzmop. :)


By jack on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 12:05 pm:

















































































    *yawn*





















































By Dr Pepper on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 12:15 pm:

    Czarina, what is "BPD"? I am curious


By jack on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 12:29 pm:

    borderline personality disorder

    "People with BPD often have highly unstable patterns of social relationships. While they can develop intense but stormy attachments, their attitudes towards family, friends, and loved ones may suddenly shift from idealization (great admiration and love) to devaluation (intense anger and dislike)."






By kazu on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 04:20 pm:

    Do popcorn kernels go stale? Because I made some popcorn last night on the stove but it wasn't everything I'd hoped it would be and more. Also, how do you get the butter to go to the other popped kernels and not just saturate the ones that it touches first. I thought maybe I would but the butter in the bowl first and then toss the popcorn that way.


By eri on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 06:02 pm:

    You know, I have no idea how to get the butter all over the popcorn or if the kernels go stale. I don't think that they go stale that quickly, but I am not sure.

    Jizzmop, I forgot about that one. You know, I was never able to figure out how to work that thing.....I don't think I even figured out how to install it. I really need to work on my computer skills.


By sarah on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 07:37 pm:


    you know what you could try?

    you know how you can buy those oil misters? people buy them because they don't want to use PAM spray can. you put oil in these little cannisters that have a pump on it, like a hair spray pump, then you can mist the bottom of your frying pans or baking pans or whatnot, with whatever kind of oil you want to put in the cannister.

    well, you might try getting one of those, and pouring melted butter in it, then spraying the popped popcorn using that mister thingie. and then like toss the popcorn around and give the ones underneath another spray.

    i have no idea if this would work. the idea just came to me. and i've never used one of those oil misters, but i've seen them used.

    if butter melted butter is somehow too thick to spray out of one of those, if it were me, i'd clarify the butter first to see if that helped.






By platypus on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 08:09 pm:

    Popcorn does, in fact, go stale, because what makes it pop is the moisture content. If your popcorn isn't popping as violently as it should be, add a little water to the jar, let it sit for a week, shaking now and then, and try again.

    I find that when I pop the popcorn in olive oil, it's fine just like that, with a sprinkling of salt and brewer's yeast.


By eri on Saturday, September 16, 2006 - 11:17 pm:

    I used to have one of those misters that you put the oils in. My mother got me one from Pampered Chef. It's a piece of crap. The tube that sucks the oil up is so thin that if you put melted butter in it, the tube would probably melt from the heat of the butter.

    That was like 4 yrs ago, though, so maybe the stuff that is out there for sale now has improved upon some of the flaws.

    Also, it leaked oil like EVERYWHERE, out of all the places on it, like it didn't seal well anywhere.

    But again, it's been a while so maybe there are better quality products out there now.


By J on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 02:17 am:

    Kebron,you low grade moron,what do you do for a living? If you could have kept a job for 20 years,which I doubt,if you didn't get some insight in that time,your just a cretin.Your like a bad case of herpes,you just won't go away.


By Dr Pepper on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 02:27 am:

    Jack, sorry I completly forgot the Term of word, BPD, and yes it is a mental issue thing.


By Nate on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 03:26 am:

    low grade moron.

    and a child choking coward.


By Kebron on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 04:07 am:

    J what kind of "come back" is that? It seems so immature. I have only been in the workforce 15 years 9 of which are military. What I do for a living is work in media, specifically TV. I would say I have a decent amount of insight. Nate you are a poor pathetic little man, no scratch that child. You should stop riding on the coattails of others paroting what they say. Or are you just a puppet doing as your master says.

    Antigone your psychology degree is on what level? Preschool. Or did you acutally make it into middle school?


By Antigone on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 04:10 am:

    J, you're feeding the bunny...


By Antigone on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 04:11 am:

    You too, Nate, my love muffin.


By heather on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 04:27 am:

    zoinks


    bpd is fucking evil. fuck. ing. evil.


By Antigone on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 05:45 am:

    Yeah, tell me about it. One ex girlfriend of mine had it. She was a holy terror. Also a pagan, oddly enough. Thankfully she discovered Zoloft about a year after we broke up. She really needed it.


By Nate on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 12:29 pm:

    i'm just helping him demonstrate his hypocrisy, tiggy, my milkdud.

    if the half wit had the machinery to do so, he could now take his recent posts and analyze them using the structures of worth he laid out previously and realize that he is worthless santorum stain on the bed sheets of humanity.

    but then, i'm not sure his mysterious, amorphous, and irrelvant brand of pagans are into introspection and self-actualization.

    and, like anyone who would lift a child by the throat, he is a big cowardly cunt. i would love to be locked in a room with him so that i might show him the contents of his soul. (provided i could find it.)




By kazu on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 01:54 pm:

    Generally I just eat my popcorn with a little salt but
    I was craving the butter that night. I think that garlic
    salt might also be pretty good. When I wasn't eating
    dairy I used to sprinkle that vegan parmesan cheese
    on my popcorn. One of these days I am going to make
    kettle corn using the recipe that TBone posted here. I
    missed the Irish Festival in Ohio this year and one of the
    things I missed most was sharing a bag of kettle corn
    with Sem. I did manage to get some kettle corn in Oakland
    but I'm sad to say that California kettle corn pales in
    comparison to Ohio kettle corn.


By platypus on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 02:27 pm:

    Just recently, I got kettle corn at the Farmer's Market with a friend and we ate it on the steps of the Asian Art Museum before going into look at the "Curious Affair" exhibition.

    The pigeons stole a lot of our corn, and then I sat in poop, and I was sad.

    But I will concur, California doesn't know how to to kettle corn right.


By kazu on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 02:45 pm:

    It's only fair that Ohio should have better kettle corn
    than California. What else could it possibly have that's
    better? California probably has even better Silos than
    Ohio.


By Dr Pepper on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 02:53 pm:

    Nate... you calling me low grade moron? and....and a child choking coward?


By Nate on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 03:08 pm:

    no, dp. i was refering to kebron.

    you are more of a tool.


By spunky on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 04:05 pm:

    Naticus, you always have a nack for putting it in perfect perspective.


By Kebron on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 05:18 pm:

    Nate you are just as I said before nothing more than a poor pathetic little man. You have no true intellect or insight on paganism, this is apparent to me from your comments(at least to me). And in my opinion you are somewhat delusional, in my opinion. I know exactly what I have said and there is no hypocrisy in my statements. This makes me wonder who is a pathetic attempt at humanity. I am also sure if you were open minded you would not demean my friends, people who you have never talked to or met. You call me a coward yet with that last statement you show your complete ignorance and cowardice just like that twat and her shitstain. I believe if we were face to face you would just cower in a corner like a little puppy because you would see my personal inner strength. Friends have told me that I have a warm and friendly soul, these are the same people who would put me in my place in a heartbeat if I were wrong. So to prevent the obvious retort that you would use as most of your responses are. No they are not just being nice to me.


By Nate on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 06:26 pm:

    paganism is a blanket term that refers to all religions that are not "of abraham" (ie. anything not judaism, chrisitianity, or islam.) there is a term for the subcategory of paganism that people usually mean when they claim they are 'pagan': esoteric paganism. that would include wicca, neodruidism, etc.

    that is what eri would talk about back when she would talk about paganism. something in the esoteric paganism subset.

    but who knows. maybe you practice santeria. maybe you worship a ball of mud. regardless, with my theological background, i would lay odds that i know more about the religion that you claim to practice than you do. there are numerous discussions on this very bbs that will back up that statement.

    especially since you can't seem to tell me anything about your paganism other than i don't know what it is.

    everyone here knows you are full of shit. just like everyone here knows i am not a poor pathetic little man.

    and since you have freely admitted that you lifted a child by her throat, everyone here knows you are a coward and a cunt, you big, warm hearted man, you.

    pussy.


By V on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 08:46 pm:

    Nate,regardless of what you think of v,that was a very fine observation of the event horizon at this moment in time,it had to be done,right on.,and I still regard Kebron as the liveing dead,just watch he dont bite your neck,,cus then you also turn in to one of them liveing dead people.,v happens to be holed up in a gun shop right now.


By spunky on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 09:09 pm:

    there was a hole here, but now it is gone.


By Nate on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 09:14 pm:

    v grew on nate. nate likes v.


By V on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 09:38 pm:

    Nate,v found some bits of cardboard I can hold up to you,and I happen to be a crack shot with a rifle,but you may need binoculars.What zombie do you want me to take out first?


By Kebron on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 10:01 pm:

    I admitted to none of their lies.


By V on Sunday, September 17, 2006 - 10:32 pm:

    Kebron,you happen to post as a mere shadow of your former incarnation.You are no longer human.


By agatha on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 12:16 am:

    As for popcorn, here's our magic combination...
    popcorn, air popped
    butter- accept no substitutes
    nutritional yeast
    salt
    a large lidded tupperware bowl, or a big paper bag

    Combine contents in large lidded bowl or big paper bag and shake thoroughly.


By Nate on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 01:01 am:

    pussy.


By Antigone on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 01:15 am:

    Antigone would have liked V if V had met Antigone at Temple station.


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 01:32 am:

    V If the posters on this BBS choose to see me as less than human or non-human then so be it. I am still enjoying the conversation. I find the lack of intelect that some have intriguing as they tend to not be challenging me much, with some of the most obvious attempt at trapping me in word play. That is why I made my even more obvious run. They are making claims of hypocrisy, lies, and worst of all abuse. I find the hypocrisy most ridiculous when some are accusing me of this when they do not know me have never met me and have never really tried to give me a chance even before the lies that were perpetrated upon me. I ask you and others to attempt to step outside of the situation and look upon it from a neutral point of view. This is what I did for a certain time for this case. I also do this in other matters. It is quite interesting how sometimes you, as in everyone that would try this, would see things in a way that you might not like. This might seem like I am saying please pity me, if you knew me you would know that is not the case. I am just attempting to assist you in gaining understanding in a different manner

    You should see the lack of respect some give when you spend time around them in person. They claim to have respect yet they stab others in the back, lie, and gossip. Then they choose not to listen to others. Being one who spent plenty of time around them I saw this in spades.


By Nate on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 03:03 am:

    your hypocrisy is evident in this thread.

    pussy.


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 04:54 am:

    explain imbecile


By spunky on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 08:42 am:

    actually, nate, you are acting like the pussy here.

















    A cat playing with an almost dead mouse anyway. the way it bats it around for a while, before it finally puts it out of its misery


By kazu on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 08:50 am:

    Although I am quite certain that blue corn would pop
    into a delightful tasting popcorn, I can think of nothing
    more disturbing than blue popcorn, a concotion that likely
    owes its existence to Orville Redenbacher's making of the
    love to a raspberry slurpee.


By Nate on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 09:47 am:

    pussy.


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 10:38 am:

    Just a simple minded twit. I bring a challenge to you and all you can do is insult. Tisk tisk. And someone here should learn the story of the pot and the kettle.


By Nate on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 02:09 pm:

    have you answered anything i've brought up?

    pussy.


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 03:20 pm:

    I looked at everyone of your posts put up this year in this thread. There were no questions just accusations and assumptions. Maybe you should be the one to look at your own posts.


By V on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 03:41 pm:

    Kebron,admit you are a zombie,look,v has seen "Dawn of the Dead" a million times,and see you 7 times a week on t.v. .......for the record,you are in no way the "Freddy Mercury" of Sorabji,v is.


By V on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 03:51 pm:

    ...and Kebron,dont fuck with Nate,he can take your head clean off,same as v.


By Nate on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 04:01 pm:

    do you have comprehension issues, kebronics? answered, in the sense of rebuttal.

    your problem here is that you've made many statements that are clearly false. you have no credibility and you've made no attempt to build credibility. so why are you here? what do you hope to accomplish?

    what have you done to dissuade any of us from thinking you are a lost little girl? or a cowardly cunt?


By V on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 04:17 pm:

    Nate,v is the guy in the gun shop a few blocks down from you,you want me to take his head clean off?...in the Army,v was a sharp shooter,v can take a brain out at 600 yards,so I am told.


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 04:20 pm:

    What statements are false?

    The credibility issue. I have yet to lie.

    How am I a coward?

    If you are going to refer to the accusations put against me by the twat and shitstain then I reply they are false. Not only could they not hold up in court, but they would not even make to the point of charges being officially brought up against me.

    Lost little girl?

    Well someone on this BBS knows the litteral answer to that. If you are speaking figuratively this BBS is not taking up much of my time at all so I would request clarification on that one.

    V I like you you are funny. nate does not scare me.


By Disturbed on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 04:33 pm:

    What statements are false?

    Anything that comes out of your mouth.

    The credibility issue. I have yet to lie.

    is that like "I always lie, in fact I am lying to you now"

    How am I a coward?

    Stragling a 5 year old, and trying to steal another man's wife instead of finding your own is not cowardly?

    If you are going to refer to the accusations put against me by the twat and shitstain then I reply they are false. Not only could they not hold up in court, but they would not even make to the point of charges being officially brought up against me.

    So that makes what you did ok?

    Go check yourself into a physc ward before you kill someone next time, you sick fuck.


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 04:48 pm:

    At least your name fits.

    You don't know me in person yet you call me a liar, yeah that is intelligent. I strangled no one. I wasn't trying to steel her I was just fucking her.

    So that makes what you did ok?

    Pay attention I said they were lies therefore I did not do it. I am wondering if this Disturbed poster is not someone else...Hmm


By V on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 05:33 pm:

    Kebron,you have 2 guns at your head,v and Nate,so do you feel lucky,punk?


By Nate on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 05:46 pm:

    the court of opinion is different than the court of law, hebron.

    you've come here to .. what? clear your name? and yet, all you've done is insult everyone here.

    so what have you admitted: you flipped out and laid your adult rage on a five year old. accepting that you may or may not have strangled her, or lifted her by her neck, or even touched her, you are still a fucking coward. a five year old!

    you fucked another man's wife? you have no sense of honor.

    you came back to a bbs after years to dredge up all this bad shit to somehow defend your name (your nameless name, since, as you say, none of us know you.) you're an idiot.

    the fact that you've totally failed in defending your name: you're a worthless idiot.

    your false statements- the ones that i know for certain are your opinions about all these people here who you've never met (and yet, i have.) your statements are clearly false.

    so, you're a hypocrite.

    and a cunt.

    pussy.


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 05:51 pm:

    V your guns do not scare me, they kinda make me giggle.


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 05:51 pm:

    and Mate


By droopy on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 06:20 pm:

    this is exactly the kind of sorabji thread i missed the most.


By Nate on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 06:38 pm:

    damnit droop, you come back for this?


By eri on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 07:19 pm:

    I'm craving salad right now......and salt & vinegar chips.


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 07:29 pm:

    What ya wearin


By Antigone on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 08:22 pm:

    Your mouth on my dick. You?


By eri on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 08:50 pm:

    I'm wearing Spunky right now....


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 08:53 pm:

    I did need a toothpick after that hair pie.
    I am wearing your moms ass Antigone.


By Antigone on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 09:21 pm:


By jack on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 09:30 pm:

    chupacabra!


By eri on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 09:39 pm:

    LOL! Chupacabra!


By CHUPACABRA on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 10:03 pm:

    CHUPACABRA!


By spunky on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 10:06 pm:

    lets see if I have this right.

    He lies for 9-10 months about having an affair with a married woman, then suddenly popping up in a BBS proudly stating that he had been fucking her, and he still talks about HIS honor?

    what makes more sense?

    Chasing something he can't have, then taking out his frustration on a little one, then popping up on a BBS 2 years later and whining about your honor, and trying again to break up the same marriage.

    or

    Getting something he wants, and suddenly the little one makes up a story about him, he sulks and cry for a few months, then pops up on a BBS 2 years later and whining about his honor, and trying again to break up the same marriage.

    Hi Jack!

    Chupacabra


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 10:35 pm:

    So are you saying that children never make up things that get adults in more trouble than the kids thought would happen when they are upset with the adult? Hmm. I am curious did she finally admit to it. You know the fact that she told me that I was the only one to give her an orgasm in years? Did she also admit to the fact that I gave a g-spot orgasm and a clit orgasm at the same time something you have never done.

    I am just curious as to if she has been honest at all.


By eri on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 10:36 pm:

    Oh please. There is obviously a reason that one of "his friends" nicknamed him my stalker...

    The sad part is that all these years later he hasn't found someone else to stalk.


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 10:50 pm:

    oh please you self important twat.
    This is just some fun to occupy some of my free time.


By spunky on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 10:54 pm:

    then find something else to do then spread your sick lies. only a twisted soul like yourself would find this fun.

    if you had ever been intimate with eri, you would never treat her the way you have on the board. your need to leave and never come back.

    harm none? please. your hipocrasy is so blatant.


By kazu on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 11:02 pm:

    I love salt and vinegar chips. I also like salt and pepper
    chips. Newman's Salt and Pepper pretzles are also quite
    tasty, espcially dipped in Cedar's roasted red pepper
    hummus. I kind of miss eating snack food.


By spunky on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 11:07 pm:

    Hi Kazu.

    How is it going in semiland?


By jack on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 11:08 pm:

    "This is just some fun to occupy some of my free time."

    this is a rather unevolved idea of "fun," which puts yet another lie to these weak claims of spirituality or whatever all that vague blah-blah-me-something is pretending to signify.

    are you on meth or just naturally stupid?

    free time is actually fun when it's spent improving something, well, for people who are not impossibly shallow and/or selfish.

    if you prefer to make the world more annoying and petty, then...have fun! go you! people are reading your idiocy! you win!











By jack on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 11:17 pm:

    on re-reading my post, i realize i didn't finish it. i'll complete it below:

    ....if you prefer to make the world more annoying and petty, then...have fun! go you! people are reading your idiocy! you win! enjoy the endless spiral of personal frustration, stupidity, and pain that you are committing to!


By kazu on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 11:22 pm:

    Hi Spunkems!

    Sem is coming up to visit this weekend. I am very
    excited. Did you know we're getting married in a
    barn next year?


By spunky on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 11:35 pm:

    Sweet! congrats guys! I am so happy for you two.
    eri had mentioned something about it, but she forgot to mention the barn....


By moonit on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 11:49 pm:

    Salt and Vinegar chips are my favourite flavour.


By moonit on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 11:51 pm:

    Salt and Vinegar chips are my favourite flavour.


By Kebron on Monday, September 18, 2006 - 11:52 pm:

    The harm you two did to me is worse than anything I have ever done and ever will combined. Speak for yourself on the harm none point of view.


By jack on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 12:15 am:

    i observe that you do not acknowledge my comments, kebron. not that i would expect you to, as you are clearly an uneducated coward, and not that you need to. you're welcome to continue to not respond. my comments on this thread (at present) are for the record rather than for your consideration, which is obviously fleeting and superficial.

    clearly, you're trying to use this bbs to get two specific people to communicate with you.

    so, as above, enjoy the endless spiral of personal frustration, stupidity, and pain that you are committing to! you'll show everyone eventually! ohhhh, they'll be soo sorry!



By spunky on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 08:53 am:

    Jack, of course you are right, and the sick thing is I knew that already.


By Czarina on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 09:27 am:

    Droopilicious, Yeah!

    My answer to the popcorn problem probably isn't the healthiest, but its damned effective. I melt more butter. Yummmm.........

    I had a rough week. My s/o had a scheduled back surgery last Tuesday. He was discharged from the hospital on Wednsday. Thursday night the disc ruptured again, and he was screaming in agony, so we were off to the hospital about midnight. They had to do an emergency surgery. I've been at the hospital all week/weekend. I'm plumb tuckered out.

    He's a really tough guy, and not a complainer, and he thinks if you're sick or injured, you should just "suck it up", and keep going. Thats why I got a big kick out of him when he told me,
    "They took me down, just like they took down those tower's". I didn't let him see me laughing, cause he was absolutely serious. The doctors told me it was a mess in there. 2 doctors, one to clean up the disc, the other to do a fusion.They put him on a dilaudid pca, plus were giving him demerol 100 mgs every three hours around the clock. Thats a hell of a lot of pain meds, but the doctors said it was a rough surgery, and he would need it.

    He is coming home this morning. He's doing much better. I'm still tired.
    Well, just a quick update.

    Carry on.


By V on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 12:28 pm:

    droopy,what was the glitch? a computer problem or boredom?...I must dump the hugh amounts of web sites on mine,its gone very slow at the moment,best regards,


By eri on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 12:44 pm:

    Sending best wishes to CZ's man in healing, etc.


By semillama on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 01:08 pm:

    Czarina, terrorist flew planes into your s/o? Dude must be tough.


By Spider on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 03:13 pm:

    Czarina, that was awesome.


By spunky on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 04:09 pm:

    glad he is coming home Czarina


By patrick on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 04:58 pm:

    i sometimes miss my morphine sulfate pca.


By sarah on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 05:06 pm:


    now wait a minute.

    didn't i once see a product along the lines of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter that, in one of its forms, already was packaged in a plastic spray bottle?

    why not get one of those, empty out the fake butter contents, fill it up with (clarified or not) melted butter. and you're on your way to buttered popcorn bliss.





By Nate on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 05:13 pm:

    popcorn is fucking nasty.


By sarah on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 05:15 pm:


    oh i know. i hate popcorn. but i'm just trying to find an inventive way to resolve the issue.




By eri on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 05:19 pm:

    Sorry, but I'm with Nate on this one. Spunky and the kids love it, but I can't stand popcorn.

    I'm in some serious need of extra eyes and hands right now. I'm ready to do the alterations to the dress but I can't measure some of this by myself. The sewing part is easy, but I totally need some help with measuring. Anyone able to help me measure my shoulder straps?


By sarah on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 06:00 pm:


    oh, and pardon my bad manners.

    czarina, terrible news about your s/o. i'm sorry to hear y'all had to go through all that. hope he heals up fast. back surgery is no joke, man. yikes.




By spunky on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 06:12 pm:

    i have one question, if it is NOT butter, just what the hell is it?

    I love you guys


By semillama on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 06:14 pm:

    You wouldn't believe what it IS, either. That's the secret.


By sarah on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 06:34 pm:


    it's the Taste You Love


    i'm sorry to take the great mystery out of it, but it's a form of margarine that contains no trans fats.


    margarine is weird. it's just basically water, fat in the form of animal or vegetable oil, and emulsifiers.


    which reminds me... here's another idea. if real melted butter is too thick for the spray bottle, add a little vegetable oil in there or something.




    i'm gonna invent a way to make real melted butter spray-able and make meeeeeeeeeeeelions.




By Dougie on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 06:54 pm:

    How about Mrs. Dash? Now there's a worthy salt substitute. Margarine is foul. Anything that's not butter but claims to be like it is foul. Grew up on margarine. We'd have all those plastic tubs left over, and they later got used as cereal bowls. In terms of butter, I like Land O'Lakes unsalted myself. Everytime I go to the store I buy a 4 pack, and keep them in the freezer until I'm running low and pop them in the fridge, cuz there's nothing worse than running out of real butter. If you can find it, butter from Normandy and from Iceland are the best, imho. Some salt & vinegar chips are good, but others taste like you're eating a big bag of chemicals. Popcorn's ok, not my fave, because it always gets stuck between your teeth, and at the back of your throat. Kebron, hang it up dude, nobody's buying your story, and it doesn't look like you'll have much fun if you stay here. V, see note to Kebron.


By spunky on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 09:14 pm:

    the icbinb does NOT work on grilled cheese, because it never melts right, so your grilled cheese never crisps and stays soggy...

    yuck


By jack on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 - 10:17 pm:

    popcorn

    none for me, thanks.


By moonit on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 06:33 am:

    popcorn is okay, much better when you pour a giant bag of m&m's in there and mix them all up so you get handfuls of sweet sweet chocolate and salty popcorn at once. oh yeah.

    we only have real butter in our house. margarine is vile.


By Nate on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 11:53 am:

    oh, hey, how about just eating the m&m's?


By V on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 12:05 pm:

    Eri,this thread goes back years,but v allways had a bad vibe feeling about Kebron.For a short time v regarded him as expert on Wicca,of course we all make mistakes.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 12:41 pm:

    I need my zoloft.

    I was walking out of my place of employment today (I will not say where for obvious reason) and I saw a spitting image.

    I have never felt such rage so fast. I had to stand down and take a breather. If that guy had looked at me cross eyed, he probably would have ended up on the floor and not had any idea why.


By Nate on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 12:49 pm:

    he's not wiccan, v.


By V on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 01:38 pm:

    spunky,did you meet your "doppelganger"! v did,20 years back,v told him his birthday to the day,he was amazed,its kinda shit when you git to meet yourself,in the flesh,v gave him respect,but v found it a bit boreing talking to a perfect copy of v,no fucking bullshit,that shit happend to spunky, and v,what the hell is going on?....someone,someplace understands whats going on,with you and v,,I expect the C.I.A. are keeping tabs on us,W.T.F. ,v dont much care anymore.


By patrick on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 02:16 pm:

    just use real butter in moderation and exercise. christ people.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 02:17 pm:

    not my doppelganger, someone else's.


By V on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 02:22 pm:

    Nate,as v regards as a a main Man,on Sorabji,v will take you at your word,no problem,,,,Nate,v has a bad situation,all info needed.


By V on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 03:32 pm:

    Nate,,v got lost tonight,so spunky is not Wiccan?,,,v what the fuck,look,Nate,looks like v is 2nd command of some Big Time Witchcraft cult in London,England,as from now,like I say.v was not asking for that position,creeps me out Sir,that some how v got recommended,as the main man for the job,look.,if any person can do it, its,Sem,v dont want no part of it,at 10,000 witches,its a bit to much for v.


By V on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 03:46 pm:

    ...v just dont want 10,000 E-MAILS a day,perhaps sem can take over?...if you will perhaps be so kind?


By TBone on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 05:01 pm:

    Use butter a whole stick at a time.


By eri on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 05:09 pm:

    I use butter every chance I get. The margerine is only there for others.

    Hey, my Daddy turns 60 today! He seems kinda deperessed, though. He has no idea what's in store, woo hoo!


By Nate on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 05:34 pm:

    i use butter like marlon brando


By patrick on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 06:40 pm:

    fuck yeah.

    although, before i divorced, we used margerin because i didnt know any better. it was shelved right next to butter, looked like butter, tasted close enough to butter and was cheaper.

    when my present cooking prodigy of a gf came over for dinner on one of our first dates, she instructed me in no uncertain terms i wouldnt get anywhere near her buried treasure as long as i had that crap in the house.

    i know see the light.

    for a variety of reasons, i eat heavier foods now but am actually 20lbs lighter than i was before i divorced when i ate more processed foods, foods with partially hygrogenated oils and shit like margerin. before eva, only skim milk was in the house. no its whole milk or nothing. real butter and using whole cream to make any pasta dish extra happy. and yet, im 20lbs lighter. how the fuck does that work?


By V on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 06:51 pm:

    patrick,you must understand,if you gain much more trapped wind,you will be heading out to Mars.


By sarah on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 06:56 pm:


    have you actually been reading the entire popcorn and butter thread? cuz dude, this spray-on butter / margarine discussion is not about diet or nutrition or weight control.

    it's about GETTING BUTTER EVENLY DISTRIBUTED ON YOUR WHOLE BOWL OF POPCORN WITHOUT MAKING IT SOGGY.


    i don't give a flying fuck if anyone chooses to eat butter, margarine, crisco, or bacon fat.

    but apparently i care a great deal about solving this popcorn dilemma.



By V on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 07:00 pm:

    Hmm,seems to me if you want to get down to 2 pound,like patrick,build up trapped wind.


By Spider on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 07:08 pm:

    I don't care much for popcorn, but when I eat it, I eat it
    SANS butter. Because it is nigh-impossible to have
    buttery popcorn that is also non-soggy, non-slimy
    popcorn. And slimy fingers make Spider very, very
    unhappy. (I had to reach into the kitchen sink drain this
    morning to dislodge a spoon. ::shudder::)


    Hey, speaking of which, Antigone, if this jizzmop of which
    you speak does what I think it does, may I ask how
    one employs it advantageously? I have a thorn in my
    side I'd like to remove.


By patrick on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 07:12 pm:

    trapped wind. nice.


    i've been sorta skimming the thread admittedly.

    i dont know how you make your popcorn, but i use a giant pot reserved for deep frying, canola oil over the stove top. once the corn is popped, its put in a bowl, then i drop a half stick a butter in the still hot pot and drizzle it over pop corn while tossing the pop corn in the bowl. i've never hard my pop corn soggy.

    your asking too much sarah. there is no perfect bowl of buttered popcorn. the idea of spraying food is repulsive.

    *brainfart*

    I saw a cooking show segment about shrimp in a bag. that is, seasoning is put in a brown paper bag. cooked shrimp are put inside the bag just off the grill and then tossed with all the seasonings. maybe try that with popcorn.


By Nate on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 07:14 pm:

    powdered butter.

    butter buds.

    that's where it is at.


By jack on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 08:12 pm:

    "I saw a cooking show segment about shrimp in a bag. that is, seasoning is put in a brown paper bag. cooked shrimp are put inside the bag just off the grill and then tossed with all the seasonings. maybe try that with popcorn. "


    throw a stick of butter in a paper bag?

    this is absolutely brilliant if it works and funny if it doesn't.

    this technique is generally used with dry spices, isn't it?



By platypus on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 11:38 pm:

    Patrick, your technique sounds awesome, and I am going to employ it later.

    I used to melt butter in a small saucepan, and toss it with the popcorn after I took it off the stove. But this one pot method sounds more efficient.

    I suspect that spraying (yikes) wouldn't work because butter doesn't lend itself well to that kind of thing.

    Mmm...popcorn.


By platypus on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 - 11:39 pm:

    Also...antigone, if there's a new version of jizzmop out, I'd love to get my hands on it.


By dave. on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 12:26 am:

    the paper grocery bag/popcorn thing is old school. at least for my family. back in the day, we'd make a couple bags of popcorn like this and sneak them into the drive-in. my brother still manages to sneak homemade popcorn into the theaters. it works great.

    i like the super-saturated popcorn.

    i actually like it best the next day. stale and greasy, salty and chewy. yum.


By moonit on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 01:13 am:

    with m&ms. hell yeah.


By Nate on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 01:43 am:

    "Patrick, your technique sounds awesome"

    i've been saying that for years.


By dave. on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 02:46 am:

    technique or thuringer?


By Antigone on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 04:16 am:

    Shit, I was afraid someone would actually want the mop. :P I'll dig it up if I can...


By Czarina on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 10:13 am:

    Sometimes I have an excess of trapped wind.









    Oooops.


By Nate on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 10:42 am:

    thuringer. shit.

    brain sausage?


    shit.


    brings whole new meaning to head.


By platypus on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 11:16 am:

    Teach you to make idle threats, Antigone.

    Mmm...sausage.


By patrick on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 12:23 pm:

    jack, id love to hear your results of my bag o popcorn stick of butter technique.











    of course i didnt mean it that way but id love knowing you tried it.

    of course i meant putting popcorn in the bag, then pour melted butter in and shaking it up to get an even spread.



    spread.

    ever have days where simple words turn you on?

    spread.




    its too early for this shit.


By J on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 01:00 pm:

    Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it

    killed the turkeys, the people who had put all their money into the

    research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out

    what to do with this

    product to get their money back. It was a white substance with no

    food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to

    use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out

    with some clever new flavorings.



    DO YOU KNOW... the difference between margarine and butter?



    Read on to the end ... it gets very interesting!



    Both have the same amount of calories.



    Butter is slightly higher in saturated

    fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams in Margarine.



    Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating

    the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study.



    Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other

    foods.



    Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few only

    because they are added!



    Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavors

    of other foods.



    Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for

    less than 100 years.







    And now, for Margarine..



    Very high in trans- fatty acids.



    Triple risk of coronary heart disease.



    Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and

    lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)



    Increases the risk of cancers up to five fold.



    Lowers quality of breast milk.



    Decreases immune response.



    Decreases insulin response.



    And here's the most disturbing fact.... HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY

    INTERESTING!



    *** Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC..





    This fact alone was enough to have me avoid margarine for life and

    anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added,

    changing the molecular structure of the substance).



    You can try this yourself:



    Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded! area.

    Within a couple of days you will notice a couple of things:



    * no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that

    should tell you something)



    * it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional

    value; nothing will grow on it even those teeny weeny microorganisms

    will not find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic.

    Would you melt your Tupper-ware and spread that on your toast?



By semillama on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 01:06 pm:

    That's crazy, czarina. and it really makes me want to leave a tub of margarine out in my garage, too!

    Moonit, you know what else is awesome with movie popcorn? Nestle Buncha Crunch. Don't know if you have it in NZ. If not, it's basically a Nestle Crunch bar in the form of small asteroid-looking nuggets. What I do is eat some of the popcorn first to make room, and dump in the buncha crunch at intervals throughout the movie. It's great.


By patrick on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 01:15 pm:

    damn.


By eri on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 03:08 pm:

    I switched from margerine to butter. Funny thing, Spunky's cholesterol tests came back normal. I changed the way I cooked from my Mom's recipes (low fat, low cholesterol, no fried foods, etc) to my Grandmother's recipes with real butter, fried foods all included. I enjoyed spending more time in the kitchen cooking things from scratch and low and behold, everyone's health improved by eating all those things that are "bad" for you.

    If I eat fewer carbs, I get sick. Adding all of these extra calories and fat calories back into our diet has tripled the strength of my immune system, and Spunky hasn't gained a pound. He's actually lost some.

    Go figure. Real butter, whole milk, breads and pastas and cakes and sugars, and we all get healthier.

    But I still don't like popcorn.


By patrick on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 03:14 pm:

    i think a lot of us reverted from the way our parents cooked. the hype in 70s, 80s, and 90s freaked a lot of people into using shit like margerine and 'I can't believe it's not food' products. at least when i still lived at home, my mom used margerine, all kinds of sugar free, caffeine free, substance free, non-fat crap.

    sometimes i still find myself gasping at the amounts of olive oil, butter, whole cream etc that i/we use in our day to day cooking....but im not seeing it in terms of chub so wtf.


By kazu on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 03:21 pm:


By TBone on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 03:46 pm:

    http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/butter.asp

    Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC

    This statement is meaningless. "One molecule away" is a world away. They might have meant that the molecular structure of the two are very similar. But there's only one atom difference between H2O and H2O2 -- water and hydrogen peroxide.

    However, I agree that Butter is better.


By TBone on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 03:47 pm:

    kazu totally schooled me.


By Antigone on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 03:48 pm:

    I prefer "smart balance" spread. It's made from monounsaturated fats like olive oil. Tastes great and good for you too.

    Flies eat it too, I assure you. :)


By Nate on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 04:07 pm:

    flies eat shit cakes as well. i don't think they are a good yardstick for edible.


By Antigone on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 04:07 pm:

    Goddamit, now you've got me craving shit cakes!


By patrick on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 04:23 pm:

    isnt it great we are so willing to believe an internet source when it dispells other internet borne rumors?


By Nate on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 04:31 pm:

    tiggy! canibal!


By agatha on Thursday, September 21, 2006 - 10:49 pm:

    I ALREADY posted the popcorn in a bag recipe EARLIER. Nobody listens to me.


By jack on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 12:01 am:

    what?


    patrick, i didn't realize you meant to pour melted butter into a bag of popcorn. i really thought bag, insert stick, dump hot freshly popped popcorn, shake...OR dry spices in bag, add hot popcorn, shake, no butter involved, just spicy popcorn.


    i'd try the stick experiment but i basically hate popcorn, even the aroma.


    hey! agatha did post a bag thing. i was ignoring the popcorn comments until quite recently. agatha, do you melt the butter or does it melt over the hot popcorn? i'd never eat the stuff but the physics/chemistry is interesting.
    doesn't the bag get oily and disgusting?


By moonit on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 12:27 am:

    tiggy, nope we don't get that here, but I did just get a big box of candy from an exchange I organised on a Boxer website and in it is Crunch Stix. They look good.

    'Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded area.'

    yeah, if I did this, the Reese Red Devil dog would eat it. She eats everything. She likes to lick the walls.


By moonit on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 02:42 am:

    last night I dreamt I had stomach cancer and Patrick insulted me so I came here especially to utter

    'Fuck you, you ass.'

    I woke up crying.

    What the fuck is up with that?


By kazu on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 11:12 am:

    Henry Rollins Puckerbutt Puggins III


By agatha on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 12:51 pm:

    The butter is pre-melted, Jack- we use a milk steaming pitcher from our espresso machine I also add a wee bit of olive oil in the bottom of the pitcher- it keeps the butter from burning. Yes, the bag gets oily and disgusting, but who cares? You just eat the delicious popcorn within and then throw the bag out.

    I really don't understand how anyone can dislike popcorn. It's the food of the gods.


By kazu on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 12:57 pm:

    I don't like air popped popcorn.


By spunky on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 01:05 pm:

    i cant stand the hot air poppers.

    The Stir Crazy popcorn popper is still my favorite, beyond movie theater popcorn.


By kazu on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 01:33 pm:

    My parents have had something like that for years and years and years. It makes excellent popcorn.


By Nate on Friday, September 22, 2006 - 02:30 pm:

    popcorn smells like vomit.

    movie theater popcorn eaters are reason to dump tens of thousands of dollars into your home theater.

    popcorn has cost me money.

    fuck you popcorn.


By Nostalgic nelly on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 03:36 am:

    our family popcorn popper was a metal oblong box with a long handle and a sliding wire screen top. i'm remembering the sound of it being slid back and forth over the electric burner with the popcorn rattling inside. my father was always in charge of making the popcorn. He was proud of his technique and the art of pouring the melted butter from the little butter melting pan into the popcorn in the paper bag as he or one of us shook it, so that it was just barely flavored. We salted it too.

    another thing melted butter is good for is lobster. we used to have lobster tails all the time. there were more lobsters then


By Spider on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 01:41 pm:

    The only thing popcorn is good for is that it allows you to stuff
    your face without (IF you don't use butter) packing on the calories.

    And you can make Christmas tree garlands out of it, so two good
    things.

    One of my roommates last year made popcorn in a stew pot on the
    stove. I was floored by the archaic method she employed. Who
    knew you could make popcorn like this? I thought it was a
    microwave thing. I'm only 80% kidding.


By droopy on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 02:42 pm:

    when i was a teenager, back in the early eighties, i worked at the fort worth zoo in the various food service places. my first summer i spent in a snack bar that included a popcorn machine. none of these places had air conditioning back then, so we were all stuck in these boxes with the heat and smells of, in this particular case, popcorn and hot dogs and french fry fryers. to "butter" our popcorn, you put a butter-like oily substance (similar to what you get with a papa john's pizza, if you have that in your area) in with the unpopped kernels so that it utterly saturated the popcorn. the butter smell permeated the place and became nauseating. to this day, i can't stand butter. i don't butter toast, potatoes, anything. i like fresh squeezed lime on corn. but i'm neutral about popcorn. at the zoo, the first thing we would do is make a batch of unbuttered popcorn for ourselves. i don't love it or hate it. as long as it's unbuttered.


By droopy on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 02:43 pm:

    by the way, i was trying to figure out where the name kebron comes from, and i noticed that it's an anagram for broken.


By kazu on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 02:56 pm:

    fresh lime juice on grilled corn sounds amazing.


By droopy on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 03:20 pm:

    i like it. i put lime on lots of stuff because when limes are 20 for $1 i'll go home with all 20 and have to find something to do with them before they go bad. they're not just for tequila anymore.


By Spider on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 03:21 pm:

    Lime juice and brown sugar on salmon is also really good.


By kazu on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 03:27 pm:

    i love lime juice. i prefer limeade to lemonade especially odwalla's.

    i also like limeade mixed with iced green tea. i used to get that at peet's coffee in boston all the time when i lived there.

    spider, i need to try that salmon thing. do you have a recipe?


By spunky on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 03:27 pm:

    that sounds very good

    kebron is a name he made up for his "alter star trek ego".

    ugh


By Antigone on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 07:25 pm:

    Other anagrams:

    bk reno
    bork ne
    broken
    ken orb
    ken rob
    kern ob
    knob er
    knob re
    kobe rn
    kr bone
    ok bern


By Antigone - Negation on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 07:25 pm:

    Heh...

    antigone
    negation
    angie not
    angie ton
    giant noe
    giant eon
    giant one
    tonia eng
    tonia gen
    anion gte
    anion get
    annie got
    inane got
    inane tog
    annie tog
    gino etna
    gino nate
    gino ante
    gino neat
    gait neon
    gait none
    agni eton
    gina eton
    gain eton
    gain note
    gain tone
    gina note
    gina tone
    agni note
    agni tone
    ting aeon
    ting aeon
    toni gena
    into gena
    nine goat
    nine toga
    nita gone
    tina gone
    ain't gone
    anti gone
    nina toge
    gin eaton
    gin atone
    gin oaten
    ion agent
    tie gonna
    nit genoa
    tin genoa
    tin onega
    nit onega
    inn togae


By Spider on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 08:01 pm:

    Kazu, do we share the same brain? I too prefer limeade
    over lemonade, and I too recently started mixing limeade
    into my green tea, after I had an intriguing-flavored but
    too sweet Snapple Lime Green Tea.

    As for the salmon, there's no recipe. You just take a
    salmon filet and stick it on a broiler pan or whatever and
    squeeze fresh lime juice all over the salmon, then coat it
    with a healthy (or maybe non-healthy -- a thick layer) of
    brown sugar, than broil as usual. That shit is *good*, yo.

    Antigone, do you need my email address to send me the
    jizzmop? Its services are needed.


By jack on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 09:40 pm:

    that's right: lemon good; lime better


By jack on Saturday, September 23, 2006 - 09:43 pm:

    i dig a similar salmon; i prefer to replace the sugar with black pepper, fancy mustard (esp. with seeds), or both




By sarah on Sunday, September 24, 2006 - 12:16 am:


    for my salmon, i poach it in olive oil, butter, white wine, and sweet sauce made with passion fruit.

    well, you know first there's the light cooking of a pressed clove of garlic in the olive oil, butter, and sweet sauce. then you salt and pepper the salmon and flash cook it on each side, then add white wine and a splash of lime juice, cover and poach.

    once cooked to your liking, remove the salmon from the pan, add more wine, reduce to a sauce, and pour that nectar over the fish.





By V on Sunday, September 24, 2006 - 03:18 pm:

    ,,,"jizzmops do not work on v",but keep trying... :) :) :)


By Kebron on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 05:39 am:

    Kebron is not something I made up. It is the name of a character in a book that takes place within the Star Trek series. Learn about the character. Then learn about the name. I think it was quite an ironic thing that Peter David did there, but that is a common thing in much of Star Trek.


By Calhoun on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 12:22 pm:

    star trek is teh ghey. lol.


By TBone on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 03:54 pm:

    Wow. I'm a Star Trek fan and all, but I draw the line at Trek novels.


By sarah on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 06:22 pm:

    tbone, you still wanna play our scrabble game?



By platypus on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 10:18 pm:

    tbone likes to disappear from Scrabble for weeks, and then reappear in a flurry of activity, and then vanish again.

    It's very demoralizing.


By TBone on Friday, September 29, 2006 - 04:40 pm:

    So it works!

    sorry.


By TBone on Friday, September 29, 2006 - 04:48 pm:


By moonit on Friday, September 29, 2006 - 07:10 pm:

    dammit tbone, now Im stuck on it


By TBone on Friday, September 29, 2006 - 07:13 pm:

    Apparently there's a larger puzzle to solve once you get all the yellow boxes.


By moonit on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 01:17 am:

    I have six on the minimap. I suck


By spunky on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 11:23 am:

    18

    I can't figure anything out after the cow


By jack on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 12:09 pm:

    i typed in "slop" and got a page that said

    "Cheating Attempt Logged"

    and accused me of viewing the page source.

    huh?


By jack on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 12:33 pm:

    i totally don't understand

    "jesus" <----> "poker stars"


By Dougie on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 01:53 pm:

    Chris "Jesus" Ferguson


By kazu on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 01:58 pm:

    yep.


By jack on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 02:20 pm:

    whoa. correctamundo.

    clearly i won't be able to complete any of that section without help/google.

    how do you know that? from watching poker on television?


By kazu on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 02:39 pm:

    I googled Poker Stars for that particular section.


By Nate on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 02:51 pm:

    this game lags and locks up my browser.

    nate hates game.


By kazu on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 03:10 pm:

    I think Sem is going to be a little upset with one of these associations.


By kazu on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 03:26 pm:

    i checked the dictionary; they are related. nevermind sem


By Dougie on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 04:01 pm:

    From watching poker shows, jack.


By moonit on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 04:19 pm:

    I am just not smart I have decided because I am fucking stuck.


By jack on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 04:22 pm:

    thanks guys. obviously that's the point where i finally hit the wall and had to start googling.

    i could totally see dougie kickin' back with a tequiza and digging on some televised poker but my concept of kazu was shifting.


By Nate on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 04:38 pm:

    this game and watching poker on tv have a lot in common.

    i took a break to go grab some in 'n out and now i'm back playing this stupid fuckign game.

    thank you tbonics.


By Spider on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 07:24 pm:


By sarah on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 10:16 pm:


    i don't get it. at all.




By Spider on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 10:21 pm:

    Don't get what, Sarah?


By sarah on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 10:53 pm:


    funny farm.


    first of all, it's not funny.


    secondly, i got to the religion and magician squares, but none of that shit makes any sense.




By Spider on Saturday, September 30, 2006 - 11:34 pm:

    Dag, those pages load slowly. That makes me not want to play.

    I'm totally stuck on the second 2-letter word connected to "bull."
    I've got "ox" -- what other two-letter word could there be?


By jack on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 12:25 am:

    i probably shouldn't do this, but...because it's spider asking...

    it's not a real word; it's an initialism. but you can get it by typing in the real word.


    i second the opinion that this is kind of mindless and kind of compelling (i guess that's what nate's comparison w/ watching televised poker was indicating). it shot a good portion of my afternoon today.

    where is everyone else? i have 13 squares open but none complete. i might continue or i might abandon.

    and, yes, often, this shit does not make sense (to me). it's wildly subjective and hits subjects i know nothing about.


By Spider on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 12:45 am:

    Thanks, dude. I'm flattered.

    But I'm still stuck!

    :)


By jack on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 12:56 am:

    i'm stuck too!

    for instance, what the hell is a four-letter word that connects to "kid flash"?

    spider, got any interest in the new lindsey buckingham?


By Spider on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 01:15 am:

    Say, I didn't know there was a new Lindsey Buckingham
    album -- is it good? I think he's a brilliant guitar player
    (like on "Big Love") but I'm not familiar with his solo work.


By Spider on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 01:18 am:

    Hey, I just got the "bull" clue! Thanks -- I was thinking
    too narrowly.

    I still don't get why "pig" opens the Religions square but
    "kosher" etc. doesn't work.


By jack on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 01:24 am:

    i haven't heard the new lindsey buckingham; i saw a news item on it the other day.

    but i know you like fleetwood mac and was therefore curious as to your impression/opinion.

    duly noted.







By Spider on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 01:29 am:

    According to Wikipedia, Kid Flash's real name was Wally
    West.


By jack on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 01:54 am:

    : ) tried that, but thanks for the knowledge.

    buckingham is indeed a fine guitarist -- i like his ability to mimic music boxes; unusual sounds there.





By TBone on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 02:30 am:

    You're close with kosher, but too specific.

    Yeah, I blew a lot of time with this game. I have all the Cells open now, some of them complete, but not all by myself. I merged my game with a friend's.

    Kid Flash: A fictional kid's name.


By TBone on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 02:33 am:

    Sorry, the Kid Flash association hint was doing a different association in reverse.

    It's then name of the second Kid Flash.


By dave. on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 03:29 am:

    not a big fan of fleetwood mac. (big surprise. i sometimes wonder what i am a big fan of.)

    anyway, i remember seeing that concert footage of them a couple years back on pbs and there was this one song that lindsay was doing this sort of arpeggiatic riff on the guitar and hollering the lyrics and i remember thinking that if he were playing that on bass, it could pass for a nomeansno song. for a minute or so, until the next song, i liked him.


By Spider on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 10:26 am:

    That sounds like "Big Love."




By Spider on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 10:31 am:

    Oh, but...Dave....if you go looking for that song, be
    warned: there's a moment of nearly orgasmic yelping
    in one part that's painfully embarrassing. Only Robert
    Plant can really get away with that.


By jack on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 11:48 am:

    i don't think dave will be looking for any fleetwood mac tunes in the near future


By agatha on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 01:54 pm:

    I've got em here for him, should the urge strike.


By Dougie on Sunday, October 1, 2006 - 08:48 pm:

    Anybody else following through on this puzzle? I gave it up -- I don't think the word associations are particularly good, but I am curious to find out the answer, if anybody figures it out.


By moonit on Monday, October 2, 2006 - 02:54 am:

    I have eight squares now. Hurrah. But I still think I am dumb as fuck.


By semillama on Monday, October 2, 2006 - 06:16 pm:

    I have twelve squares going. wikipedia is your friend.


By sarah on Monday, October 2, 2006 - 06:34 pm:


    cheating.




By Nate on Monday, October 2, 2006 - 06:39 pm:

    the first time my buddy tried to play this cookie was set:

    c
    cheater&cheater&0&0
    shygypsy.com/farm/
    1600
    1718796928
    29885757
    3995093024
    29812331


    and everything he entered yielded that cheater page.


By jack on Monday, October 2, 2006 - 07:32 pm:

    i have fifteen open but my pace and interest slackened considerably.

    i got through a few without any googling, but tv pool players? comic books? cartoons? i know these things exist and are popular but i don't know shit about them. i would have quit early on w/o googling and wikipedia. maybe that's cheating but the thing would be very quickly boring otherwise.





By jack on Monday, October 2, 2006 - 07:35 pm:

    whoa. actually i have sixteen open.
    i think i'm about to quit, though.


By TBone on Monday, October 2, 2006 - 07:36 pm:

    Wikipedia and Google were crucial for me.


By jack on Monday, October 2, 2006 - 07:52 pm:

    did you finish, tbone?


By TBone on Tuesday, October 3, 2006 - 01:06 pm:

    I'm close. I have 3 of the 4 yellow boxes. Haven't had much time to dig into it.