LEMONS ?


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By Atukase on Thursday, November 25, 2004 - 01:21 pm:

    DON’T BOTHER bringing me LEMONS; the mere thought of a BITTER fruit leads me to IRRITATION, SLEEPLESSNESS and gives me BAD TEMPER. It’s like LACK of SEX, a PUNCH in the GUTS or a BAD FRENCH JOKE. BE WARNED: I will NOT accept this kind of OUTRAGE
    EVER AGAIN !

    (You bastard!)