I am not a fat bastard


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By V on Sunday, July 24, 2005 - 01:35 pm:

    I am slim and good looking,yet I get the feeling most of you are built like pigs,with huge asses,like "Jabba the hut"


By Hugh Jass on Sunday, July 24, 2005 - 01:51 pm:

    just keep eatin' them pickle-o's.


By V on Sunday, July 24, 2005 - 02:08 pm:

    ...but why does it have an "o" on the end?


By heather on Sunday, July 24, 2005 - 02:09 pm:

    right now i have an extra 16 pounds with this cat on my lap


    on this message board we mock mental agility, v, not physical
    [unless it is our own]


By V on Sunday, July 24, 2005 - 02:38 pm:

    heather,if I put my wallet on my lap,I weigh half a ton,but we all have our cross to bear.


By Rayg on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 12:30 pm:

    I am fit. I ate a lot of Mike and Ikes yesterday though. I hope that the dentist does not find any cavities because of them.


By V on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 02:27 pm:

    ...just brush lots,you know,for perfect teeth,its about 50 times a day.,but if you smoke,100 times a
    day.Brush till the gums bleed.