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By kazu on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 - 10:43 pm:

    I'm home in Lowell for the week.

    I was on the computer, writing email and talking to Sem over IM. Then I took a phone call and the dog threw and while I was tending to him my mom got on the computer and a message came over IM. I opened it while my mother was sitting there and it was this:


    Sem: next time we have sex, put a shoe on your head.


    She laughed and I got on the computer and the following conversation ensued:

    sem: next time we have sex, put a shoe on your head
    kazu: I'll tell Liz
    kzu: she wants to know, left or right ?
    sem: who is Liz?
    kazu: my daughter
    sem: doesn't matter
    sem: what daughter?
    kazu: this is cathy
    sem: Ohdear



    Eventually I told him it was really me, but my mother still got a nice laugh out of that first line.


By dave. on Wednesday, July 19, 2006 - 11:12 pm:

    see now that's kinky goodness. no poop. no pain. (assuming the shoe is poop free)

    happy sex. get it on video and share it with the world. there's a dearth of happy sex out there.

    and no. not clown sex.


By sarah on Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 10:20 am:



    what kind of shoe?



By semillama on Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 12:17 pm:


By wisper on Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 06:09 pm:

    OH GOD MY INTERNET WORLDS ARE COLLIDING.


By sarah on Thursday, July 20, 2006 - 11:39 pm:


    dude, that song is THE JAM!



By semillama on Friday, July 21, 2006 - 04:52 pm:

    wisper, is Rowlfe responsible for "Moore Waits to See A Manatee"?


By wisper on Friday, July 21, 2006 - 06:19 pm:

    nnnnnnnnnno.
    Rowlfe is resposible for more high-rated sites than any other user, several of the highest rated of all time. He's also been called the most prolific user of all time, since he's made 300 sites and only been there for 10 months (2 of which he was retired for).
    He's started at least a dozen site-wide fads. Eventually everything he did became a fad so he got sick of it and retired. That only lasted 2 months ;)
    He started the biggest contest they've ever had- the Dew Army.

    People make tributes to him.

    http://wiki.ytmnd.com/User:MasterSitsu
    http://ytmnd.com/users/MasterSitsu/

    he got the first sound recording of the shoe head girls: http://shoeheadsong.ytmnd.com/
    (hear him laughing in the background)


By wisper on Friday, July 21, 2006 - 06:21 pm:

    oh, and on the site you linked to, note that he is the 4th user in the chatroom list.


By sarah on Friday, July 21, 2006 - 11:24 pm:


    are you fucking kidding me?

    that is so unbelievably awesome.

    i need to understand more about this.




By Rowlfe aka Sitsu on Saturday, July 22, 2006 - 06:20 am:


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