new adventures in fruit


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By Nate on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 06:15 pm:

    i just ate a whole pineapple.



    who wants some semen?


By platypus on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 06:20 pm:

    I just ate an entire honeydew melon.

    I feel a little bit ill, actually.


By Nate on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 06:45 pm:

    i ate most of a watermelon yesterday. i felt a little ill after that.


By Antigone on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 06:57 pm:

    I just ate ground turkey with oatmeal.

    Who wants some shit?


By sarah on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 11:17 pm:

    mmmmm. semen.

    it's true. acidic fruits make it taste kinda yummy.


    i just drank two home made margaritas. i sprinkle finely grated lime zest into them.

    i have the hiccups something awful.



By sarah on Sunday, July 23, 2006 - 11:19 pm:


    also, when the fuck did a fruit called plucots arrive on the market?

    kinda delicious, but scary interbreeding.



    just fucking eat a plum or an apricot. fuck. ya know?? just eat the original fruit already.



By Nate on Monday, July 24, 2006 - 01:08 am:

    years ago. i think they called plucots "dinosaur eggs" at first.

    i just took a shit that smelt faintly like pineapple.

    mostly it smelled like shit. but there was a faint pineapple air to it.


By Czarina on Tuesday, July 25, 2006 - 05:00 am:

    Did it have a tiny umbrella perched atop it?