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In the pockets of my Army jacket: Green/Purple February FastPass Red/Yellow March FastPass Bank card I.D. House keys A very small lightbulb...I think I was supposed to match it at the hardware store, but I forget $.48 A receipt from Bittersweet for a Spicy, 2/25 5:23 PM A stub from King of Thai Noodle House "He who hurries cannot walk with dignity" from my last fortune cookie at the Hang Ah Unidentified receipt for $4.67 "Bay Bridge Work Advisory" pamphlet, folded over, with a "Notice of Work Operations" from BRAC inside Old grocery list...from January, I think Several fuses, probably for B's car Some safety pins |
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right front: eye drops, albuterol inhaler. left front: cell phone right rear: wallet left rear: empty. |
keys to a boy's house and a licorice wrapper |
old "gremlins" pencil case with 7/16 box wrench, set of hex keys, 2 tire levers, spoke wrench, and patch kit in it. wallet 2 sets of keys: one loose, an identical set attached to bag bus pass lip balm antacids in old aspirin bottle pocket crossword book pencil loose change liquor store receipts |
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In my coat pockets I carry: Gloves Sunglasses Wallet Change Cell phone House keys Scraps of paper with grocery lists or library call numbers |
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i came close to stealing the cigarettes. |
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1 ask for it. 2 can i bum a cigarette? 3 smooching someone for a cigarette. 4 sneak in your mother's purse to get one. 5 swing by someone's desk at work for a cigarette if he/she is not around. 6 if it is in someone's jacket and no one around, just get one. 7 confront a stranger, gester them in heavy mexcian accent, telling them to give you one. 8 wear a bandit mask, stick your gun at them, demanding a cigarette. 9 stop around the butt receptable to see if there is enough for you to smoke. 10 go to convience store and see if you can grab it and run out of store without paying it. |
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happy new year, dr. pepper. there is a lot of talk about 2008 being the worst year anyone younger than 70 has lived through. i would say, i've had a pretty good year. aside from losing about 40% of my net worth, this year has been pretty smooth and easy. much better than 2007. what a shitty year that was. they say pluto has entered capricorn. the first such alignment since 1776. "When beggars die there are no comets seen; The heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes." here we go. |
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happy new year, dr. pepper. and everyone else. i had no net worth before the crash, so i lost nothing. nate's quote reminded me of something from proverbs: "it is not for kings, o lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine nor for princes strong drink: lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted. give strong drink unto him who is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more." |
I went down to Tennessee to catch some warm weather, and catch enough of sunlight! My 401k didn't show any drastic change, and it stays steady. Has anyone heard anything from Antigone? |
left pocket: 2 usb memory flash, car keys, loose coin that I found off from ground. rear right pocket: set of keys; 2 house key,1 post office key, 3 padlock keys and 1 car key. rear left pocket: nothing. |
I have a piece of paper that says 'Mel' on one side and 'bacon, egg, cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato' on the other. |
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