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http://buggydoo.blogspot.com/2007/06/contest-humiliating-moments-in.html Here's mine It was a few days after Easter when two of my friends dropped by my home to visit.My two year old and I had been working on going on the potty and she was pretty good about it except for putting her pants back on.My friends and I were in my kitchen when she came out of the bathroom with her shirt and underwear on,I was cooking so at first I didn't notice anything wrong.All of a sudden one of my friends is going "what's wrong with her leg" and I look and there's a rainbow of colors coming from her crotch down her leg.What the hell? I'm asking her what that is and she keeps telling me candy.Finally figured out she stuck jelly beans up her wussy not one but quite a few,I'm freaking and my friends are hysterically laughing so hard they were rolling on the floor.It really wasn't funny,and how the hell am I going to get them out? We tried holding her up under her armpits and kind of lifting her up and down hoping they'd fall out but it didn't work.I didn't want to physically remove them,that seemed gross and like I said the friends were no help.I finally told her if she didn't get those jellybeans out the Easter Bunny would never come again,no candy, basket,eggs,nothing.It worked and she never did anything like that again thank God.She got married a few years ago and while everyone was throwing rice,these same two friends of mine threw jellybeans.You got to love them. JannyDare | 06.30.07 - 12:09 am | # The friends were Brucifer and Carl. |
My little sister once ate too many rainbow horehound candies at once and ended up puking a rainbow in our local temple's parking lot. Amazing. |
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he went to some kind of dinner party with like 5 or 6 other pastors. i can't remember why. anyway, it was hosted by one of the pastors and they were all sitting around the table with the host's wife and his little daughter of 4 or 5 or 6. at some point during the dinner the daughter suddenly pipes up and says, "i have a vagina!" dead silence. then she begins pointing at each of the pastors present, all men, saying "and you have a penis! and you have a penis! and you have a penis! and..." until her father stops her. all of the other pastors look over at the host quizzically. he explains to them that his daughter had walked in on him when he was getting out of the shower and was startled by his great, glistening, baptist package. being the progressive sort of guy he was, he decided to explain that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina and maybe a few other minor details. a little knowlege can be a dangerous thing. for a parent. |
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I don't know what life was like when you were growing up, Mr. P, but parents don't generally lock doors in their own houses. |
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my sister relayed this story to me in an email last week. ******************************************* Scene: "Pee pee on the the potty" time. Mom on "big potty". Elliot (age 3) on "little potty" Elliot: you going pee pee mom? Mom: yep! Elliot: you have a penis mom? Mom: no. mommies have vaginas. Elliot: lemme seee!!! (looking...) Mom: see. no penis. Elliot: you have a penis? Mom: no. mommies and girls have vaginas. Elliot: ok. you have a penis vagina. Mom: no, just a vagina. Elliot: can I have some fruit snacks? Later... Doug gets up with his "morning wood" and comes downstairs in his underwear to get a cup of coffee. Mom, Elliot & Evan (9 months old) are sitting together having breakfast. Elliot goes, "Mommy! Daddy’s underpants are broke!" |
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