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na na na naaa nana na na thunder! na na na naaa nana na na thunder! out of nowhere, that na na bit just popped into my head as i was sitting down to take a shit. i crack myself up. |
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After I gave birth to Heather who was my biggest baby,I had hemorroids and doesn't it just figure out of all the old doctors I have seen in my life I get a young cute one while I got a butt berry hanging out of my ass? He left the room after looking at my ass and came back with a rolling table chock full of little knives and scaples and instruments to cut with,and I high TAILED it,hehe,but I did.The buttberry went away on it's own. Fifteen months later I had Ryan,my smallest baby,my WHOLE bottom blew out and then I got the mother of all buttberries.To say it hurt was an understatement,it was HUGE and it rubbed every time I walked,it was the size of a golf ball.My doctor lanced it and it was all good till the novicain wore off.Then it got all big and painful again.I was calling my Dr. and his nurse was telling me to tuck it back in my ass,which was impossible. I finally ended up in the hospital,my doctor was going to do emergency surgery on my ass,after I was admitted they put me in a room and I had to put on the hospital gown.A nurse comes in and says she has to take my tempature and she was trying to stick a thermonator up my ass and I was freaking out and I asked her "don't you know what I'm here for?" She didn't and when I told her she wanted to see my ass. After I showed her my ass,she was all contrite.But here is where Brucifer thought it was funny and I didn't,strange people who had no business knowing my troubles just started opening my door and staring at me.That F**king nurse must have advertised a freak show in my room,I got hysterical.I guess you'd just have to have been there and know me. |
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i'm sorry, but that's funny as shit. |