its a good day when......


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By patrick on Monday, April 14, 2008 - 07:58 pm:

    your girlfriend calls to tell you she just purchased a particular porn dvd for our private collection.




By Milt on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 - 01:18 pm:

    your girlfriend tells you, during sex, that it would really turn her on to watch you fuck an asian chick.


By patrick on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 - 07:11 pm:

    your girlfriend calls you from whole foods and asks if you want lamb burgers for dinner.


By droopy on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 - 08:30 pm:

    Yes, it's a good day for watching some porn,
    Starting at sunset and until the morn;
    Masturbating till your genitals are worn,
    A good day from morning till night

    Yes, it's a good day to fuck asian chicks,
    While your girlfriend watches because she's sick;
    filmed for Patrick, yeah, as his new porno flick
    `Cause it's a good day from morning till night

    I said to my cock, " Good morning cock
    Rise and shine today"
    You know you've gotta get goin'
    If you're gonna make a showin'
    And you know you've got the right of way.

    `Cause it's a good day for burgers of lamb;
    those tofu burgers just ain't worth a damn,
    So toss that turkey and throw away the ham;
    `Cause it's a good day from morning till night.


By patrick on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 - 04:45 pm:

    genius


By droopy on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 12:04 am:

    this is actually a re-write of an old peggy lee song.

    but, yes, a genius one.


By Dr Pepper on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 02:29 am:

    droopy, i know a peggy lee whose brother named is bobby sue.


By sarah on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 10:37 am:


    i need a girlfriend like that.