| By SCOTTAREINARD on Sunday, April 12, 1998 - 09:24 pm: |
Hell would be strapped in front of the COOLEST big screen TV imaginable watching sports (especially golf). Yeeeshhh!!!! Hell could be being forced to spend eternity with your average AOL chat-room mentality person as your best friend.(see Jerry Springer) Hell would be a place where NRA rhetoric, and ERA rhetoric, and gay rhetoric, and anti-gay rhetoric, and all types of racial rhetoric, and political partisan rhetoric, and militia rhetoric...etc, WOULD ALL BE TRUE. Hell would be where EVERYBODY drove around in their cars with big BOOMIN' stereos thinking they wuz kool and down wid duh hood. FORTUNATELY, WE ARE GETTING GLIMPSES OF THIS PLACE RIGHT HERE IN THE GOOD OL' USA. GOD AIN'T MAD AT US OR HURT BY US...WE JUST CRACK HIM UP. |
| By Jedi on Tuesday, May 5, 1998 - 03:14 am: |
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| By Nate on Tuesday, May 5, 1998 - 03:35 am: |
Hell is having to kiss a person who's entire digestive system reverses direction everynight. Hell is not being kissed because your entire digestive system reverses direction everynight. Hell is taking the guilt-trip you'd-kiss-me-if-you-loved-me from someone who you won't kiss because their entire digestive system reverses direction everynight. Hell is 2 pots of coffee and a whole mess of Thai Food "as hot as possible" the day before the night you discover that from then on your entire digestive system will reverse direction everynight. Hell is having a bunch of banannas a day fool you into thinking you no longer have a problem with your digestive system reversing direction everynight, and then, after a week or so, realizing that this is not quite true. Hell is being your dentist. Hello kitty. |
| By Hello Kitty on Tuesday, May 5, 1998 - 05:41 am: |
Jeez. My head feels like it's going to explode. |
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