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My band teacher looks like Satan. He twitches and jumps around, spewing spit all over the band like the firey minions of hell. He yells in a voice that is comparable to Satan in its deepness and scratchy tone. He keeps us in the band room, blowing our hot air for as long as he can -- sometimes on weekend and holidays. Band music is horrible -- some chords and tones seem like a train whistle in your ear. One band member is quoted as to have said, "Ow, ow, ow," and he is just one of the many who have gone deaf in the process of listening to the percussion section beat their instruments. And it's not just the perc. that bugs the ears. I wont get into that though. And last but not least, the band room is below ground. The heat in it is almost unbearable. Most band members are stripped down to almost nothing, which is a sight that I really doubt that you would like to see. Just trust me on this one. |
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I'm guessing you were a band member once. |
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been in band. hell pales in comparison. what do you play? do you have to march? wanna be in my parade? |
yes I have to march. parades suck. |
Being first chair, directly beneath the Evil Eye. Oboe mockery. It's all coming back to me now. Many years later it paid off. I got to meet Dave Brubeck and because of him a bunch of really neat persons. There is a connection there, vis a vis the Hitlerish figure and the Octet. |
Some of it was a tad on the hellish side, selling fruit and spray n wipe cleaner to raise money right up there, BUT the friends I still have today from that era of my life were all in the band/chorus. :) |
From what I've heard of band I guess I'm one of the lucky ones ;) |
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Your probably right, but oh well, life goes on, for me at least........ |
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I used to not sleep good, but now, I sleep through the night. I can't say that I wake up feeling refreshed, but the sleep is nice. You might want to eat some protein (not much) before you go to bed, cause your body might be hungry. I now take something for my adrenals and so far, their working. I get them from my nutritionalist and it's called Cortico B5 B6. Stress and too much coffee will drain your adrenal glands, so be careful. |
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