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You get freezing weather because God is sick and tired of hearing you whine about how cold it is at 50 and how you put on a jacket at 60. |
Further proof that I am from the Chosen Land. |
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I see you more in a leopard skin, or something that brings out your tawny colouring. I hope you had a bikini wax first. I wish I lived closer because there's few things I can think of that I'd rather do than rip hairs from your crotch, Pantiephone. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. Honestly. |
But I'm sure we could discover the joys of hot wax, too. |
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Gotta quit drinking. |
J, I think you need a lime-flavored hot oil massage on those legs....and everywhere else...and then some killer head. fear and Self-Loathing in Sorabji-Land..... |
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I remember in a thread somewhere..... Something about a stick of butter |
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It was pretty funny so maybe it wasn't you. Miaow. |
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