PINK BUNNIES... NO?


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By Cris on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 01:59 pm:

    I would say my definition of hell would be whatever you're most scared of is what your hell will be like. Let's say for example that pink bunnies scare the @#%&* out of you. (or clowns, maggots, spiders, snakes, the opposite sex, kitties, pencils, spoons, trees, someones penis... i could go on..) anywho, where was i? ah yes, so it scares the @#%&* out of you.. And that's why it would be perfect for your own personal hell, because you'd have to see it every day for all eternity!! You would go insane and want to kill yourselves all over again! It's a great idea!.. but what if you were scared of strippers? or naked women, naked men? etc.. or you were incredibly homophobic ha! Especially if they were a man and homophobic, they'd be surrounded by gay men all the time, fucking, sucking, poking, prodding, kissing... ha! cracks me up...
    anywho.. that's all i have to say, i was just really bored this morning...


By Dougie on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 02:52 pm:

    L'enfer, c'est les autres, mais dans ce cas, l'enfer, c'est Cris.


By Cris on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 03:56 pm:

    riiiiight, the poison for kuzko, kuzko's poison.... the poison that can killll kuzko...


By pez on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 05:43 pm:

    i have a copy of a long french poem around here somwhere...un an dans l'enfer or something like that. grrr, i wish i could remember. it was an impressionistic poet though. he wrote the drunken boat too.


By Dougie on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 06:14 pm:

    The drunken boat poet is Rimbaud, pez. The quote above "L'enfer, c'est les autres" is Sartre.


By Cat on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 06:39 pm:

    I have gone out, a possessed witch,
    haunting the black air, braver at night;
    dreaming evil, I have done my hitch
    over the plain houses, light by light:
    lonely thing, twelve-fingered, out of mind.
    A woman like that is not a woman, quite.
    I have been her kind.

    I have found the warm caves in the woods,
    filled them with skillets, carvings, shelves,
    closets, silks, innumerable goods;
    fixed the suppers for the worms and the elves:
    whining, rearranging the disaligned.
    A woman like that is misunderstood.
    I have been her kind.

    I have ridden in your cart, driver,
    waved my nude arms at villages going by,
    learning the last bright routes, survivor
    where your flames still bite my thigh
    and my ribs crack where your wheels wind.
    A woman like that is not ashamed to die.
    I have been her kind.

    (anne sexton)


By Cris on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 06:52 pm:

    is this poetry corner now? i'd like to share one of mine :)


By Hal on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 09:41 pm:

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    God I'm fucked up,
    Are you?


By Cris on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 11:03 pm:

    roses are red
    violets are yellow
    i think that hal
    is a funny fellow

    heh


By moonit on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 12:04 am:

    I thought that said
    'dreaming evil I have done my bitch'.

    i think i need new glasses


By pez on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 02:48 am:

    i thought it was rimbaud. but he wrote a long poem, somewhere around 26+ pages about (revalation! i remembered!) une saison en l'enfer. a season in hell. autobiographical.

    this morning i got out of bed and stepped on a mouse. that was my idea of hell.


By Hal on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 04:15 am:

    Come on people it was over 4 years ago I took FRENCH DAMNIT...

    I don't remember a god damn bit of it.


By Daniel ssss on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 10:25 am:

    "Esthetique du Mal" Wallace Stevens (in English) is hell for most gradual students. A day without sorabji.

    I'd vote for the Cincinnati airport (actually in Kentucky) at 6am on a rainy windy Sunday morning midwinter as an admirable candidate for the honor.


By pez on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 11:53 am:

    i never read the whole thing. i was doing a project on the impressionistic movement at the time, and forgot that it was completely french.

    i'll have to find it sometime.


By patrick on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 12:03 pm:

    cat, you know how horny Anne Sexton makes me.


By Nate on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 02:29 pm:

    a. and i wrote a song about pink bunnies.


By Dougie on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 05:52 pm:

    My Pink Bunny song, sung to "Three Blind Mice":

    Pink bunny meat.
    Pink bunny meat.
    Mustard goes well with it,
    Horseradish goes well with it,
    The bunny ran for his life he did,
    I cut off his head with a carving knife,
    He bled all over the carpet and died,
    Did you ever taste such a thing in your life,
    As pink bunny meat?


By Dougie on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 06:26 pm:

    Gillian Anderson -- Most Beautiful Woman in the World? At least in my mind, she is. It's her eyes -- those blue eyes which are really set off when she wears something blue and against that red hair. And especially when she's sad or crying on the X-Files. There's this woman at work, looks very Spanish, and has the saddest eyes, and she is gorgeous. C'est la tristesse dedans peut-etre? Anywho, Hal, this is for you:

    La viande du lapin rose.
    La viande du lapin rose.
    La moutarde va bien avec,
    Le raifort va bien avec,
    Le lapin a couru pour sa vie, c'est vrai,
    J'ai coupe la tete avec un couteau,
    Il saigne sur le tapis et il mourru,
    N'avais vous goute telle chose,
    Que la viande du lapin rose?


By Nate on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 06:43 pm:

    i'll have to mp3 ours and place it somewhere.


By dave. on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 07:12 pm:

    stick it up your ass.


By Hal on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 07:31 pm:

    Thank you dave, my sentiments exactly...


    Ok dougie, thank you for that... Now how about the fucking translation.


By Nate on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 09:16 pm:

    man.

    when i'm in my downswing the littlest things set me off.

    i'm going to go step on a dog.


By Hal on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 09:49 pm:

    Jesus I don't think its ever been that severe for me.


By Hal on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 09:50 pm:

    Jesus I don't think its ever been that severe for me.


By Hal on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 09:56 pm:

    Fuck.


By Dougie on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 11:35 pm:

    Scroll up and ye shall find, Hal.

    I'm going to bed. Think I'll dream, dave? How about you, Hal? Nighty night.


By Hal on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 12:22 am:

    Yes, I will dream of food.

    Chinese food.


By patrick on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 11:45 am:

    hey nate, dave, any of you others getting vagina on a semi-regular basis......do you find you are more moody a day after? I mean know clinically, testosterone levels are supposedly on the up and up after gettin some....but man if it isnt counter active.


    something else i noticed......when you are sick, do you find yourself tremendously horny? I was commenting on this to someone and they specuaolted it an inate thing....we feel we might die so we must procreate procreate procreate.

    fascinating


By Dougie on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 01:51 pm:

    Yeah, I get horny when I'm sick too.


By Cris on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 04:17 pm:

    i just wantedto say i was hungry and that i'm at
    school now!


By TBone on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 05:04 pm:

    "hungry" eh?

    Yep. Horny as hell when I'm sick.

    And when I'm bored.

    Especially in Math classes.


By Hal on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 05:07 pm:

    Yeah the bored thing pops up more than the sick thing, don't get sick very often. But I've never had the moody thing happen, although I'm not getting any now, and it will probably be a while I'll watch myself.


By pez on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 06:22 pm:

    i've been sick once in the last five years. i can't count how many times i've been bored.

    i write and draw in math class to stay awake. all that logic is tiring, and with a teacher who's constantly telling jokes in that monotone of his, it'd put any insomniac to sleep.

    he wants me to take calculus. i understand math, i do it well, but i don't like it at all. yick.


By Nate on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 07:54 pm:

    you pretty much have to take calculus before you you can decide if you like math or not.

    it's like sitting around banging nails into a piece of wood and then deciding you don't like carpentry.

    besides, if you don't take calculus you may never develop those parts of your brain that allow you to really think.

    or, you can just sit around with four fingers in your cunt, taking craps and giggling.


By pez on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 12:08 am:

    sometimes i enjoy parts of math. i'm just not sure whether or not i want to take calculus.

    i took physics two years ago and my favorite part was the unit we had on relativity. it's amazing stuff.

    i just have no clue if i want to take calculus. my degree requirements in math have been filled. any additional math classes will be electives, perhaps eliminating the possibility of taking other classes i'd like to take.

    if money was no object, i'd quit my job, move to an apartment near the school, and take classes all the time.


By Hal on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 04:02 am:

    Now that would be cool...

    Take it if you want to learn it. If you like math but NOT THAT MUCH. Take something you might be interested in learning.


By Dougie on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 08:21 am:

    "or, you can just sit around with four fingers in your cunt, taking craps and giggling."

    Thanks Nate for the morning laugh my ass off.


By patrick on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 11:57 am:

    fuck that. if you have filled your requirements....and something else interests you more, fuck math. you are paying a lot of money to be at that college, if you aren't excited about what you are learning whats the point?

    Had I finished college I probably would have been filling requirements right up until the end. I dove right into my sociology studies and humanities classes, taking only the minimum of uninteresting required courses, such as hard science and a lab or a math. In other words i probably would have put off the final math and science requirements until my last semester if I could. But im also known as a procrastinator.

    So nate, based on that logic, would I have to go to war, to decide if I don't like war? Or is that the part of my brain that has yet to be developed because i didn't take calculus?


    Speaking of war......i gotta theory....granted it can be shallow, paranoid and even baseless....but i put this together last night.


    If you believe our gov't often has more power than we truly know, perhaps you accept they have a tight grip on our economy. If you accepting Freud's self fulfilling prophecy theory, perhaps you believe that by Bush speaking about recession for a year on the campaign trail, he inadvertently started the domino effect...making investors nervous, making consumers nervous, and people generally tighten up. There are many other factors as well....that could be put into action here, but lets keep it simple.

    Companies start laying off people....particularly in the new dot-com fields...so now you have a bunch of above average trained folk in the job place.

    Bush takes office, one way or another. He speaks of increasing military spending. Powell, a trusted General takes the helm. Cheney, another former sec. of defense takes the number 2 chair. There is talk about rogue nations, military deficiencies blah blah. We lob a few missiles over to Iraq....test the waters. Powell pays a visit to the mideast. Israel has a new warmonger of a prime minister.

    NOW

    In the fall legislation was passed to redo the facade of the military, perhaps you have noticed the new ads.....pretty nice ads...the recruitment offices should be seeing an increase from those sparkly dot-com era ads.

    Is it me, am I paranoid, is my pot too strong or not strong enough, or are we gearing up for war?


By Nate on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 01:19 pm:

    "So nate, based on that logic, would I have to go to war, to decide if I don't like war? Or is that the part of my brain that has yet to be developed because i didn't take calculus? "

    uhm, that wasn't really based on my logic...

    math doesn't really begin until you get to calculus. math before calculus is like being born blind and learning to paint. you may be able to figure out how to dip the brush in the paint and hit the canvas with it, but you'll never understand what the point of it.


By pez on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 01:55 pm:

    omigosh, it's an earthquake!


By pez on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 01:59 pm:

    ok, calm down. shit, it scared me, the earth shaking. this never happened around here until i was 12 years old, and this is what, the third earthquake i've felt since? what were the chances it would happen while i was at the boards?

    there's a calculus problem for you, nate.

    i might take calculus. might not. i'm going to look through my copy of the catalog today, register tomorrow.


By Nate on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:09 pm:

    we just had a earthquake last weekend.

    hmm.


By patrick on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:26 pm:

    we've been shaking a bit down here as well.

    ever since the shake up at big bear, my senses have been particularly tuned. i swear i even hear and feel the 1.0s 2.0s that are barely noticeable.

    We've ben shaking this much in the last 5 days.

    she's fleecing.


    1.8 2001/02/28 00:59:17 34.130N 117.435W 4.8 3 km ( 2 mi) N of Fontana, CA

    1.7 2001/02/27 12:33:43 33.806N 117.639W 7.1 10 km ( 6 mi) SW of Corona, CA

    1.1 2001/02/26 08:08:23 33.473N 117.377W 22.5 15 km (10 mi) NW of Fallbrook, CA

    1.6 2001/02/25 04:34:23 33.865N 117.751W 1.1 6 km ( 4 mi) ESE of Yorba Linda, CA

    1.6 2001/02/24 23:35:10 34.349N 118.634W 7.7 8 km ( 5 mi) SW of Valencia, CA

    1.9 2001/02/24 22:59:37 34.265N 118.477W 6.8 2 km ( 2 mi) ESE of Granada Hills, CA

    1.7 2001/02/23 23:43:57 34.367N 118.622W 12.9 6 km ( 4 mi) WSW of Valencia, CA

    1.2 2001/02/23 20:28:42 33.995N 117.463W 1.5 8 km ( 5 mi) W of Riverside, CA

    1.5 2001/02/22 23:22:00 34.379N 118.615W 18.2 5 km ( 3 mi) WSW of Valencia, CA

    1.6 2001/02/22 23:21:28 34.272N 118.528W 2.9 2 km ( 2 mi) W of Granada Hills, CA

    1.8 2001/02/22 09:17:54 33.910N 117.823W 15.6 3 km ( 2 mi) NNW of Yorba Linda, CA

    2.5 2001/02/22 05:41:07 34.057N 117.268W 4.8 2 km ( 1 mi) NW of Loma Linda, CA

    1.4 2001/02/22 04:31:00 34.056N 117.271W 12.5 2 km ( 1 mi) WNW of Loma Linda, CA

    1.4 2001/02/22 04:01:56 34.051N 117.269W 10.2 1 km ( 1 mi) WNW of Loma Linda, CA

    1.2 2001/02/22 03:23:13 34.051N 117.270W 13.2 2 km ( 1 mi) W of Loma Linda, CA


By patrick on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:37 pm:

    WHOA 6.2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


By Dougie on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:37 pm:

    You guys got waterproof laptops? You're gonna need them to keep posting here when you fall off.


By patrick on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:39 pm:

    dave....agatha? you guys ok?


By Dougie on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 02:43 pm:

    No problems here, Patrick. The ground feels especially stable today.


By patrick on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 03:12 pm:

    ok, that bitch was centered really close to agatha and dave......



    im really really really hoping they and chloe are ok.


    and cyst too.


    thats a big quake


By Nate on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 03:22 pm:

    7.0, 10 miles from olympia.

    i hope everyone is ok.


By J on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 03:46 pm:

    The drudge report says there were no injuries,but their power might be out,I hope everyone's o.k.


By agatha on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 03:49 pm:

    Dave and I are well, thanks for asking. He is on his way to Cleo's school, I'll let you know she's okay as soon as I know myself.

    Damn phones.


By agatha on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 03:54 pm:

    Cleo's okay, too. Trucker chewed a hole in a pillow.

    My poor ceramic chicken.


By Dougie on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 04:20 pm:

    Sorry guys, didn't realize it was so serious. I hope everyone's ok.


By patrick on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 04:21 pm:

    thats amazing for such a big quake.


By pez on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 04:57 pm:

    the last i heard it was a 6.8, centered at tacoma (35 miles from seattle) though seattle retained the most damage.


By dave. on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 05:19 pm:

    here's where i heard it was centered. johnson point, 30 miles down. johnson point is also one of those magnetic anomaly areas where compasses go all wonky. it's also a very nice, mostly rural area and i'd love to buy some property out there someday. i work about 5 miles from there and it was pretty intense. i was in a meeting at the time and i looked out the door on the parking lot and the cars were wiggling for a good minute or at least 45 seconds after the big jolts. i love this kind of stuff. i felt like i drank a gallon of coffee.

    it's amazing that there is so little damage.


By Hal on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 06:02 pm:

    You know you are all my friends... And thus I think of you so...


    But if you stay there your all going to die.


By Platypus on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 06:29 pm:

    I can't wait to fall into the ocean. My laptop has one of those raft things like on airplanes.


By Hal on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 06:57 pm:

    You are all going to sink like rocks.


By Nate on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 09:30 pm:

    ya, because the land all floats on the water! and when it cracks, it will crumble into the sea!

    fools.


By pez on Thursday, March 1, 2001 - 02:40 am:

    i'm constructing my sea colony right now. my kitty will enjoy chasing the sea monkeys in her special suit.


By agatha on Thursday, March 1, 2001 - 12:17 pm:

    Hal-
    bring it on!


By Cris on Thursday, March 1, 2001 - 06:06 pm:

    ho-hum...


By Dougie on Thursday, March 1, 2001 - 06:10 pm:

    Cris, if you're bored, we cordially invite you post something interesting here, other than your usual links to somebody else's websites. Go ahead...it's a big, empty canvas, waiting just for you.


By waffles on Friday, March 2, 2001 - 11:44 am:

    or you could just......eat a dick


    luv waffles


By Hal on Friday, March 2, 2001 - 02:54 pm:

    Your always so inspirational waffels...


    Cris, just post away, pay no heed to these hypocrites, WE all were new at one point in time. All of us except the fabled Mark Thomas, but he doesn't count.

    So just post away and enjoy it.


By J on Friday, March 2, 2001 - 03:46 pm:

    And if you piss us off we'll ignore you,or breack a foot up your ass.Or fuck it.


By Nate on Friday, March 2, 2001 - 05:48 pm:

    or fuck you, you ass.


By Hal on Friday, March 2, 2001 - 06:31 pm:

    I can feel the love flowing from both of you...


    It sort of feels like having my cock rubbed down with some steel wool, but it feels like love none the less.


By Cris on Friday, March 2, 2001 - 06:46 pm:

    mmmmm sounds like a good idea hal.. ouch!

    i have another stupid headache, (hopefully it's not a brain tumor heh.. ) i've had one all freaking weeeeeekkk... dag-nab-it!


By Hal on Saturday, March 3, 2001 - 06:52 am:

    ITZ NOT A TUMUR...


By Cris on Saturday, March 3, 2001 - 01:44 pm:

    nope nope.. i doubt it would be..

    i held a snake yesterday! it was so freaking rad!


By Nate on Monday, March 5, 2001 - 12:53 pm:

    i hold a snake everyday.


By patrick on Monday, March 5, 2001 - 01:02 pm:

    strange...i posted a response to her post, about an hour or two ago and it didn't appear.











    trouser snake cris?


By Kalli on Monday, March 5, 2001 - 01:05 pm:

    I held one last night.

    No, really. A ball python. My friend Amy sorta got stuck adopting the thing.

    I got your snake, right here in my pants.


By pez on Monday, March 5, 2001 - 01:45 pm:

    i'm going to buy two pairs of gold vinyl snakeprint pants (on clearance for $5 each) and make a giant snake pillow to keep on the floor. and i'll get a couple of miniskirts to make a couple of throw pillows.


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