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By Tom on Sunday, August 1, 2004 - 09:24 pm:

    Walmart is my idea of hell. You get the lowest form of shopper there. It's super crowded all the time.

By AmericanDrain on Monday, August 2, 2004 - 01:15 am:

    I like that everything there comes from Indochina sweatshops- it ups the misery content and makes it even more hellish.

By S on Monday, August 2, 2004 - 01:35 am:

    and you go there why?

By AmericanDrain on Monday, August 2, 2004 - 11:17 pm:

    For the same reason eveyone else does; to hunt that weird, yellow, smiley-face blob-thing that is the Wal-Mart mascot. It lives still, and it's living haunts me. It's like "Heart of Darkness", but with great bargains.

    But, one of these days I'll bring it down with a well placed shot from my trusty rifle. And then I'll strip nude and smear it's ichor all over myself while howling my terrible victory cry; a cry that will echo all the way to the Home and Garden department...

By Gee on Wednesday, August 4, 2004 - 11:08 am:

    I like Wal-Mart. I wish there were a Wal-Mart near where I live.

By dave. on Wednesday, August 4, 2004 - 11:36 am:

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!

By Sye on Wednesday, August 4, 2004 - 12:53 pm:

    Ding! Whip your kids!

By D on Saturday, August 7, 2004 - 07:52 pm:

    I bought few items from the Wal-Mart where it goes "KABOOOM!!!!" lol.

By D on Saturday, August 7, 2004 - 07:53 pm:

    Althought my cooment is no good....

By D on Saturday, August 7, 2004 - 07:53 pm:

    Althought my cooment is no good....

By V on Tuesday, March 1, 2005 - 12:11 am:

    Hi,D.

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