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| By Scott on Friday, July 24, 1998 - 03:09 am: |
The problem is, I've surrounded myself with puritanical influences and friends, and I have nobody whosoever that I would like to, or could, have sex with. Can any of you give me suggestions? Do you know anyone in the Salt Lake City area who would be nice and kind and patient with me for a first time? I'm not a grossball. Or do you think that's the answer? I want it to be a good experience. Talk to me here. I'll be checking back. |
| By -oDDBALL oDD- on Friday, July 24, 1998 - 10:59 am: |
I don't know of anyone that will have sex with you, though. There is plenty for everyone. |
| By Kelsey on Friday, July 24, 1998 - 06:24 pm: |
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| By Rambler on Thursday, July 30, 1998 - 12:12 pm: |
virgin at your age, and you shouldn't feel rushed to have sex. It isn't a goal that should be reached by a certain time, as some people seem to believe, but a beautiful thing that will happen when the time is right. Ideally, this is when you find someone you are truly, and immensely in love with, perhaps someone you'll be spending the rest of your life with. But the worse thing you can do is have sex for the sake of having sex and losing your virginity. I believe that sex is something you enjoy when you love someone, regardless of previous experience or knowledge. If they care about you enough, they won't mind if you are inexperience. In fact, there are many people who would respect you a lot more for maintaining your virginity for so long. It shows discipline. Think of it as a virtue, a purity that you can someday offer to someone whom you find to |
| By Been there done that on Friday, July 31, 1998 - 11:35 am: |
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| By Momo on Friday, July 31, 1998 - 11:39 am: |
will just have sex with a stranger. Well, in these days you never know. Usually people "see" someone before getting to home, that way you get to know the person (make sure they are not ex-axemurderer, moron or a carrier of some disease). Good luck man, protection is a good idea too. Damn Crabs. :) |
| By Rye on Friday, August 14, 1998 - 03:27 am: |
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Rye, "Been There Done That", Grow the fuck up. Scott, good for you, some people don't have the patients to go that long with out sex. You are a person I can respect, you have perceverence. But a few people who have spoken here are right, you should go away from the computer, find someone to care for first, someone whom with to stay with, someone whom the relationship you have with is not purely sexual, I mean I'm sure you know what I'm talking about 28 years and no sex, you must be one of the most sensitive people on earth. So get to know someone, be their friend first, their lover second. |
Ya know, I really like that....I'll have to give that a shot sometime myself. |
sex=wham! bahhm! thank-you mam!! Making love=caressing one's bodies and feeling the heat through the sweat that can be licked because of the immense love the people's have for each other. MAKING LOVE is kissing one's body from head to toe and feeling the nervousness of each other, it's to plunge your uncertain body onto your partners and feel his inner strenghth, It's to kiss him all over until your mouth dries up and your lips crack of bleediness, it's to expierience the everlasting passionate heatness of one another FEELING HIM KNOWING HIM BREATHING HIM LOVING HIM |
sex=wham! bahhm! thank-you mam!! Making love=caressing one's bodies and feeling the heat through the sweat that can be licked because of the immense love the people's have for each other. MAKING LOVE is kissing one's body from head to toe and feeling the nervousness of each other, it's to plunge your uncertain body onto your partners and feel his inner strenghth, It's to kiss him all over until your mouth dries up and your lips crack of bleediness, it's to expierience the everlasting passionate heatness of one another FEELING HIM KNOWING HIM BREATHING HIM LOVING HIM |
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eat my shorts |
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Now, i am also a virgin (female) and could of had sex times before. (in fact most people think i am a whore.. i let them) But i feel no need to do so. If you want to... *great*! But don't make it in to something it isn't. Sex is Sex. Deal. P.S. If you are going to do it. Enjoy it. Who gives a fuck what others say! |
P.S. do you like the ren faire? H4224H!!!!!1111 |
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Beav,I'll smoke to that! |
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it should be open year round. It's actually snowing here and there is snow on the ground, which is maybe the third time I've seen that since I moved here. |
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1. Sex is not "making love." Sex is a skilled activity that needs to be learned. If you've never done it, ever, and you are not fumbling about with someone equally ignorant, then the results will probably be embarrassing, comical, or both. And while sex is not "making love", being a fucking incompetant can sure get in the way if you squeeze, pinch or twist the wrong thing to the wrong degree at the wrong place on the endorphin curve. Trust me. 2. The stunts they show in pornos are just that: stunts. Stunts done by trained stunt perverts using camera tricks. In real life, we don't care if the cameraman gets the "money shot." 3. THEREFORE: In order to learn how to use any tool, it's reasonable to consult a pro. Salt Lake is within convenient reach of clean, registered Nevada Brothels stocked with professionals who would likely be quite touched to be consuted on such an important matter. BTW, this is essentially what I did when I decided to devirginize myself; I did my research, hired a pro, tried ALL the things I read about in Penthouse Forum and then asked for a critique. Reasarch counts; I got a good review. But I sure wasn't gonna try it on someone I CARED about before I was pretty sure it was something I didn't have to think about! Oh: the most important piece of advice: "A gentleman never complains about hair between his teeth." |
Thanks for setting us straight sir. The businesses will be pleased. |
1. is a well-organized thinker. 2. is meticulous and logical in research 3. is very knowledgeable in the emotional and practical aspects of sex. 4. must be really exciting in bed. 5. is every woman's dream lay. |
I wonder what that means. |
Thats just plumb silly to be so worried about performing well sexually,that he felt he needed to consult an "expert". To most people it just comes rather naturally. I think you worry too much,Bob. But your poetry advice was useable. |
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Does a bear have a catholic? Does a shit have a pope? |
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Let the ass fucking commence! |
Cat, I know a shit who does have a Pope! |
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hehhehehheheheheh I'm in such a slap happy childish mood today. pokepokepoke lallalallallalalla |
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or perhaps an "ass-lipped fruitcake" or "pencil-dicked poindexter"?? those would definitely be worse. |
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See now I can't remember the lovely names I have called him during our fights. I can only remember the not so nice things I call him every day. Damn. Can I save pencil-dicked pointexter and ass-lipped fruitcake for later use? I am sure I can come up with some uses for those. Or are you trying to say something there Patrick? |
The prairie squid is in the mail. Enjoy. |
And I am completely serious. If you disbeleive you have not looked into it. :-P J |
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we gots tons of them prairie squid here in big d (the right honorable reverend ivan stang didnt chose dallas to be the headquarters for no reason) |
Plus, the holy PO box moved to Austin with Jesus and Mary. |
YOU HAVE NO NEED IN RUSHING . JUST STAY STRONG! |
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