I think I've fallin' out of love with myself.

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By H. H. on Friday, October 2, 1998 - 11:35 am:

    I used to jerk off a lot, some times two or three times in one day. I'm lucky If I do it once a month anymore. Once in a while, I'll jack off on some special occasion, but now there's something missing.

    I think the feelings gone. At one time I could get it on with Marylin Monoe, all of the
    Dallas cowboy cheer leaders, and Janet Reno all at the same time but, no more.

By Ruth on Friday, October 2, 1998 - 01:19 pm:

    You need to get in touch with YOU, H.H. I don't just mean mind-fucking cheerleaders or Janet Reno (though that shows imagination and a strong stomach, and I respect that), I mean that YOU need to learn how to turn YOU on. When was the last time you just looked at your prick? When was the last time you said to yourself, "I love my Penis."? You should do that every day. Try just taking time for yourself and just standing naked in front of the mirror and just looking at yourself, admiring yourself. Caress yourself from head to foot, maybe even give yourself sweet kisses. See what turns you on, what you want from a man like you.

    If things don't work out, go get a woman or a maybe take up tennis.

By Fu on Monday, February 25, 2002 - 10:51 am:

    tennis is always a good idea

By Fetidbeaver on Monday, February 25, 2002 - 11:36 pm:

    fuzzy balls.....

By Czarina on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 12:27 am:

    batted around........

By Fb on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 11:19 am:

    dragging the ground......

By J on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 11:45 am:

    no wussy to pound...

By Fb on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 12:11 pm:

    a hand is found.....

By semillama on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 12:29 pm:

    sticking out of a mound...

By Fb on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 12:33 pm:

    a wussy mound?.....

By J on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 01:48 pm:

    that was down on the ground...

By Fb on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 02:35 pm:

    wanting to be found.....

By J on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 04:16 pm:

    gagged and bound and turned around...

By The Watcher on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 06:32 pm:

    But, no satisfaction could be found...

By eri on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 07:06 pm:

    when you are way too wound, with only a wussy mound......

By Antigone on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 08:39 pm:

    ...and your too profound to pound the southbound playground...

By Fetidbeaver on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 11:21 pm:

    .....i think i'll fuck my hound.....

By Czarina on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 12:09 am:

    .....note though,that he'll be bound.......

By Fb on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 01:15 am:

    ....so that he don't make a sound......

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 08:54 am:

    ...just roll around.....

By Czarina on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 09:35 am:

    .......mounted,while passing through town........

By J on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 09:47 am:

    his tail hanging down...

By semillama on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 10:02 am:

    tears of a clown...

By Fb on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 10:12 am:

    .....let's pound his ass into ground-round.....

By Czarina on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 10:16 am:

    ....while he enjoys his tour around town.......

By J on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 10:53 am:

    wearing his doggie crown...

By Oswald Jr. on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 12:50 pm:

    and a black leather gown...

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 01:38 pm:

    while the neigbors cry out "Lady Godiva forgot the gown!!!".....

By Czarina on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 01:46 pm:

    ........studded with rhinestones,all the way down......

By J on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 02:22 pm:

    the crowd did not frown

By spunky on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 02:28 pm:

    Because of the thorny crown

By J on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 02:51 pm:

    but then he looked down...

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 03:42 pm:

    as the dog fell to the ground and everyone saw how small yet round.........

By spunky on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 04:02 pm:

    My hands and feet are bound

By Fb on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 04:04 pm:

    in that case you'll have to swallow more than a pound.....

By J on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 04:05 pm:

    somehow this has come around...

By spunky on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 04:15 pm:

    And I regret that this is what I found

By Czarina on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 04:39 pm:

    ......perhaps its best we turn around.......

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 04:41 pm:

    for group ass fucking on the ground?......

    It's like butt crotch butt crotch :p

By J on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 04:54 pm:

    As an idea,would that be sound?

By Cat on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 04:57 pm:

    Trace's ass needs a pound

By J on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 05:31 pm:

    A bop on the eye of brown?

By semillama on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 06:17 pm:

    A harsh squealing was the only sound...

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 08:09 pm:

    And then the dog finally went down.......

By Czarina on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 11:24 pm:

    But popped up shortly,with a frown..........

By J on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 01:08 am:

    Time to take my ass to town

By Fb on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 09:58 am:

    ...drop by the pound and find a new hound mound...

By eri on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:16 am:

    or maybe a cute little pussy could be found.....

By J on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 12:14 pm:

    the possebilities do confound...

By eri on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 01:38 pm:

    the question is what to mound now....

By J on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 01:46 pm:

    A cow or a sow I maybe could plow...

By eri on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 02:01 pm:

    all I have to do is hit the local bar in town.....

By J on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 02:20 pm:

    I'll find me a lizard in the lounge...

By eri on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 04:11 pm:

    who drank so much they no longer resemble my hound.....

By semillama on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 04:50 pm:

    Orange.

By Czarina on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:29 pm:

    Who was a major whorange.

By J on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 12:29 am:

    Who put her fucks in storage...

By Czarina on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 02:08 pm:

    so she could ply them with porridge.....

By eri on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 02:36 pm:

    cuz she thought that Dahmer was such a bore...why use barrels when you can use porridge in storage.....

By J on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 04:05 pm:

    saves all that time you'd waste if you foraged.

By Daniel ssss on Friday, March 1, 2002 - 11:16 pm:

    (urrpp-ie urrp), yr lim'ricks surely ought nought b n'couraged

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