warning, pointless: I met this guy, C, in like 1992 or something, he was taking photographs at rebar where they were having a day of the dead show and this guy was having his ass whipped till it bled, then alcohol was poured on it, then it was set on fire so the lashes would permanently burn into scars. anyway. so C is a friend of a friend (R) and I have been told that C goes through girlfriends quickly. he buys them stuffed animals, moves into their apartments, and tells them they have to have anal sex with him. anyway, C lives on a different continent and I have no memory of being impressed by him all those years ago, but I'm becoming fascinated with these stories of him that I hear through R, my friend in paris. so today R forwarded me a paragraph of email originally from C. thrilling! it's C's advice to R about an upcoming three-week visit from R's ex-girlfriend, whom he doesn't really want to see for that long. here it is: Make her pay by doing anything you want to do sexually. I know that sounds weird but I remember when I broke up with Heather and started seeing Marna, Heather was always trying to get back together and I really wasn't interested but I finally agreed to try if she would agree to accept my passion for butt fucking - she never liked it - Anyway she lasted all of one evening - I'm not about to go through my whole life frustrated.

Well, gee whiz. There's a philosophy for you.

My friend L's little sister A is turning 7 on the 23rd. L told me she wants a Pokemon beanie baby, but she already has Pikachu and Eevee, so I should get her something else. So I go and look for some websites that have pictures of these beanie babies so I can decide which one to get her. The search turns up this site. And I must say that I'm shocked. Not because it's particularly disgusting or anything. I just had no idea that this kind of fetish existed.

Sample definition from the site above: "Meat sex - Sex with biological partners." [Someone else can comment. I'm speechless.]

Um...um...What were you _actually_ looking for?

Ummm....what are *you* thinking? I was looking for beanie babies!

is that a joke, or is that woman really turned on by stuffed animals? it just can't be.

I've actually run across a few of those sorts of sites in my travels. *afraid* Next time, maybe take out the "plushie" from your search...?

i'm not buying this innocence act, ladies.

Whatever! I hear it's a mostly male preoccupation anyway...

I like: Furvert - A person who is sexually attracted to 'furry' characters. and: Handle bars - Legs or arms used to grip onto during plush sex.

i've got links to several plushie sites on my webpage, including a link to a single shot of a guy fucking a stuffed moose in the mouth. i'm not sure which fetishes are funnier--plushies, inflatables, leg casts, dungarees or the whole necro trip. the guys who have disembowelling/surgical fetishes kinda strike me as a wee bit deranged...i mean, when i see a beautiful woman, wanting to stick a knife in her gut isn't my first reaction. then again, maybe i'm just weird.

Not only is that hilarious, but it's somewhat interesting that there was already a topic on this board that it fit neatly into.

a speaking of fitting neatly into, have i mentioned my interest in anal sex?

Shut up and put it in my ass, bitch (a punch to the jaw is implied).

<shiver> please... not at work. it's going to be fifteen minutes before i can get up and get something to drink. go to the bathroom. attend meetings. etc.

Yes, you have...it's good to people at work on their toes, Margret. Keep up the good work.

crimson- what's your webpage?

eek...my little bitty suck-ass webpage is now down to being a links collection. everything else is in the process of being torn down & reconstructed (it's horrible...& also really outdated). i'd started the page as a joint project w/ several other people, who've long since disappeared. i'm the one who maintains the links, though. anyway, here 'tis: linx page #1: http://members.tripod.com/~happydagger/krap.html linx page #2: http://members.tripod.com/~happydagger/cringe.html there are worse pix of the moose getting it in the mouth than the tame one i linked to. pardon all the psychobabble on the page. it's supposed to be part of an "underground circus" site, w/ carny-style ramblings on each page. my apologies in advance for the maximum suckage. hope you find some links you can use. i THINK i've still got plushie links. actually, i may have changed a couple of those. i'll have to check on that.

Are you kidding Crimson? I loved your hoedown in the gutpile site,I saved that in my favorites,just saved the new one too,this just made my day.

wow...thanks! i'm so glad that you like it! i'm going to be adding a few more links soon, hopefully in about a week...fixing a couple of broken ones, too. the rest of the site caved in (it's all about to disappear or be totally revamped), but i'm definitely keeping the links pages. i'm trying to mirror the links at other sites, in case they get censored from tripod. i've already had several people bitching about some of the sites i've linked to (as if i personally have anything to do w/ them) & threatening to get my site banned. it was also because of people's incessant bitching (& one person's nice request) that i wrote several different warning pages. i think it's complete bullshit that a links page would require its own disclaimer & warning page. oh, well. those are about to disappear, too. i'm crashing. catch y'all in a while. i'll try to dream about each & every one of you.

I love hoedown in the gutpile,too.It has my favorite postcards.I just sent one to a mutual friend 2 days ago.

i was hoping there would be some of the writing you've been talking about

That is the best link collection I have ever seen. I now know where to procur a really disturbing photo to torment my freind Mike with...

unrequitted buttsex. plushie fetishists when spider named rhiannon *shakes head* what the fuck happened to cyst and why is this fucking place so dead lately? if we could send the collection plate and send cyst abroad again just so she can report about skeevy Turkish men, take boudoir self portraits, retell second and third hand dramatic, romantic and sexually deviant stories id opt for it.

I miss her too,and where is Crimson,Pug,Pilate,and the Captain? And I'm still freaked about Fetidbeaver,it just can't be true.

honest to fuckin god i was thinking about cyst in the shower this morning.

i dunno, man. maybe in a few years i'll have moved on to some fresh shit i can spew on and on about. right now, i'm all fat elvis. i suspect other people feel similarly in their own way. we've used up all our insults, cyber-witnessed birth and death and many points between, every argument seems to boil down to the same old line. take a fucking break. it's ok.

hey sarah, do you have one of those removable showerheads?

im slow to change sometimes.

What happened to Fetidbeaver? I miss a lot lately.

He died, to the best of our knowledge.

no, unfortunately i do not. i used to when i was prepubescent though. i was thinking about cyst because i was contemplating all the places i could fly to for cheap and portland came up and then who the fuck do i know in portland and i thought of cyst. i am going to be in seattle from july 25-28...

hey, that's pretty close to us.

yeah, i know! i'm going to a wedding on that saturday in Monroe. never been there before, but i have been to olympia. what you guys got going on that weekend?

maybe there could be a convergence

you wanna come on up too? that would be cool.

i need to take some time off. even though it is illegal in the state of california, they're about to announce that our vacation will go away if we don't use it before 01/01/03.

i will be kicking some ass if we don't get a visit. i get paid on the 25th. cyst is actually in seattle now, she could come too if she weren't busy. we could go to seattle, or people could come here, or some combination thereof.

portland, what? NOPO pride, dude! NOPO BUNX!!!!!

drugs?

no drugs. it's about the oly and pbr. portland is all about the pbr. get me drunk but don't say goodbye.

I need to get off this dot. Point me to the party.

pdxzines.com portland zine symposium, july 12-14 @ psu's smith center. field day & pic nic followed by microshow on 10 july in no-ea. irving park and dav'n'jenna's. funfun. and the pezmistress makes no sense.

what are you doing on dot, tbone? is she a friend of delores?

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