Hey, A problem? I don't know. Need a little advice I guess. Maybe I need to see a doctor or something. It's about this dick thing. I was about 31 or 32 before I finally realized it wasn't supposed to stay hard 24/7. Now it's up about 75% of the time. Is this normal? It gets so hard a cat can't scratch it ( this has been to my advantage as I have 3 cats, who are always in the way no matter what I have going on ) Approx 14 to 15 days a month I'd say you couldn't turn the skin on it with a pipewrench. Is this normal? Also, while I'm on the subject, How big is too big? Just curious.

nooo that cant be a real serious question. nooooo. nooooo. must resist. must resist.

It isn't normal. See a doctor. Or get a bigger cat. And put that pipe-wrench down. "Too big" varies. Oral sex: too big = bigger than an icecream cone. Anal sex: too big = bigger than a pencil. Vaginal sex: too big = bigger than one of those flavourless horse zucchini they sell at the supermarket. (My best friend and I like to freak out the nice people at the greengrocer by discussing the sexual appeal of veggies.) Porno sex: too big = it covers the sky and blots out the sun, requiring too many cameras to film.

Steeljam, I think you've gone head up against an old saying. "You can't beat it with a stick"

<<Anal sex: too big = bigger than a pencil.>> You're kidding, right?

thats the funniest to god damn thing i have read here in a long time "It gets so hard a cat can't scratch it" oh my fuckin gawd!

Steeljam,this needs to be checked out immediately!!Please stop by my office for your free consultation.

right..."CHECKED" out....RIGHT!

Hey,this is serious,I might have to remove it.

This needs to be looked into--- in the name of science, of course.How hard did you say? Yes, I think some tests are in order.You'll have to sign a release, possibly a few pics[ for posterity], yes, yes, need to get right on it.

Like Blue Bonnet.

Gee - this is just a personal preference. You can have whatever you like up your bum. :o)

Hey thanks.

<<Anal sex: too big = bigger than a pencil.>> if that were the case, there would be no *point* to being gay. *does a zorro formation snap*

Jimbo,I love you!!!

:-) Thanks J. :-)

The condition is known as priapism. Go to a doctor... then consult with J.

i sucked a dick last nite that was real hard so hard that my dick got hard

duh.

What did you do with your dick when it got hard?Put it in anything?Do you really think you need one?Send a picture of it to Nate.

Are there really people who NEED Viagra? My dick is showing no signs of slowing down. It has taken over my life. I am to the point that I would almost let someone else use it for a while. It has an insatiable desire to do the nasty 24/7. Do they make AntiViagra? Just Curious

Try acupuncture.

ouch

Steeljam forget Nate,send a picture to janny@sorabji.com ,I might have a good idea with what you can do with that...really.

AntiViagra? No, but I have a 8 pound mallet that will cure your problem.

im sure we could find a hairy, burly trucker named Lulu to help you with that.

Maybe even a big, fat, hairy hat fairy.

A naked picture of your grandmother maybe... Or maybe her mom... If not, get a naked picture of Linda Tripp from the internet somewhere, I mean, it did something for Clinton but he's one of those rare cases from Arkansas.

I really appreciate everyone's advice. I will consider all of it. J kinda scares me though. Should I be scared?

Lots.

Hal???? No I'm safe and warm and I have butt,sort of.It's all good.

I know J... And thats why we all love you.

Do we still love J?

we do.

I do

Was there ever a question?J is one of my most loveable cohorts.

J is all about love. And she's bad in the way all my favourite people are.

i tried to hustle naked pics from J once.

J gots yer back. That's all ya need to know.

I'm touched:)

I somehow wondered into freakland! you people are strange.....