I'll let you read his requirements before I give you the link (and I know you'll all be hanging out for it...) oh I copied and pasted this so the spelling etc is all original. **OK LADIES YOU WANTED THE REQUIREMENTS FOR MARRIEAGE FOR ME..OK HERE IT IS...THESE ARE ALMOST NON NEGOTIALBE BUT EXEPTIONS ARE A POSSIBLILITY.*** **** .. ok #! you must make at least $150,000 A YR, you must own your own house with no more then 50% mortaged, you must be a coll grad (no bullshit schools either, div 1-a university, of course ivy is the preferred)) your job must be of a professional status (not dancer, escort, ect..) you must be taller then 5`7, have at least a D CUP, weight should be in proportion to your body, never married, no kids, looks count, personality must be bubbly, effervecent and sweet, must be classy and elegant, no attitude at all, not mouthy but not shy either, must be stellat in bed and perform everyting exceptional, bi is a plus (negotiable)..must not have an overall debt of more then 30% of income (debt to income ratio) credit cards must not be more then 60% of max potential, must drive a 98 or better nice car.((no bullshot like hundai or cavilleer ect) nice car means hte upper class of cars..must dress to impress but can look sexy in casual as well..no pin straight hair pulled behind her ears ((see ally mcvile)) hair should be nicely styled and make up as well((no gap or old navy outfits, YUCK!))...THOSE ARE THE REQUIREMENTS..i hope this answers your...check back as i will add opinions to this section as i think of them !! Quick girls rush... I know we'll be all fighting over him http://myweekends.homepage.com/index.html

Uh....WTF?! How did you find this? He must not get any very often.

I think I'm in love!

Damn....you found my homepage!

I just love the picture of him dressed as pooh bear. Somebody get me a bucket!

what an idiot that guy is! what a small view of the world he seems to have! requirements, indeed. i need a bucket too!

You ever notice how the goofier the guy,the higher his expectations,he will be spanking his monkey for the rest of his life.

I must respond to this from the male point of view...... "I think I'm going to hurl."

What a fantastic imagination that man has.

That's what I thought. I also thought "He must download a lot of "Hot Amatuer Action" to get those photos. No being attracted to men, I don't know, but it seems to me that this guy is just plain physically unattractive, not to mention how he picks up women....I mean alledgedly picks up women.

I am wondering if I should email him. Prehaps I should just send a moron-gram email instead.

Send him an ass gram,I like those.

Please somebody tell me this guy is just kidding? Please, quick, before I have to go join a lesbian commune.

Actually, he needs somebody to string him along via e-mail, tease him to the breaking point, then drop him like a ton of bricks, all the while posting the correspondence here. I'd do it, but I'm going on vacation.

I would but my income bracket would knock me out of the running. And i'm very upset about this. I'm crying you know.

you could lie.

Yea Moonit,we will back you up,maybe we can pool some money to get you a Tigger get-up.

~Stay tuned~ have put temp co-worker on operation 'idiot' Thousands of kiwi woman will soon be emailing this man. When do i get my costume?

i was wondering what the hell was up with the gray design shit boxes around some of his pics, now i realise it's the hinges and surrounding area of a scanner. come on girls, marry a guy who doesn't know how to draw boxes around pics. fuck.

well his design skills leave a lot to be desired. thats on my list of requirements

I'm with Moontit. Designs skills are right up there on my "must haves". I also require an IQ level above 10. Being pictured in a Tigger suit and allowing said photo to escape without immediate destruction, just doesn't say "smart enough to tie own shoelaces" to me. But maybe I'm just too freaking fussy.

Moontit? now There's a typo.

Geez, what was I thinking?

Wholy crap, I didnt even notice that yesterday.

I bet he couldn,t find his ass with his hand.

You know...if a girl was that picky she'd probably get away with it no problem. (not that I'd find it attractive)

That was DEFINITELY my laugh-of-the-week! Why do guys who have the most ridiculous expectations of women always look like Joey fucking Buttafuco? I say we kill him now before he breeds! Where's Swine's cattle prod?

R.C. You should ask Hal for the prod. Where ya been anyhow?

I've been hanging out & spending $$. Which I need to repent of immediately. But I've eaten at nearly all of the best joints in town in the past 3 mos./which was fun. And I've seen all the episodes of "Queer as Folk" so far. We've developed this Sunday-nite-dinner-out-then-home-to-watch-QAF routine. Which is cool/cuz I don't have cable so I wd never have seen it otherwise. Hmmm... Maybe I shd start a "Queer As Folk" thread. I'm curious to know what folks around here think of it. Are you going home for Xmas, Sem?

Yah. I'll be posting though. I'm going home tomorrow, so work is not happening today very well. It doesn't help that the bosses are already gone. I am going to take off eaerly to do a little research, drop off some artifacts for display in the local history museum, then go home and pack. I hope the roads are good, they sucked ass last time, but then we were driving through a blizzard. It's supposed to be all fluffy snow though, so no big deal.

Well, have a merry. Let yr Mom stuff you w/good food & be sure to aggravate yr siblings. If you have siblings.

I NEED A GIRL FOR MARRIED FROM UK OR EURAPIAN COUNTRIES IF A GIRL WANT TO MARRIED WITH PAKI BOY THEN EMAIL ME OK BYE MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS MOAZZAMKING@HOTMAIL.COM

if a uk girl want to marry with muslim pakistani boy then email me on moazzam_king@hotmail.com ok bye

I'll wait till I get home to look at this one. But, from his requirements... I don't really have a good one for that. As a married male - If I were single my requirements would be 1. Is she breathing - I'm not into corpeses. 2. She must have inteligence above anyone who has ever appeared on the tonight show in the jaywalking segments. 3. She must weigh under 200 lbs. - no I'm not predudiced, I 've already experienced a BBW, I think a change would be nice. 4. Physical appearence she must not be ugly enough to make a mirror crack nor turn anyone who looks at her into stone. She shouldn't be knock down tongue dragging gorgious either - women who look this good make me nervous. 5. economically - she should not be on food stamps. I hope I have not ofended any of you ladies here. I know each of you at least would pass items one and two. Four might be a problem. The pictures I've seen make you all to good looking - I might be even more of a nervious wreck.

From my friend Shannon: what a fantastic text messaging commercial this would be! ****************** March 26, 2004 -- ANOTHER night, another carnal conquest for Mick Jagger (above). The 60-year-old Rolling Stone took a 20-year-old Columbiia University co-ed named Meredith back to his suite at the Mandarin Oriental after partying with her at Lotus and Bungalow 8 the other night. Jagger met the brunette beauty at Lotus, but left with some pals and ended up at the more exclusive Bungalow 8, where he text-messaged her to join him. When Meredith and another giddy Columbia co-ed arrived, they couldn't get past its notoriously tough velvet ropes, so Jagger sent a friend to usher them inside. And the rest is history.