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Mudangel on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 04:32 am:

    i wanna fuck some one soon


By Mudangel on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 04:41 am:


By Mudangle on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 04:53 am:

    im a hot sluty young boy skiny 7''




    no mother fucking fags


By Mudangel on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 04:56 am:

    more6''4'


By Fetidbeaver on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 06:17 am:

    "boy" being the key word folks......dumbass


By Mudangel on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 06:37 am:

    shut the fuck up


By J on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 09:40 am:

    Man whore


By dave. on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 09:47 am:

    heh.

    aol.


By Mudangel on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 09:58 am:

    hi


By Mudangel on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 09:59 am:

    so what im a whore


By Nate on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 10:32 am:

    so what, you're a fucking ass.

    this is a gay board, my man. nothing but fags and dykes.

    nice try though.


By patrick on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 12:36 pm:

    7"? (insert laugh-o-tron)


By Nate on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 12:46 pm:

    and it's a skiny 7".


By Trace on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 12:51 pm:

    Mudangel, male or female???


By TBone on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 12:57 pm:

    I hope it's not a female with a skinny 7"


By Trace on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 01:12 pm:

    I had no idea you were talking about mudangle having a skinny 7". Nevermind


By J on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 01:12 pm:

    If it is,she can fuck herself.


By Trace on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 01:19 pm:

    That should be...interesting


By Nate on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 03:33 pm:

    Mu Dangel ... Dangel = Dangle = Penis?

    Mu is the symbol for"micro", right?


By Pez the demon-spauned dream-dancer on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 06:37 pm:

    yes, it is.

    hahahaha!!!!!


By semillama on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 07:31 pm:

    Doesn't that guy know better than to dangel his penis into shark-infested waters like these?

    Unless he really is looking for some hot cock to slobber on.

    After it's been in his mother, if I read that one right.


By Pez in literature on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 12:52 am:

    oedipus complex?

    i need to reread oedipus rex. it's a good play.

    kill the father and fuck the mother...would definately make for a good soap opera these days.


By Gee on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 03:04 am:

    I like Oedipus and Antigone more now that they've settled in me than I did after I first read them. I take back what I said about Antigone being boring.


By Nate on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 03:11 pm:

    Antigone settled in you?


By moonit on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 02:12 am:

    Gee hon, you should of seen that one coming.

    hehe


By DESPERATE FOR A FUCK on Thursday, December 20, 2001 - 04:17 pm:

    i just said bye to my boyfriend at the airport we had the best sex ever!!!!!!!! BUT i miss him so much and my pussy really needs to be fucked hard, we both have toys but they r no good for how hard i need to be fucked HELP!


By Hal on Thursday, December 20, 2001 - 04:25 pm:

    Well isn't that plesant...


    Ever try to get that fixed, you know a dog isn't that expensive...

    Morons, morons, morons everywhere.


By The Watcher on Thursday, December 20, 2001 - 04:38 pm:

    You know there are certain bars you can go to for that too.

    Hal, leave her (if it is a her) alone.
    She made me drool. Of course it doesn't take much to do that now-a-days.

    I've become a dirty old man.

    Rats. And, I had such fun being a dirty young man.


By Hal on Thursday, December 20, 2001 - 06:39 pm:

    Yeah, so I keep feeling the need to get laid, get sucked something or another...

    BUT I DON'T FUCKING PUBLICIZE IT...


    Fucking morons, I am surrounded by them...


By Czarina on Thursday, December 20, 2001 - 09:43 pm:

    You buy em books,and all they do is eat the covers.


By moonit on Friday, December 21, 2001 - 03:13 am:

    I have decided to be celibate.

    yup yup.

    taking bets on how long it lasts.


By Cat on Friday, December 21, 2001 - 08:39 am:

    I would highly recommend against celibacy. It's a terrible habit.


By Cat on Friday, December 21, 2001 - 08:56 am:

    More on the celibacy thing: I always have this silly notion that love is a pre-requisite to bonking.

    I've never been able to stand the thought of fucking someone who isn't inside me because they're the only person in my heart. And I can't even imagine how I could share all the wonderful intimacy of the whispering and kissing and licking and touching without it all going straight to my soul. And I imagine some kind of yawning emptiness must come, after all the coming is done.

    Lately I've realised this is a ridiculous notion cheating me of many moments of sheer happiness. And for what? Some silly notion of girlie romance littered with too many 18th century novels and long-passaged poems.

    But I'm drunk and should be out fucking, so what do I know?


By J on Friday, December 21, 2001 - 10:46 am:

    Desperate for a fuck,I suggest you go to a bar sit by some man and tell him what you told us,have lots of drinks,offer to take on any guy there,remind them you like it really hard,that should do the trick....your welcome.