THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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Every Vagina is different, as much as every human is different.....I've been intimate with a few Vaginas in my time.....they've all been different and special in their own way. And I must say....I've never met a Vagina I didn't like. |
Nevermind. I'm not exactly an expert... But there seem to have been some differences... Not that I can describe them exactly. |
I mean, do you sigh with relief when you first fuck a partner and say "Whew, this is just right Goldilocks"? And an ex-lover of mine once told me he had a woman whose vagina felt really "cold" (as in the temperature, not the emotions she aroused). Is that even possible? |
And, in answer to you first question, heck yeah! And ya'll can just guess what size vagina I'd like best... :-) |
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Thanks, hon! |
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She's just using Antigone as a screen for the love that dares not speak it's name.... Cat love! |
...and I'll bet you're afraid I'd slip it into your curry, too... |
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http://www.qdivision.com/gravelpit/pitchers/bw8.JPG |
Personally i think any procedure not necessary to your bits and pieces a risk not worth taking. cocks come in all different shapes and sizes to...so its no different |
I don't know who put it there Believe it if you need it or leave it if you dare But it's just a box of rain or a ribbon for your hair Such a long long time to be gone and a short time to be there. |
Antigone, I like my curry hot. Bring it on. |
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I'm thinking that most Sorabjites aren't going to be posting banknote-type numbers. I don't know why that is and I could be wrong. I've had seven lovers myself, which is less than I could have had and more than I should have had. |
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...and a half... :-P |
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"Fooling around" partners are not admissible. It also doesn't count if you tried to do them and missed and ended up doing their dog instead. And no, we're not counting farm animals either. Also forget it if you just humped their leg in a train (I had to add that or a certain italian bloke would add me to his list..yuk). Come on people...just answer the freakin' question and stop trying to stack your numbers. Don't make me smack. |
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fuckit. now if i want to contact him, it'll have to be through my sister or up to chance. and my sister ~loves~ to tease. |
--Vicktor Frankl It's quality, not quantity. Cleanliness, not size. Ability and skill, not agility and thrill. Though one supposes the latter two also may count toward cumulative points. Oh yeah: class counts. Meaning. Search for meaning. Search for experience. Experience the search. Something like that. |
i got married & was faithful. got divorced & started screwing like mad again. i dunno. sex is just something you do for jollies. it's mostly about conquest, for me. seduction. getting someone in the rack. once they're there, i've had moments where it's tough to muster the concern to actually fuck them. i won. i got their ass into bed. it's time to play w/ them--finish the act out of mercy--& go on to the next one. the problem is, i find it really hard to make it w/ men i'm actually in long-term relationships with. i mean, really...i GOT them. why do they want to keep proving the point by having sex over & over? i can seduce them. i DID seduce them. point proven. it's fucking OVER. sex is for strangers, as far as i care. it's so much more intriguing that way. |
eight, i think. all were boyfriends, except two were seriously short term. |
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pete is my friend who dates janine garofolo and makes really funny faces when he plays the drums. thanks for asking, j! |
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http://www.qdivision.com/gravelpit/pitchers/bw18.JPG there's some more for you. aren't they totally hilarious? i had that first one as my wallpaper for a couple of weeks. every time i walked past the computer, i would laugh. |
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i have however, had experiences in the last 4 years that could/should equate to "sex"...but who is counting... |
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a few years ago, i was getting propositioned a lot. my husband knew all about it. i enjoyed it more than i let on. i don't get overwhelmingly tempted to do the casual sex thing unless i'm really loaded. i've gotten propositioned a lot online. i had a local guy who really wanted to screw me. i thought about it & then declined. but the notion that there's a stranger out there wanting a piece of my ass is compelling. it'd be too easy to hunt him down, fuck his lights out, & never see him again. but i always turn down online propositions. might get an axe murderer. funny thing is, these pricks don't realize that i myself could be an axe murderer. they think they're in control, but control is easily won & subverted, a tool to be used like a sledgehammer between the eyes. i like the casual sex thing because it IS so predatory. hunt down the specimen. examine it. aetherize it. kill its spirit, or let it go. those decisions are mine to make. you don't always get to make those kinds of moves w/ someone you actually live with & give a shit about. |
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4 long term committed things, 7 serious and less than long term, 4 less serious and repeated relatively casual, and 3 one night or weekend drunken forays. Not counting leg humps in trains planes or automobiles, not counting halves or quarters or swimming pools. Not counting farm animals, and not accounting for rear entry. All heterosexual encounters. All consentual. Seldom casual, and mostly if not always very respectful. ALL fun. All hiv free. but I'm not telling who I am Cat...but you know. |
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i like to fuck in the ass. especially the first time. press my lubed ring up against a tight asshole. the labia gasping and twitching between slaps of my ballsack. mm. i like going bowling after sex. smacking the pins into oblivion. quoting shakespere in angry voices. drinking tom collins and bud light. nothing is better than a budlight and a strike. watching your lady wind up and pitch down the alley, imagining your spoaty slipping out of her ass with her exertion. little puddles on the little red arrows. |
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Once I can find a lover who will hop out of bed and go bowling with me, I'll be the happiest guy on earth, for at least 30 minutes. I love bowling, but I can't seem to find women who enjoy it at all. Not even the other ska fans. I've only been romantically linked with one Rude Girl who dug on bowling. I always get weird about that. "You wear the two-tone. You enjoy the Toasters and Punch the Clown. But we can't go bowling next?" People sit around and listen to "take the skinheads bowling," or a band called "Let's Go Bowling," soooo... let's go bucking foling now, huh? grumble. Sometimes, I miss my days as a scenester. Other days I just miss bowling. Other days, I just miss sex. |
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Nate, you're quite the little slut. You should wash that keyboard down with soap. I was shocked and horrified. Horrified and shocked. I hardly ever go bowling anymore. I used to lock tongues with my boyfriend in a niche in the wall outside an alley. He wore yellow pants and I thought we would be together forever. |
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i think that with few excaptions, if we all got laid more, how many would be here typing about it. |
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slip a sex drive underneath the tree for me i've been an awfully good girl |
drive into my sex underneath the tree for three hours i want to be a naughty girl (six hours till new year and counting. You should see Sydney Harbour. It's going to be a hot time in the old town tonight) |
HoPE yOU hAd Some and Happy SomE Too Dunt Fergit the "DriveBy Santa" |
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heh. i say that every year. there was a lot of beef stick in what i just regurged. mmm. i don't even like beef stick. they tell me i was scooping salsa with it. hm. ouch. i never used to get hungover. next thing you know i'll get paranoid whenever i smoke weed. pass the geritol. |
unlike many men, i don't REALLY want my foreskin back. i just want to make the point that it wasnt yours to take to begin with. Sarah, I think our pal Ringo here hit it on the mark....especially re: the multiple orgasm bit. say Ringo...do you like to use sex toys? If so, tell us about them. bye! |
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Bye! |
...and part Yeti. |
...and part camoflauged burlap. |
I would say I was falttered, but to tell the truth, I'm not. |
But visually for me, shaven with a nice pair of flaps does it. A cunt like a handbag with the lining hanging out doesn't. |
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