THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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me: at a drive-in during "batman" indoor theater for "goldfinger" for instance. never "rocky horror" or do you remember? |
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It would have to be a pretty boring movie to begin with. Movies i would have sex during, if the situation ever arises, include such gems as "Mission to Mars" and "Dungeons and Dragons", not to mention others. Some movies, though, i think it would be hard to have sex during, such as "Evil Dead II" or "Fargo" you know? |
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(Insert touchdown jokes here) |
"insert," "touch," "down," and "here" in a sentence gets me hot... |
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Half Moon Street Call Me The Wrong Trousers Garp The Fisher King Dead Poets Weaver, the reality of the carnies, icthyologists, and claymation, not to mention Robin WIlliams, make even the worst, dullest, most banal sex ... well, fun. |
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i got fingerfucked in a theatre while watching "the kentucky fried movie". i was a teenager & stoned out of my fucking mind on some killer dope...probably the wildest marijuana high i've ever experienced. i mean, i was practially melting onto the theatre floor & i let this sailor grope me. i let him do many a strange & wonderful thing to my anatomy. it was a cultural experience. at the asher drive-in in little rock, when i was about fifteen, i humped a guy in the back of a station wagon. he took me home w/ him. we ended up riding horses together, nude. it was my only experience w/ horseback riding. we were stoned (can you see a pattern emerging of how i spent my adolescence?) & the beatles' white album was being blasted into the field through loudspeakers. |
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How about Monty Python's Life of Brian as foreplay? |
but i have actually. money train. with my first uncircumsized. but oddly enough i think it was the fact that i have it bad for woody harelson and he was getting it on with the interacial action. oh yeah. but i was propositioned during he got game. but that weirded me out at the time |
I had this fantasy of getting my lover into a scene like that. Have him meet me somewhere, almost as if we didn't know each other. Then we go find a place outside and he promptly gets down on his knees and gives me the mother of all sleazy blowjobs. The joy of it is that afterward we get to go home together, lie down in bed and have a good laugh about it. Being a sport, he's perfectly willing to do this. Matter of fact, he sounded damn happy about it. But we started thinking better of the whole thing. Despite our stable and loving relationship, if we were to be picked up by the cops, it could jeopardize the whole adoption and I'm sure as shit not going to let that happen. It's coming to the point where a man can't even stand in a public street and take a decent blowjob anymore. I weep for humanity. |
it is not right to say those things without explanation... what does that have to do with sex at the movies anyway? besides, i've never had sex at a theater...except for some strange kind of hand-holding-sex with a stranger that i'm not even going to try to explain. |
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Anybody recall the title? It was about great unfinished love, not necessarily sex. Love Story warped all of us back then...those of us #old# enough to have held hands and groped an elbow or two while watching it on the Big Screen. Summer of 42 (ha) also a Big Screen hand holder. Mrs. Robinson would have been proud. Oh yeah, Love Story left us with the very sick message that "Love means never having to say you're sorry." Yeah right. Always and over and over again. So, Heather, you a pisces? I knew it! Icthyologists! Have you seen Call Me? Peel me an orange. |
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i don't think i've heard of it and what do you mean 'you knew it'- besides that i already told you |
But hey, the movie was so freakin boring - who wouldnt. |
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They weree JUST THAT GOOD! |
ZombGee. |
Gee is too cute. |
so was rashomon. |
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I have been kept under her bed for the last several weeks, you know. |
ps, sorry about the noise, sem. |
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and if cock stroking is what comes to mind.....one of my eyebrows goes wayyyy up mister trace. |
(in joke for Detroit ex-pats around here) Is the neighbor actually Freddy Boom Boom Washington, or does he just look like him? |
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Hilton-Jacobs,+Lawrence |
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wait...i have....here is *nonthreatening* sexually frustrated man http://members.nerve.com/waffleboy/files/pathustle.jpg |
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oh, and gee is so cute when she's frustrated! |
a girlfriend yesterday told me about how she "has been shitting massive white logs" and her arm pits "smell like metal" . she then went on to say she hated western medicine. i fell out of my chair in convulsions when this attractive friend of ours told me this |
Don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the answer, I guess. After hearing that, I really started particularly disliking him. |
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Not that we didn't try mind you. |
whoa! |
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Hey we all can't be lucky... And aparently that was where my luck ran out until Marcy came along... But then again, my luck with Marcy ran out too... Makes one feel like a loser. |
i just thought of something. if you're dating someone and you need to reach them to say something important and and they don't return your calls, make one last call and make sure the answering machine/voice mail gets it. "hi _____. i guess this is a really bad time for you... i'm not going to call again. you have my number if you want to chat..." works like a charm! course the next time i saw him he dumped me. damn boy. i didn't say it would be pleasant. it seems as though so many sorabjites (or former sorabjites, as in zeph) are breaking up w/their significant others lately. fuck that. |
But thats life eh'. |
i had a sort of "fall back" option, who i've been out with once before, but i found out that he's thirty rather than twenty three, and that's just skanky. i'm nineteen, and i don't want to date someone who's so much older. especially when he wants to turn me into a paperdoll. i'm going to ask out a guy from my math class because i want to go to a free show in salem, but not by myself. that's not such a good idea. * * * technically, i dumped him first, but he called me and made up so he could be the dumper and i'd be the dumpee. the sad part is that we were good friends before and he still wants to be friends, but i can't be his friend because he didn't finish it off very well. as a tip to all boyos: don't kiss your ex on the cheek immediately after you dump her. |