sex at the movies. what movies have you had sex during? me: at a drive-in during "batman" indoor theater for "goldfinger" for instance. never "rocky horror" or do you remember?

not "goldfinger" when it was first out, btw

Haven't done that yet. It would have to be a pretty boring movie to begin with. Movies i would have sex during, if the situation ever arises, include such gems as "Mission to Mars" and "Dungeons and Dragons", not to mention others. Some movies, though, i think it would be hard to have sex during, such as "Evil Dead II" or "Fargo" you know?

movies cost to much to miss while having sex

Something about watching sporting events on television always gets me hot. Maybe it's just the boredom. (Insert touchdown jokes here)

I don't know about you, but seeing the words "insert," "touch," "down," and "here" in a sentence gets me hot...

Yeah but we know the words "goat", "leash", "butt", and "horns" in a sentence also get you hot.

Two Moon Junction Half Moon Street Call Me The Wrong Trousers Garp The Fisher King Dead Poets Weaver, the reality of the carnies, icthyologists, and claymation, not to mention Robin WIlliams, make even the worst, dullest, most banal sex ... well, fun.

Gone in Sixty Seconds... I don't know, I think it was the hot chick/car factor. Who knows, I don't remember much about it (the movie that is.)

i got laid at a drive-in during a double feature of "the wall" & "heavy metal". i got it on w/ my (ex) husband & another couple. the car was definitely rockin'. i got fingerfucked in a theatre while watching "the kentucky fried movie". i was a teenager & stoned out of my fucking mind on some killer dope...probably the wildest marijuana high i've ever experienced. i mean, i was practially melting onto the theatre floor & i let this sailor grope me. i let him do many a strange & wonderful thing to my anatomy. it was a cultural experience. at the asher drive-in in little rock, when i was about fifteen, i humped a guy in the back of a station wagon. he took me home w/ him. we ended up riding horses together, nude. it was my only experience w/ horseback riding. we were stoned (can you see a pattern emerging of how i spent my adolescence?) & the beatles' white album was being blasted into the field through loudspeakers.

Never got laid in a movie....I'm a dork.....

I am swearing off pisces women forever. There. How about Monty Python's Life of Brian as foreplay?

at first i read this and thought "damn i haven't even had sex during a movie, what a jip." but i have actually. money train. with my first uncircumsized. but oddly enough i think it was the fact that i have it bad for woody harelson and he was getting it on with the interacial action. oh yeah. but i was propositioned during he got game. but that weirded me out at the time

I got a (mutual) handjob from a stranger in an alley behind a gay porn theater. We had started fooling around with each other inside the theater but the movie ended before either of us got off. I was young and nervous......very scared but excited. The guy took me by the hand (which also somehow excited me) and led me out the side exit right into the alley and put me up against a brick wall. Another guy just down the the alley was getting a blowjob. The resulting action gave me a lifelong fetish for semi public sex acts, the more seedy and sordid the better. I like dark alleys. The element of sleaze and danger. True risk. I had this fantasy of getting my lover into a scene like that. Have him meet me somewhere, almost as if we didn't know each other. Then we go find a place outside and he promptly gets down on his knees and gives me the mother of all sleazy blowjobs. The joy of it is that afterward we get to go home together, lie down in bed and have a good laugh about it. Being a sport, he's perfectly willing to do this. Matter of fact, he sounded damn happy about it. But we started thinking better of the whole thing. Despite our stable and loving relationship, if we were to be picked up by the cops, it could jeopardize the whole adoption and I'm sure as shit not going to let that happen. It's coming to the point where a man can't even stand in a public street and take a decent blowjob anymore. I weep for humanity.

daniel!? it is not right to say those things without explanation... what does that have to do with sex at the movies anyway? besides, i've never had sex at a theater...except for some strange kind of hand-holding-sex with a stranger that i'm not even going to try to explain.

Pilate's post put me in mind of Gibby Haynes in "Dead Man"

I think I've been warped for life.

i got fucked during Pulp Fiction. we were drunk on bock and ben and jerrys in the basement of my house on the couch with all the lights out.

oKAY: explanation: Life of Brian is not as good as Williams in his early feature about life, title of which escapes me. Something like A Man's Life or The History of Man. 'Twas a great and miraculous story told over and over in different reincarnations Anybody recall the title? It was about great unfinished love, not necessarily sex. Love Story warped all of us back then...those of us #old# enough to have held hands and groped an elbow or two while watching it on the Big Screen. Summer of 42 (ha) also a Big Screen hand holder. Mrs. Robinson would have been proud. Oh yeah, Love Story left us with the very sick message that "Love means never having to say you're sorry." Yeah right. Always and over and over again. So, Heather, you a pisces? I knew it! Icthyologists! Have you seen Call Me? Peel me an orange.

Gee Sarah, I couldn't sit through Pulp Fiction the first time...made me nuts and craving real bad, I had to get up and leave. Big Screen again. Somethings one ought not watch on the Big Screen.

no i have not seen call me i don't think i've heard of it and what do you mean 'you knew it'- besides that i already told you

Navy Seals. But hey, the movie was so freakin boring - who wouldnt.

Tom Cruise Sucked in that movie.

my wife and i needed 3 attempts to get through Henry and June, and the Pillow Book as well. They weree JUST THAT GOOD!

does this have to be at a movie theater? because I would never get involved in any kind of sexual activity at a movie. that's just crazy. I don't even like to Look at the person I'm with when I'm in a theater. total focus on the screen. ZombGee.

Gee doesn't have sex. Gee is too cute.

henry and june and the pillow book were boring. so was rashomon.

i couldnt disagree with you more.

never in a movie theatre, but in front of the telly, well....

I don't know, I bet Gee would make any kind of sex cute. Even bondage. I have been kept under her bed for the last several weeks, you know.

I want to say something witty, but I'm too busy basking in the recognition of my cutness. ps, sorry about the noise, sem.

i hnung out with my neighbors from Toronto last night. They were doing laundry and noticved this suspiscious cat hiding in the bushes by this one girls apartment. He came and got me, we searched the grounds, saw this guy again. I made eye contact with him intently. Anyway, they invited us in for a drink, after we went and notifyed all the neighbors about this guy. Especially "Freddy Boom Boom Washington" if you recall him from that tv show....well, he's god damn big so naturally we wanted him on our team. ANYWAY, were having drinks with our Canadian neighbors....and I thought of all my Canadian sorabji pals...

Wait...Was Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington one of the neighbors, or the guy in the bushes?

neighbor...the fucker is huge, he couldn't hide in the bushes. the guy we saw hiding in the bushes was a typical 11 o clock news looking guy, jean jacket, caucasion, looked sexually frustrated, gray hair

How can you look sexually frustrated? Are you running around stroking your cock or what????

dude, use your imagination. and if cock stroking is what comes to mind.....one of my eyebrows goes wayyyy up mister trace.

Then it was Bill Bonds for sure in the bushes. (in joke for Detroit ex-pats around here) Is the neighbor actually Freddy Boom Boom Washington, or does he just look like him?

no, its the actor, he lives in my bldg. http://us.imdb.com/Name?Hilton-Jacobs,+Lawrence

Well, what else would you be doing, if you were that frustrated.

well trace....if i gotta spell it....it was obviously an exagerration and gernealization my part. the guy was hiding in the bushes directly outside of this single yong girls bedroom window. he had a jean jhacket on, grey hair...he looked like he'd be the type to make the 11o clock news....i was just talking shit....i don't really know what a sexually frustrated man looks like per se, but next time im all wound up and the wife is in god damn japan, i'll take a picture wait...i have....here is *nonthreatening* sexually frustrated man http://members.nerve.com/waffleboy/files/pathustle.jpg

how did we get from talking about how cute I am to Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington?

Anbody see the 3rd Man last night on AMC? I love that movie, and I especially love the score -- Anton Karas' zither music. The beginning sequence where the strings are vibrating is brilliant.

i just took a massive, soft, nasty shit. my diet must be all thrown off. oh, and gee is so cute when she's frustrated!

fucking christ man!!!!! a girlfriend yesterday told me about how she "has been shitting massive white logs" and her arm pits "smell like metal" . she then went on to say she hated western medicine. i fell out of my chair in convulsions when this attractive friend of ours told me this

This dude at work whom I particularly dislike always takes the WSJ and a box of baby wipes into the men's room with him. One time I asked him, "Dude, what's with the baby wipes?" And he told, "Man, I take some really greasy shits." Don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the answer, I guess. After hearing that, I really started particularly disliking him.

I once got laid while watching Evil Dead. Not Evil Dead II, mind you. The first one. It was awful (the movie, that is. well, the sex wasn't great either...). I had gotten all excited to watch it since I'd already seen Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness, but then when it sucked, we decided we may as well take advantage of the fact that we were lying on a futon with blankets in a secluded room. This was in highschool with my now ex-boyfriend who was horny as all hell and couldn't keep his hands off of me. During this particular episode, his parents were downstairs watching tv. They came upstairs, and we had to frantically reclothe ourselves. It was interesting...

On another note, I also used to work at a drive-in movie theater while my station wagon was still in working condition. I can't count how many times I used the excuse of "There was a double feature; I had to stay late" when my mom asked why I came home so late. I mean, the setup was perfect. Completely dark, my station wagon parked as far back from the lights and screen as possible, my boyfriend waiting with blankets and pillows... *sigh* those were the good ole days...

Shit... And I drove a VW Bug, and was going out with a 6'4" redhead... Didn't leave for much room for that kind of thing... Not that we didn't try mind you.

6'4" red head? whoa!

Yeah I know... Lost my virginity to that girl.

Get over here you.

Heh heh heh... Hey we all can't be lucky... And aparently that was where my luck ran out until Marcy came along... But then again, my luck with Marcy ran out too... Makes one feel like a loser.

it happens. i just thought of something. if you're dating someone and you need to reach them to say something important and and they don't return your calls, make one last call and make sure the answering machine/voice mail gets it. "hi _____. i guess this is a really bad time for you... i'm not going to call again. you have my number if you want to chat..." works like a charm! course the next time i saw him he dumped me. damn boy. i didn't say it would be pleasant. it seems as though so many sorabjites (or former sorabjites, as in zeph) are breaking up w/their significant others lately. fuck that.

Unfourtunatly I wish I had that option... No I was the dumped... But thats life eh'.