Sunday, June 17th 11pm: (for this phone performance, the role of sig.other will be played by P.) P- ....so Gerry came by last night for an hour or so... Me- oh yeah? how’s she doing? (Gerry= mutual friend.) P- well, ah, she went to an orgy last week. Me- whaaaa? P- yeah. she told me everything. Shit i didn’t even want to know. Me- ...dang. P- tell me you’re not surprised. (Sadly, outside of being a fine person, Gerry is also quite insane. Heavily medicated since childhood to combat it. She has some intense experiences, both good and bad, and doesn’t care who she tells, and doesn’t care what anyone thinks, which is why we love her.) Me-....no.....so was it jus in a field or what? P- this married couple has it at their house. There were big bowls of condoms everywhere, Ger said. Me- hmmm..... P- she said it was weird to get grouped by 5 guys at once, but you get used to it. (long pause) Me- .................you know, now that i’ve fought off the images of 40 ugly naked men doing a dear friend, i’m only left with technical concerns. P- such as? Me- well, carpeting must be a bitch to clean after something like that. Imagine the smell. P- you are fucked, and i love you. Me- fuck man, it’s her weekend. Steam cleaner rentals are expensive.

ever have a stretch of a few days where you feel like you've been to an orgy, but you've only been with one person?

uh, one _other_ person. ... it's not cheating because it's your dog. get it? it's _your_ dog.

act II so it turns out that said event occurs regularly, every three months to be exact, ("that's IT??") and Ger was nice enough to put in a good word for us or something, and a friendly invitation was extended to the both of us. Let the one-note piano music begin. Ladies and gentlemen, i have just been invited to an orgy. we politely declined. Like Nate said, sometimes that level of psychotic lust can occur between a mere 2 people, and how sweet it is. in 10 years i'm going to read this post and kill myself.

id be more worried that my ass looked fat.

for not going to the orgy, right?

yes nate, for not going. yes patrick, that too ;) although it would be interesting just to watch, but even then, might get boring, like so much porn. I'm freaky about germs and body fluids. Let's get really frank here- spunk i have no problem at all with, but god help you if you spit too much when you kiss me. Urine, puke, ejaculate, i can handle these things with little or no revulsion. Saliva and sweat, now that's just dirty. so i'm sitting here at the ever-invigorating cubicle job, pondering whether or not i'm really 'an orgy kind of person'. I hope all of you have this experience some day, because it sure makes your tea taste dull, and any plans you had for the evening seem nursing home lame. I just hope the rest of the week is like this.

you should totally go...if not jsut to observe, at least say you've been. of course if we got invited...we'd probably decline too. those types of things...mutiple partner sex deviance that is....they can't be planned, they jsut have to happen.

I wouldn't be able to stop from giggling. That's a real turn on to women.

I've been invited to an orgy via icq. Apparently this group of people in chch hire out a suite at one of the hotels and fuck like monkeys for the night. YOu have to contribute to the room tho.

because it's YOUR dog.

my dog has fur-lined restraints. oh boy!

Whisper, have you ever had a REALY good pash? because i always get good comments from my kisses but they always involve tongue massaging and caressing..... just wondered?