(for this phone performance, the role of sig.other will be played by P.) P- ....so Gerry came by last night for an hour or so... Me- oh yeah? how�s she doing? (Gerry= mutual friend.) P- well, ah, she went to an orgy last week. Me- whaaaa? P- yeah. she told me everything. Shit i didn�t even want to know. Me- ...dang. P- tell me you�re not surprised. (Sadly, outside of being a fine person, Gerry is also quite insane. Heavily medicated since childhood to combat it. She has some intense experiences, both good and bad, and doesn�t care who she tells, and doesn�t care what anyone thinks, which is why we love her.) Me-....no.....so was it jus in a field or what? P- this married couple has it at their house. There were big bowls of condoms everywhere, Ger said. Me- hmmm..... P- she said it was weird to get grouped by 5 guys at once, but you get used to it. (long pause) Me- .................you know, now that i�ve fought off the images of 40 ugly naked men doing a dear friend, i�m only left with technical concerns. P- such as? Me- well, carpeting must be a bitch to clean after something like that. Imagine the smell. P- you are fucked, and i love you. Me- fuck man, it�s her weekend. Steam cleaner rentals are expensive. |
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... it's not cheating because it's your dog. get it? it's _your_ dog. |
so it turns out that said event occurs regularly, every three months to be exact, ("that's IT??") and Ger was nice enough to put in a good word for us or something, and a friendly invitation was extended to the both of us. Let the one-note piano music begin. Ladies and gentlemen, i have just been invited to an orgy. we politely declined. Like Nate said, sometimes that level of psychotic lust can occur between a mere 2 people, and how sweet it is. in 10 years i'm going to read this post and kill myself. |
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yes patrick, that too ;) although it would be interesting just to watch, but even then, might get boring, like so much porn. I'm freaky about germs and body fluids. Let's get really frank here- spunk i have no problem at all with, but god help you if you spit too much when you kiss me. Urine, puke, ejaculate, i can handle these things with little or no revulsion. Saliva and sweat, now that's just dirty. so i'm sitting here at the ever-invigorating cubicle job, pondering whether or not i'm really 'an orgy kind of person'. I hope all of you have this experience some day, because it sure makes your tea taste dull, and any plans you had for the evening seem nursing home lame. I just hope the rest of the week is like this. |
of course if we got invited...we'd probably decline too. those types of things...mutiple partner sex deviance that is....they can't be planned, they jsut have to happen. |
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Whisper, have you ever had a REALY good pash?
because i always get good comments from my kisses but they always involve tongue massaging and caressing.....
just wondered?