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Its always prudent to read the warnings first,to avoid any mishaps,as management will not be held liable for any misused item. Taking hand as stated above,gently encompass the part wanting pleasure,grasp firmly,but not to tight,untill you have a good seal. At this time,you may begin with your new sex toy,as its assembly is complete. There are many techniques recomended,but we suggest you start on the first level,until you are familiar with your new toy. Its is recommened to start with slow rhymthic strokes,and gradually work your way up to a higher level. BUT AT NO TIME SHOULD THE STROKING EXCEED 920 SPM.[strokes per minuet]Serious injury could ensue. There have been a few reported cases of dismembered members. We hope you enjoy your new toy,and will think of us when you need another. |
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Although perhaps it is most common for masturbation of this kind to be done lying on one's back, other positions are also fairly common. Many men masturbate standing up, and this is convenient in the shower where cleaning up is easier and which may be the only place providing sufficient privacy or fo quickies in public restrooms or other places when disrobing might be inconvenient or arouse suspicion. Standing positions may make it easier to thrust the pelvis and involve the whole body in the act. Sitting positions are also common. Not so common are anumber of face down positions, in which the man supports himself on his knees and shoulders or knees and one elbow. Kneeling and crouching positions are also used by some. While male masturbation tends to be very much focused on the penis, many men include secondary stimulation of other parts of the body with their free hand. The other parts most often included are the nipples, chest in general, belly, testicles, anus, and thighs. Not Quite So Reliable The same as above, but using your non-dominant hand. ( However, a lot of left-handed guys do prefer their right hands. Lefties make a lot of adjustments to a right-handed world, and many learned to masturbate right-handed, perhaps by the example of others.) The Rubdown This is simply placing the penis on or against something and then rubbing the penis against it until orgasm. The simplest is to simply roll over on your stomach and rub your penis on the mattress. Variations include placing it between a pillow and mattress, between two pillows, in a pile of clothes, in the crevice between the sofa frame and cushions, between the mattress and box springs, and similar places. This may be too rough for many men, and sometime lubricated plastic baggies, or condoms, or both are used to cover the penis. Most of these techniques have the advantages, if they work at all, of allow the male to thrust and of leaving the hands free. The Waterfall Women use this method often with good results. Place yourself so that your penis is sprayed by water from the tub faucet, the shower nozzle (particularly if you have the detachable kind), a garden hose, or other device. The spray may provide the sensations necessary for orgasm. Needle fine sprays may be uncomfortable or numbing after a while. Try various adjustments. The Belly-scratch Lay on your back in comfortable position. Lube up your penis (I have no idea how good this method is without lube) and lay it back against your stomach. Curl your fingers lightly around the top half of the shaft and stroke the length of the penis. Don't encircle the penis with your hand--just rub the top half with your fingers and let the lower half rub against your belly. Autofellatio WARNING: This is not possible for everyone, and you can injure yourself trying to do it. This is the ability of perform fellatio (oral sex) on your own penis. Most men are unable to do it, but many try and there are a lot of people who claim to have done it to some extent as well as a few porn stars whose main claim to fame is they can do it. You can be in really good shape and have a really long penis and still not be able to do this if your proportions are not right for it. If you aren't in good shape, you best not try it until you have learned some yoga or gymnastics. Slender, limber, long-waisted types seem to be more successful at it than compactly built muscular types. The most common method is to lay on a bed with your head close to a wall. Swing your feet up over your head and against the wall, as if you were doing a backwards somersault. Then start walking your feet down the wall until you can either take the penis into your mouth or you simply can't bend any further. A few guys can achieve the same result simply by bending over, grabbing the back of their thighs, and pulling. Porn star Scott O'Hara has a famous picture of him doing it in this position, sitting on a bar stool. If you are trained in yoga or gymnastics, you probably can find some other positions that will work, if any of them will work for you. Most people who report success with this state that it took them some time and practice to do it, and that they were able to do it over a period of time (like several weeks). Try some stretching exercises to limber up as well. Hardly anyone who can get some of his own penis in his mouth can really blow himself. Usually no more than an inch or so of the penis gets in and there simply is not anything left for motion of the in-and-out kind. No doubt someone who was very quick on the trigger or very excited about the whole thing could get off to it, but it is not giving yourself a blow job and it is really very painful for many of the guys who can do it to maintain the position very long. A few guys who can do this, do it just for show. Others make it an occasional *part* of masturbation. Apparently that last little strain to get any of it in is especially painful for some people if they try to maintain it for a long time, but the somewhat more relaxed position of just getting it somewhere near the face is easier on many guys. In this position it is possible to masturbate and ejaculate over the mouth, and some men like to do this. (Semen can sting if it gets in the eyes.) The Squeeze This method is very painful for some men. If it hurts, don't do it. Some men can get their erect penises between their thighs and can get off by jiggling or squeezing their thighs around their penises. Other men find it extremely painful to try to push their erections much lower than perpendicular to the body. Some find it easier to do this in a face down or a sitting position. A major consideration for anyone attempting this technique is to be sure to get the testicles out of harm's way. A generally less painful, although not universally satisfactory method, is to insert the penis between well greased forearms. This is possible in a sitting or half sitting up position or in a face down position. At times I really wish I did have a pecker be sooo much fun!!! |
Enjoy!!!!!!! |
I need to point out that at least for me, sex is more gratifying then masturbation. Masturbation is like Chinese food, you have some and then half an hour later you need more. Sex can satisfy some people for years, others for a day others for weeks... Who knows how long it could be for you. |
We just have to draw limits somewhere. Desecrating snack foods is distasteful enough,but then,to have the unmitigating audacity to move on to items in the junk drawer,well,this just crosses that line. Where have all the moral masturbaters gone? |
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All this nonsense about food and adhesive products is just scary. |
I just felt like rambling. And as for masturbating goes I enjoy my fingers and my B.O.B. and so you dont mistaken that for some kind of food it refers to my Battery Operated Boyfriend |
and women must sit on the spin cycles and horse's too? dang. |
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untill i get the money for massive enlargements, i will just have to put up with getting it from lots of women. Oh well, what a pitty.... oh, and i wack friequently, helps me go to sleep (probably a bad habbit to get into that one) |
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but Squeeze wont be like a pump Trust me ive tried it |
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Check out this/these haiku: "Pennies in a stream Falling leaves a sycamore Moonlight in Vermont Gentle finger waves Ski trails down a mountain side Snowlight in Vermont Evening summer breeze Sweet warblings of the meadowlark Moonlight in Vermont" Alright, so the last one aint' quite right, but pretty cool huh? Beats rudding stuff. |
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i dont know if its unhealthy for me to of done this help! |
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masturbation just don't use glazed ones or the glazing can get stuck up your penis (ouch). My personal favorite is a crueller just because of the feeling. |
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Or i simply have a long shag with my girlfriend. (This is of course the prefered choice, but either way will do). |
Or i simply have a long shag with my girlfriend. (This is of course the prefered choice, but either way will do). |
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mike. |
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-2 or 3 socks -one soup can /tin -rubber glove or trashbag -rubber bands Open both ends of the can. Put 2 or 3 socks inside one another. Put the socks inside the can. Pull the opening of the socks around the end of the can about half way down the side. Use a rubberband to hold them in place. Cut the toe end off of the socks. Pull them around the can. Use rubber band to hold them in place. Run a rubber glove or trashbag through the socks. Put the ends under the rubber bands that are holding the socks in place. Use some lube and have fun! My girlfriend read me that info out of a book on homemade S&M toys. It is a rather pleasent alternitive to hand stimulation. Enjoy! |
All you need is some bubblewrap and 2 condoms. Roll up the bubblewrap to the thickness youd like. Roll a condom over it. Roll a 2nd condom over that. It's that simple and it works quite well for vaginal or anal penetration. Enjoy! |
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This does not seem to be a good thing for many of you. |
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you have two fucking hands! god made them to manipulate your peter with. one is your wife, the other is your mistress. you'll never be without an interesting partner. not to mention, you never have to worry about explaining the hair gel filled ziplock bag that your friend just found stuffed under your couch. the worst thing anyone will find with god's method for solo stimulation is your mop up rag. and, clearly, that's no big deal. you just say "dude, that's my mop up rag." who doesn't have a mop up rag? i have a mop up rag that's ten years old. it is uniformly come stained. do you know how many loads i've snuffled into that thing? i guessing roughly 1.095 trilion spermatozoa. that's like a hundred and fifty spermatozoa for every man, woman, and child on earth. so if someone picks up my mop up rag, they're going to drop it right quick. once they realize what they're dealing with, anyway. but if someone finds some contraption consisting of a lubed up ziplock full of hair gel deep within a belted pillow, they're going to look at me funny. there is no explaining that. why not just squirt the hair gel in your hand and whistle dixie? there ain't nothing like the smell of depp and jizz. like fresh cut grass and the eighties. jerking off to the like a virgin video while your parents are watching tv in the other room. with your god given hands, for chrissakes! |
Now I need a new keyboard. |
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the glove in it fill it wit lotion and fuck the thing |
in a shower and i turn on the hot water and put some on my plastic tile wall and rub my shit on the wall it feels good but ya wont jizz unless you do it for an hour |
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