what are some male home made toys?...

Your ass?

Your hand.

your cat?

melons

MELONS DONT WORK. PUMPKINS GIVE BETTER FRICTION. TRICK OR TREEEEAT?

we gotta bring the boy back. he's loosing his edge.

When you think that Nate has lost his edge, it's really when he's most on top of his game. LS

But is he on top of his pumpkin?

heh Czarina. I read somewhere (I can find the link if you're um keen) about some method of rolling up a towel around some clingwrap and filling it with baby oil to make your very own "vagina" that you can just wear around the house. That would be a fun way to open the door to Mormons.

I think that was one of Martha Stewarts tips that you read,Cat.

How about newel posts?

that wasn't me.

Nate is a true pumpkin rodeo master. At least, that's the impression I get. LS

pics?

Get on the floor (like if you gonna sleep, but your head should be up), and start masturbing yourself (with your hand) while you watch a hot erotic movie.

GET A COMDOM AND A EMPTY BOG ROLL TUBE PUT THE COMDOM INSIDE IT AND FOLD THE COMDOM RIM AROUND THE TOP AND THEN LOOOOOB UP FOR FUN IT FUCKING WORKS TRY IT U WILL BE HAPPY

....bog roll? Would you willingly stick something in you called a *bog roll*

I think he sticks himself into it.

I believe he may mean a toilet paper roll tube. "Bog" is English slang for the toilet.