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By 69 on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 03:45 am:

    what are some male home made toys?...


By Antigone on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 04:21 am:

    Your ass?


By Czarina on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 10:05 am:

    Your hand.


By dave. on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 10:26 am:

    your cat?


By J on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 11:26 am:

    melons


By Nate on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 11:31 am:

    MELONS DONT WORK.

    PUMPKINS GIVE BETTER FRICTION.

    TRICK OR TREEEEAT?


By patrick on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 11:52 am:

    we gotta bring the boy back. he's loosing his edge.


By LoneStranger on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 03:09 pm:

    When you think that Nate has lost his edge, it's really when he's most on top of his game.

    LS


By Czarina on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 03:36 pm:

    But is he on top of his pumpkin?


By Cat on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 03:53 pm:

    heh Czarina.

    I read somewhere (I can find the link if you're um keen) about some method of rolling up a towel around some clingwrap and filling it with baby oil to make your very own "vagina" that you can just wear around the house.

    That would be a fun way to open the door to Mormons.


By Czarina on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 03:58 pm:

    I think that was one of Martha Stewarts tips that you read,Cat.


By semillama on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 06:25 pm:

    How about newel posts?


By Nate on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 05:16 am:

    that wasn't me.


By LoneStranger on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 02:10 pm:

    Nate is a true pumpkin rodeo master.

    At least, that's the impression I get.

    LS


By Czarina on Wednesday, December 5, 2001 - 04:01 pm:

    pics?


By MovingHands on Thursday, February 21, 2002 - 01:49 am:

    Get on the floor (like if you gonna sleep, but your head should be up), and start masturbing yourself (with your hand) while you watch a hot erotic movie.


By PUSSY MAKER 69 on Wednesday, May 24, 2006 - 02:22 pm:

    GET A COMDOM AND A EMPTY BOG ROLL TUBE PUT THE COMDOM INSIDE IT AND FOLD THE COMDOM RIM AROUND THE TOP AND THEN LOOOOOB UP FOR FUN

    IT FUCKING WORKS TRY IT U WILL BE HAPPY


By wisper on Thursday, May 25, 2006 - 12:30 am:

    ....bog roll?
    Would you willingly stick something in you called a *bog roll*


By TBone on Thursday, May 25, 2006 - 10:39 am:

    I think he sticks himself into it.


By semillama on Thursday, May 25, 2006 - 01:49 pm:

    I believe he may mean a toilet paper roll tube. "Bog" is English slang for the toilet.


By Czarina on Wednesday, May 31, 2006 - 11:18 am:

    We recycle at my house.

    Save a tree, my man.


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