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By eri on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 06:21 pm:

    O.K. maybe sex is a little extreme, but I know there have got to be some sickos out there beating off to what was just on ABC Family channel.

    Oh my God. So my girls like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson. Since nothing is on television, I decided to put on their new show for the girls to watch.

    Opening scene, the twins are watching a movie that they describe (their version of Coyote Ugly) and decide to skip straight to the dancing part. So here are the Olson twins in pajamas dancing seductively on the coffee table. Then they decide that they want to slide like the girls dancing on the bar but they need momentum, so they get out the chocolate syrup and whipped cream and start sliding all over in it covering each other in whipped cream and chocolate syrup. All I could think was, some perverts dream come true.

    To top it off, there is supposed to be a cat fight between Mary-Kate and some other girl.

    Ugh.


By patrick on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 06:45 pm:

    where else would girls learn such tricks?
    SOMEBODY has to teach them to make the sexual best of whats in the refrigerator.


By Dougie on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 06:46 pm:

    Yeah, I nailed Mary-Kate between the eyes from 8 feet away while I was on the sofa. Thank god for Windex!


By semillama on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 07:10 pm:

    ETA Hustler Magazine: 3 years


By patrick on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 07:13 pm:

    naw......they have to do the pop albums and Baywatch first....fail miserably, then do a Playboy issues 5 years after that to spur an otherwise stagnant career.

    I give it 7 years.


By eri on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 08:00 pm:

    I disagree. They don't have the boobs for Baywatch. They are built just like me in that aspect. They have already tried the pop albums. My daughter even has one of their crappy CD's. At least they stopped trying to sing for now.

    They are 16 now. I give them 2 years before they do a nude spread somewhere, 3 years max.

    Watch me be bitching in a few years that they are even worse than Britney Spears when it comes to barely legals baring too much.

    Boy, am I getting old or what?!?!?!?!


By Cat on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 01:05 am:

    There's a site that counts down the days until the Olsen twins are "legal".


By LoneStranger on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 07:08 pm:

    I have said since they did their lost around the block movie that they would be in porno.

    Lesbian porn.

    With each other.

    And I'd buy it too.

    LS


By eri on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 07:35 pm:

    Lost around the block movie? Which one was that? Are you thinking of the one they did when they were 5 and "ran away" and got lost on the way to "Grandma's house"? Just trying to figure out which one it is.

    After they coyote ugly scene I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up doing lesbian porno scenes together.

    Fraid I wouldn't buy it, though.


By LoneStranger on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 08:01 pm:

    You'd rent it.

    You know it.

    I know it.

    Might as well let everyone else know it.

    LS


By eri on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 09:36 pm:

    I wouldn't rent it, but my luck would be that my kids would be old enough to rent movies and not realize what it was and I would walk in to find my kids watching some Mary-Kate and Ashley lesbian porno. What would I say? Well at least you two don't have any lesbian action going on in here?!?!?!


By dave. on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 10:43 pm:

    i wish i were an incestuous teenage lesbian with a fine twin sister.


By spunky on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 09:20 am:

    ERI!!!


By eri on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 09:32 am:

    Oh, come on honey. You know if it has Mary-Kate and Ashley that the girls are going to try to watch it, not knowing what it is. What would you say?

    Do you deny that you think the Olson twins will be in porno?


By Midana on Sunday, September 28, 2003 - 03:27 am:

    why you all so sicko! least i had to buy their underwear for a dollar! lol


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By SxyKev on Saturday, March 6, 2004 - 10:57 pm:

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By moonit on Monday, March 8, 2004 - 02:05 pm:

    I see someone left the monkey cage open again.