On a soccerfield in the middle of the city.

Well this girl took me to do it in the gardens of Notre Dame but the gates were locked so then she took me to the cafe on the corner and we did the last tango in the toilet.

In the sleeper of a female truck driver's 18 wheeler then later in a truckstop shower stall I dated a girl who liked doing it in the graveyard. I thouht that was a littel freaky but uhh lala did it get her wet! In a closet at the hospital with a complete stranger. and all the other boring "BORRRING" places beaches, movies, concerts, swimming pools............

OK, here goes.... In a school classroom In the school Gym In a library In her parents's back room (while they were in the kitchen) On the stairs (Where my mom caught me!) In several cars In the sea (the Mediterranian, the North Sea, the Atlantic & The Irish Sea - V.COLD) On two beaches In a tent & a caravan In the Saraha Desert On a volcano In a car park In a moving car In a tree At work (in a conference room & in the restroom) In Nurses' accomodation at a hospital In a hospital ward (with a nurse) In a football stadium (empty) In a swimming pool (After it had shut) In a few bathrooms In the loft of her parents house In the girls dorm at college In a fountain In a Rolls Royce (Her grandfathers) In a hotel kitchen On a boat (the deck of a liner) On a boat (her fathers) In a castle and in the back of a taxi cab That just about wraps it up.

beat this: in the principles office on top of your dads back on a tap on top of an umbrella with kenny(YOU BASTARD!) on a pony on a podium on a leg of a chair on top of a computer(SHIT THAT WAS SMALL) in a cool room(SHIT THAT WAS COLD) on top of the heater (SHIT THAT WAS HOT) on a walnut tree on a key board in the opera while singing in the orchestra(ohh ohh stop it LA LA laaaaalaaaaaaaaaalll!!!!0 on the washing line in a paper bag at mcdonalds on a projecter on a eiffle tower at the dentist seven years in tibet titanic(oh stop it JACK STOP it were sinking, GET OVER IT ROSE!!!) on top of the train at the gym on the tredmill and there's plenty more

In Showcase Maumee theater # 17, last row, very top, middle. ' A Night at the Roxbury!' Midday matinee, noone else showed up. TIME FOR A NOONER!!!! GOT FREAKY!!!!!

Rest stop 421 on I35 TX Hat Loft/Light Booth of RHS Theater Middle School Parking lot College Dorm Room The Dunes in White Sands NM Under water Sister's bed, (she wasn't home) Backstage during Performance Parent's Bed (not home either) Motel 6 Stacy's Futon

That's not me, but I have been to White Sands NM!

On a Greyhound bus while everyone else was sleeping. In a Laundr-o-mat. In the shower. On the floor. On the Kitchen table. On a washing machine. On a Dryer. In the pool. In the car. In a tent. In the woods. In the hospital. In a public bathroom. In the same bed as my father. In front of my mother. In front of my cousin. In jail. In prison. (Hell, you name it.)

Stop it Richard, you're skeerin' me.

Was that YOU, in the men's room Richard? *eg*

I want to know if this is Richard Gere or Richard Simmons were talking about here. There is a difference you know.

Richard, this is a message board, NOT a confessional.......okay, maybe it is........... Maybe he's former Chicago mayor Richard Daily, or perhaps Little Richard !! OOOOOOOOh ! What if it is my UNCLE RICHARD !!! Naaaaaaaah...I think it's Little Richard........Wop-bop-a-loo-bop-shoo-bop-bam-boom !!!!

My personal favourite was in the car doing about 90 km. I was straddled atop him while he drove!

in central park

by the payphone in a Recovery Home............ In the back seat of a car in a Body Shop....... Atop a picnic table in the middle of a park.... On a toilet........... In the bathroom at work......... etc....etc..etc..........................

I think the best details were left in those "etc....etc..etc..........'s" Me....... Let's have 'em. Fess up.

in my hand

Yeah Me. That's not fair. If you don't come clean with us were going to start posting what we think the "etc, etc." means. And you know how graphic some sorabjites can be.

Rooftop overlooking NYC skyline Side of Mountain in Deleware Water Gap Elevator between floors at work Back of a station wagon under Verazzano Bridge Backstage at the RITZ (NYC) Middle of Strip Mall Parking lot at +-3:30 AM In Tent during camping trip with people sleeping on or around us In motel with others In pool in US, Jamaica, Aruba In parks, Meadowlands racetrack, tenement basement At a party with my friend watching On a witches altar In a monastery basement In the Delaware River In a field under a full moon In a fountain in a sunken living room ( coke party ) In a ice cream parlor bathroom On a Harley, not driving In a car driving across the vermont state line (oops I forgot that BJ <> sex ala BC ) In a barn, in a cornfield, and in a hunter's tree stand So many more places to go alas I am now married and faithful.......

Go ahead.........Make my day !!!!! Maybe I'll tell you if you're right or wrong.........let's hear (or read) some of your Pete, Liam, & PJ....

In the bushes of a cemetary where a graveside service was happening less than 10 yards away? One of those air bouncy things kids jump in at fairs and carnivals? On a unicycle? There. That's my guess for "etc. etc. etc." Next?

Cool !!

In Arkansas at your kid's wedding; On a live internet broadcast over PJ's web site; In the little room off the Oval Office; I think you did it on a unicycle too; In a bathtub at the zoo; On your head, while eating ice cream; In the missionary position; On a diving board; In Minsk; At McDonalds while ordering an extremely Happy Meal; Get the picture? We want details Me!

Your imaginations are better than anything I have to offer-keep it up-I LOVE it !!

How did I miss that webcast on my own site??? I'm baffled. What "prize" did your happy meal COME with?

Me, you fool !!.........

oic

In a tent, in the Ozark mountains....... In a car, parked on a freeway ramp...... In an outlaw motorcycle gangs' hideout.. In the snow.......................... In a mud puddle.......................... On the hood of a car.................... Maybe more...............................

Maybe? MAYBE? Ok, well I might have performed a sexual act last night on a Kevin Anderson look-a-like on a VERY high up bed in Suburban Northern Virginia.

Okay-well, MAYBE I had sex last night w/ Billy C. in the oval office........hmmmmmmmm????...........

Well, no maybe's here. I did what I said, and he was quite yummy. SLURP!

Ok, so, I know the thread name is "anyplace but bed," but it wasn't a normal bed. I literally needed a stool to get onto it. So it was a freaky bed.

Oh, Jim, that is SO weird !!! Okay, so I didn't do anything, last night, except read "The Doctor; The Murder; The Mystery" By Barbara D'Amato.....about the Dr. John Branion murder case.......Also, watched my 15 yr. old daughter play Mario-Kart & Uni-racers.......Annoyed my cat....and made love to my inner-child......Does that make me a self-pedophile ??

LOL No Comment.

No Comment about your no comment..............

My father's floor A farmer's field in the middle of winter In the woods right off the highway In her best friend's bathroom In the car with her best friend driving (oral) On top of the MIT parking garage In a car in the town park In a car next to a sheep farm in the winter In a dorm lounge while on LSD On the beach at night In her parent's basement While driving (oral) With her bent over a trail marker in NC and some hikers approaching On my brother's apartment floor On top of a mountain in NH, in the open, in broad daylight In a Xerox room in MIT On a table, in an empty bar, after hours, where she worked In the shower: Just wet/with soap/covered in oil Tent in Rainier National Park In a cabin in MA & NH (with people sleeping nearby) In a hottub (tried anal) Anal, in her apartment

Wow. Impressive.

Here goes....... the Oval Office Lincoln's bedroom the intern's bathroom ...and the bathroom at McDonalds The walk-in cooler in the White House kitchen the rear lawn of the White House at midnight and many more... but I'm not telling

How droll.

While working as a concierge,(several different hotel rooms) In an old girlfriends bathroom with her and her best friend While being a heating and air service technician Tents Cars Woods In a small boat on a secluded lake in Wisconsin-(CAUGHT!) On my old bosses desk My ex-wifes' sister(s) Rooftops Roller coaster Sears Tower John Hancock Bldg Hollywood Beach bathroom CTA train Got blown by my ex-wife in some glass elevator outside a building in San Francisco In an ex-girlfriends bedroom With the ex-girlfriends mother In theatres In a crack house, (don't ask...) In a hot air balloon On a pool table, ("Yes Nadine, that was a pool cue!")

Tom, you insatiable beast. Remind me to stay away from you unless I want you having sex with all my girlfriends, sister(s), and mother.

Pipe Organ Blower Room at School The Running Track around my School Lake Underneath my bed

sex in an airport not experienced by me or my naive ("are you talking about clinton and lewinsky?" ha ha ha) american scientist friend who has a pierced penis and lives in paris and sent me this email today: you won't fucking believe what happened at cdg while waiting....went to the restroom and some guy comes in right after me and stops at the adjacent urinal and starts talking to me (in french) about how crazy the airport is and the whole time glancing downward in my direction. then asking me (in french still, though in this short time he has realised i don't speak french well) if i want him to suck my cock. of course at first i didn't quite understand the gist (i was thinking he was making some comment about clinton and americans cause some algerian kids in montrouge that found me amusing i guess had made similar comments about clinton and asking about american women in general). while i'm looking somewhat confused and say something like 'parlez-vous au sujet de clinton et lewensky?' he becomes quite forward about sticking his fingers in his mouth in an in-out motion and points at my groin and his mouth. one of those moments when i'm going when did i lose sight of my version of 'reality' and get here.uuhhh...au revoir i say and exit.

My boyfriend and i were getting hot and heavy one night in the basement of my parents house. We both decided that we had to have sex.. right away. So, we got in my car, groping and feeling all the way down the streets. We came upon an elementary school. Both grinned evily at each other and decided this was the place. So, onto the playground equipment we go. It's just about snowing out, but we both wanted it really bad. So we strip halfway down, and get it on. Until a cop drives by and we quickly throw our clothes back on and head back to the car.

that is so funny. oh my god.

You gave him head in the car? Jeez. You shoulda done that to begin with. I mean, on a merry-go-round? That's creepy. Or ya should have just done it up against a tree. Been there, done that, got the bark burns to prove it. Heh.

oOo bark burns? Notty PJ. ;) wOOf!

I once threw up on my sister in the car. We had been to one of my dad's softball games. I had been on the merry-go-round. I got extremely dizzy. And, ooops! Sorry about that sis! And all over her library book too :-( So sex on a merry-go-round could be risky. Then again, maybe not. But getting bark burns? Sounds kinda kinky to me....heh.

Some of those lists are kinda long...can anyone say "slut"? Good! Now who knows how to spell STD? [bright-eyed & peppy look]

Carrie: *giggle* PetRock: Barkburns are kinky? How about airport runways. Hellloooooo? GeeGosh&Golly: is that the crowd that delivers flowers all around the world?

In the woods. At my best friends house doing his sister, while he was in the downstairs room.

We only want to share His love with you, Jim. [vacant stare]

Gee: hehehehehe

Jim: speaking of vicious rumours. I never said I did it ON the airport runway. I believe that what I said was that I did it on the grassy area of the APPROACH to the runway. So there. I still think you're a cruel, hurtful, slutty, bigfooted short-legged man. Well, ok....I'll take back the cruel and hurtful part.

Pete: Well thanks... but... runway, approach, runway, approach.... same difference. :-P

Not to the pilots. Thank god they didn't try and land on the approach to the runway or I wouldn't be here, now would I?

heh... yeah... you'd be PeatRock now.

or SplatMark.

In a glass outside elevator at the Warwick Hotel in Houston, Texas...and in the adjacent Mecom Fountain at 2:00 in the morning...

once i had sex in my bed! what an experience that was...

*pj faints dead* On the BED???

The same bed you sleep in? That's just sick. Don't shit where you eat

Do I have to give the "Comparing And Contrasting Shitting and Fucking" lecture again?

*Resisting a certain urge*

carrie ann mentioned woodland park in seattle. when I was a cub reporter at the college paper, I was assigned to cover crime in seattle's north precinct. so I was going through a stack of police reports and I came across one about how a student had been caught giving a uw professor head in his car in the parking lot of woodland park zoo. I decided that I no longer wanted to be a reporter when I got back to the newsroom and my editor told me to call the student and ask her what her relationship was to the guy she was blowing -- was she currently in his class, was he pressuring her into it, etc. some things should be private, or, at least, I should not be the one asking about them. (the editor called. the chick was a grad student, no longer in the guy's class. she said she didn't want his wife to know.)

Wow. I bet that was a blow to the editor.

hyuk hyuk hyuk

the editor was a woman and is still doing some sort of journalism somewhere, poor thing.

Damn. There goes my witicism.

Dorm bathroom Bathroom at my friends house the floor in my dorm room the couch in my dorm room the couch in his dorm room the floor in our friends bedroom (with our friend and his gf gettin it on in the futon right next to us) the bed with the same friends on bf's couch a unisex bathroom in the Pittsburgh Hilton !! (fun fun) a friend's car a dorm shower (and NO it was not on MY HALL it was his for all you digrumtled overreative immature shultz 2c'ers) computer chair oral sex on the train from NYC t New Haven (both ways) regular sex same place On a rocky outcropping jutting into the ocean. In a Saab in a bookstore parking lot. in an elementary school parking lot on a school bus (Very difficult with people there) In a church bathroom in a high school theatre. In an acting black box (All you thespians should know what this means.) in a dressing room between acts. in a dark room (photography) in a stairwell In a music practise room *This is a combined list of the two of us... not all of them together.... top half is mine... bottom half is his....( i must say he outdoes me muchly in the length and creativity of his list... however this shant be a problem much longer... **snicker**

"muchly"...? Didn't I invent that word?? darnit!!

in a window seat/booth at windows on the world; at a public auction while her mom, dad, sis and 75 other people were in the next room; lawn furniture @ home depot...while open during a snow storm

Gulf of Mexico

*In* the actual gulf, or like, in an airplane, in the gulf stream?

On a desk in the meeting room of my college dorm

beside a tree in front of the local tourist bureau

On the 16th green of Glen Abbey Golf Club in Oakville Ontario Canada

Marshal... with who?

So, now I find that this is where all of the women were when I was single!! god, I've missed so much.

grave yards beachs pool deck full of people a big rock meny pubic bath room a bus getting blown when i was driving out side back yard parking lot with people watching

In a bathtub full of Hormel brand chile. It kinda stung. But it was funny anyway.

With another marshal....her idea

In the walk-in fridge at a Golden Corral Steakhouse. That yellow stuff they squirt on garlic toast was involved.

I can,t help myself,I gotta ask how did you use that yellow stuff?

I can,t help myself,I gotta ask how did you use that yellow stuff?

Think of a very greasy, buttery flavored massage oil and I think you will get the picture. I never said it was a good idea, but we were 17.

i read that as 'butterfly flavored" ech.

I know what H is talking about. When I was working for Proctor and Gamble (insert satanic reference here) we used to market this stuff called "Whirl" which was basically a butter-flavored canola oil substance that had no saturated fat or cholesterol. It was sold in these huge, two gallon jugs like laundry detergent (which we also sold). It's like that yellow stuff they squirt on popcorn at the cinema. What I want to know is how long it took to wash that stuff off and did you break out? That's more grease than the human epidermis can tolerate! And how long did you two smell like garlic toast?

That's the stuff. No, nobody broke out or smelled like garlic toast but we were pretty greasy and it took a couple of days to clean off the seats in my car. I haven't been back to a Golden Corral since then - I am not even sure they are still in business. As for the girl - she got canned later that summer after she got caught blowing some guy in the bathroom.

Her parents must be really proud of her.

Damn. If I would have known Whirl could be used as a sexual lubricant, I could have probably saved my job at P&G. Imagine the marketing opportinities. . . H - Thanks for sharing that lovely vignette. I am sure it would have made a great "Wonder Years" episode. Hopefully you have moved up the sexual food chain from greased up 17 year olds . . . couldn't resist the pun.

Thanks for your concern. That was 14 years ago. I'm over it. I was over it as soon as I got my car washed. And thanks for making me out to have been some kind of deranged perv based upon one fucked-up adolescent encounter. Remember, I said WE were 17. I am not having a good day.

I wonder if someone needs to buy H a vowel?

Of all the posts in this freaked out thread, the one that gets the most attention is the comment about "yellow stuff". That's just funny.

Thanks, PJBoy. I needed that. Let's just forget yesterday ever happened. Cripes. OK - No more talk about yellow stuff on this thread. It can move to the thread about "what's your favorite king (sic) of cheese" Or elsewhere. I don't care. Have a nice day :)

H - Let me remind you who set whom up. You are the one who decided to disclose your experience on this thread and if you aren't prepared to handle the potential ridicule that can result, then I suggest you resist the temptation to post at all. If you're "not having a good day" and have to EXPLAIN that in your post, then maybe you shouldn't be posting ANYTHING until you're over it. Your apology, if that's what it is (I don't translate "let's forget yesterday ever happened" to "I'm sorry") is accepted. And I apologize for presuming that anyone who posts their recollections of past sexual experiences, especially those involving foodstuffs, has a thick enough skin to deal with the consequences. Damn

Let me get this straight. Therrien butts into a spirited yet courteous debate about weight - see More Chat Abt. Fat - and asks Margret "How big are your cans?" and less than 24 hours later has the audacity to lecture me on netiquette? Give me a break! Your "acceptance" of my apology is not exactly taken as sincere when it is accompanied by criticism of my efforts to backtrack from what I clearly admit was a temper tantrum. And in case you were too dense or were paying too much attention to Howard Stern (from where you stole "how big are your cans?" to understand, spontanaity is one of the elements that makes this site as interesting as it is, so occasional flareups will happen. And those readers/participants who truly give a shit will later retract or otherwise explain or just plain move on without having to actually say "I'm sorry." It's called reading between the lines. You should have picked it up in about Grade 5. And let me remind you of something -- you are the one who misread the post in the first place. To all other Sorabjiites - I am sorry for feeling the need to post this but I could not let Therrien's last message stand without a reply. This is the last you will hear from me on this subject.

Hallelujah! Better you should apologize for boring everyone on this site with your ranting. Nobody cares, including me. Goodbye p.s. - How big is your schlong?

did it in a lot of risky places as a teenager, but the riskiest was in a hockey rink in tulsa oklahoma while a fundamentalist preacher lectured to the thousands gathered about rebrobation. narrowly missed getting caught twice-- once in the locker room, then up in the bleachers. got brazen and fingerficked under a blanket while a woman stared at us. she wrote us a note that said, "god is gonna zap you!"

Insert favorite "high sticking" reference here . . . I have been to that hockey arena - home of the Tulsa Ice Oilers of the Central Hockey League. They used to have a coach - Garry Unger - who was a born-again Christian. Occasionally he would evangelize during TV interviews, especially after a big win. Then, for some strange reason, he was thrown out of the league and had to take a job in New Mexico. God Damn, I am a storehouse of absolutely worthless information.

Therrien, it needs to be said, and I'm just ratassed enough right now to jump into this pissing contest. You're the bore in this equation. Leave H alone, take a cold shower, and come back when you've got something of your own say, rather than lame criticism of others' posts.

I am for vicious and biting satire, as long as it is so clever even the victim has to giggle despite his/her abject humiliation. This is an artform. I am not quite up to snuff with this particular form, so I try to be nice. If you can't have style, fucking skip it. Markus rawks. H needs no defense, though, as his main generators seem to be intact, his deflector shields in full working order. My cans are huge, and the subject of their own thread. Not stripper huge, just grossly disproportionate to my sense of the aesthetic in secondary sexual charateristics on my meatmobile. I have never had sex anywhere unusual.

the most risky place i have ever had sex was in a radio station during a radio show which i was hosting. i played a really long song. later, others somehow found out about this and we were the source of much juicy gossip. i was eighteen. my cans are pretty small. i like to sleep on my belly, sometimes. i agree that therrien sucks, but has an interesting name, as well. i enjoy H's posts. likm'aid is much better than butter substitute as a sexual tool, no pun intended.

I have never had sex anywhere strange,but my mom walked in on me and my man going to it ,dog style no less.You would have thought she would have shut the door after first seeing us,but no she stood there in the doorway calling us sick.She called us depraved morons.I was so freaked out,we had trouble removing ourselves from each other.Now that was one time I could not think of a snappy come back.

Thanks Margret and Agatha! Although I do have to absorb blame for creating this monster first by losing my cool and then by perpetuating the bickering. Accordingly, in the interest of moving on I will withhold any commentary on Therrien's "farewell soliloquy" from "what are you doing." You two and Markus are right cool.

the correct response would be: "Oh god! oh yes! now call us perverted freaks mommy! oh yes! call us depraved morons again! OH GOD! OH YES! YES! OH MY GOD!!" and then start screaming your dads name over again and again while making references to an event that never took place: (assuming dad's name is Theo) "OH YES DADDY YES!! TOUCH ME LIKE IN THE SHOWER THEO!!! TOUCH ME IN THE WAY ONLY A DADDY CAN!!" then cum, collaspe on the bed, and just stare at your mom until she leaves.

Damn. I haven't laughed so hard at simple text since Mark's legendary 'penis story' from days of yore. ...and "meatmobile" is my new favorite word. Damn.

ROFL,that was too good,way better than anything I came up with after the shock wore off.But I did get my locks changed and mom no longer has a key.My nerves just can,t take it.

though this topic is a runaway freight train ...his is my input...... The most interesting......in grandma's rocker while she lie sleeping in the next room on xmas eve. It was one of those old slide rockers, it was really hot!! I highly recommend it. Her in the chair, boy on his knees......you can put the rest together.. Also, oral sex on the Hollywood freeway, in a pool and completely drunk outta our minds on the coffee table at a small party in front of friends who acted like they genuinely didn't notice.....or didn't care.....

agatha - what song?

it was either "inna gadda da vida" by iron butterfly, or a long remix of "how soon is now." i seem to remember playing both. please keep in mind that i was like nineteen. please.

I was going to ask if it was inna godda da vida. I like the details of stories. once in college a coworker told a story to me and another coworker about how "one time" when he was really nervous about a date, he drunk a bunch of his parents' liquor before she came to get him so they could go see a movie. he said he ended up getting drunk and acting really dumb and she didn't call him back. I assumed he was talking about a high school date, and I asked him what movie they went to see. he sort of stammered and then named a movie that was still in the theaters. we were all also still young, maybe 19, and he still lived with his folks. nice redhead kid, not a ladies' man. we laughed anyway. aww. I think he said "hunt for red october." an early '90s movie based on a some popular cold war thriller book.

Once while driving down a country road. She was all over me and I was driving and we both ended up naked and fucking it out right there. I eventually stopped of course.

Stopped fucking,or driving?

Under a highway overpass. In Central Park. (By the ice rink, on the rocks by Sheep's Meadow, in Strawberry Fields, under the Alice in Wonderland statue, other places... I just don't remember where.) Roof of a shorter highrise on the Upper West Side in Manhattan. At dawn. (Yum.) In a D.J.'s booth. On a cliff. In/on/around too many vehicles to name. On a passenger train. On a freight train. On a ferris wheel. Of course.. the park was closed. On the roof of my parent's house. In the woods. (No tent neccessary.) In the Pacific Ocean. In a sauna in Siberia. Behind the counter in a store. While it was open. (It was a slow day. You know...) Other, much more mundane places. Like the floor. And the kitchen. And the bathroom. And the livingroom. And the hall.

wanna have sex?

Where?

In a train, on a plane, in a boat, with a goat?

You had sex in the pacific ocean? Are you half fish?

No, just smell like it.

in my grandpappy's rockin chair, he lives in in Istanbul

I had a lavender velvet chair in our bedroom,I loved that chair,one weekend we never left our room,anything two people could do to each other,we did,but at one point my knee did go right through that chair,it actually broke the frame,my knee was all fucked up,it kinda blew the mood for me anyway.

over christmas holidays this past year, she and i decided on some "holiday spirit". In the guest room my grand father has this old slide rocking chair that he sits & reads the paper in every a.m.. Anyway, might i say that god damned chair provided the most god damned fun!!!!! It's height was just right accomodate us both (use your imagination so i can avoid spelling it out). This reminds me i need to hit the flea markets this weekend see if i can score one of those things.

A porn title like "married butt pirates," comes to mind for some reason.

explain Jim,

Well, I don't know a whole LOT about straight sex. But in rocking chair position, I would think it would almost have to be anal. But I could wrong.

anal it is!

In the lavender chair,it was just doggystyle,I loved that chair,have yet to find another one like it.

Jim it was more like a legs behind the ear type of thing, and I am a lanky ass mutha so standing on my knees, everything seems to fit just right

Speaking of Chairs!!!!! I have always regretted leaving a firm bean-baggy-like chair behind in a move. We still Fantasize about all the sweat that ran off that brown vinyl love machine. So far I have yet to find a chair with such action!!!!!!

australia: In the female toilets of the queen victoria building SYDNEY oral in several national parks in a public swimming pool where there was no one down our end but a group playing volleyball up the other in her little nieces bunk bed ( she of course was in the lounge room at the time) handjob in a VW while her 3 best friends (remember VW) had no idea what was happening under the blanket her brothers lounge room her dad walked in on us while she had her hand on my cock under the blanket - he talked to us for 5min national parks are good i've cum to that conclusion! also in the shower is good the weirdest one is me doing a handstand and her giving me oral but, unfortunately my arms aren't strong enough to finish the job the guy I work with wants to say his now: Here at work (at night of course) In the Bank ATM room While it was being used One of the largest buildings in the city of Sydney with a Barrister.

in Antartica... in an igloo ontop of the igloo on a snow mobile in a polar bear den WITH a polar bear with a polar bear on a snow mobile with an eskimo on a snow mobile with an eskimo on a snow mobile being chased by a polar bear with an eskimo in an igloo with a polar bar on our snow mobile doing wheelies

You little slut,a threeway with an eskimo and a polar bear,was it a male polar bear?If so,did he have a big Johnson?Was it good?

lets just say the bear made up for the eskimo's shortcomings

Got any pictures?

bears ate my camera

i leave you people alone for three days and come back to this. oh my. alright. if you really had sex on top of a box of grenades, im impressed beyond belief. in a resevoir over a balancing beam behind a qwik-e-mart (you figure it out) in a model airplane field in a hospital elevator on virginia beach by the edgar cayce building tied to a radiator on my ex-boyfriends parents couch while watching "edward scissorhands" uhhh chrimmeny. im not original. http://www.endless.org/~calliope

in an indoor movie theatre during jaws in a dressing room during the christmas shopping season in a sheet at the beach in the middle of the day in a hospital bed with someone watching tv in the next bed(she complained to the nurse about me) on the counter of the girls bathroom in a bar on a saturday nite on the hood of my car in a parking lot in daylight in my parents bathroom while they were in the kitchen (next room)

the backseat of a car while 2 of his friends were in the front seat on the stairs that go to the front door at pats house(his roommates were trying to leave) in an airplane(not in the bathroom) against the third story window of a hotel that overlooks the pool during the day while tourists were swimming next to a bonfire while my friend scott was watching

I love this exhibitionist stuff, Shari!!!

Damn, now I want to go have sex somewhere weird. Heh, hey john... feel like a fuck on the roof? ;)

hey! the roof thing is my deal! but anyways roof roof roof water tower pool in a tree in a tunnel on a bridge on a train

i forgot some: in the woods in the mud in a movie theatre bunk bed shower my backyard

I don't know if this can really hang with box of grenades, but: United States Post Office ABC

roof pool rooftop pool abandoned warehouse on top of Half Dome in Yosemite as a scout leader desperately tried to shield his scouts from us listening booth of a local music store by the side of the freeway while waiting for the tow truck in her little brother's room (too weird, never again) tree zoo after dark (monkeys picked up the scent and started to howl) w/green eggs and ham?

back seat of car being driven through town on Fri nite, airport landing strip(man those lights are bright!), top of a 20 foot pile of gravel, on friends floor(while friend getting it on next to me), swimming pool, ocean, river(wet is always fun!), roof, backyard, in the woods, in lots of cars, on a swing in the playground, on a slide in the playground, on the roundabout in a playground, on alot of playground equipment, on the beach, in a cave at the beach, on a boat in the ocean, on a train, on a bus, toilet in midair between Denver and New York, at the movies, a lot more places, but I'm getting sore fingers typing them all out!

fucking liar

so, been tested for HIV yet, Tarn?

Ew, or what about blood poisoning for her? Think of all the bacteria and little creatures floating around in that river.

I understand sex underwater is unsafe for a woman, due to the water being shoved up inside her. I'm not clear on the details.

I have heard it's alright.....it's relatively safe, however, dirty water will not do any one any good, man or woman. I have had sex in the bathtub and a pool and it was not a problem.....we could have been playing fire though. I do know never to blow air inside a girl, that can be deadly....not that i would ever think to do that.

It's worse when you use a compressor.

air and water - dangerous for the same reason. I'm still not clear on the details, but I think I'll go find out just so I'll know.

if water is dangerous inside, explain why products like massengile and summers eve are even on the shelf.....now i am curious.....

Right, water is not necessarily dangerous unless it's contaminated or, you know, some horrible person shoves a hose inside you and turns it on full blast. I don't want to think about that. Blowing air is dangerous because of the risk of developing an embolism.

My sister-in-law's sister came home one morning, to find her husband passed out on the floor, his penis snugly inserted into the hose of a shop-vac, [he was dead drunk]. My brother-in-law thought this was quite funny when he heard about it, and dressed the shop-vac up with a wig and a purse. The couple is now divorced.

embolism. that's what I heard you can get from water being shoved up your vagina so forcefully. I can't say 100% that it's true, just that that's what I heard on some sex show. also, I read a long long time ago that douch (sp) is actually bad for you. not because of an embolism but I think because of the chemicals.

douche Gee ...you have been listening to Sue Johanssen again.

the only chemicals in douche are vinegar and water i believe. maybe fragrance.....correct me if i am wrong but an embolism is when you get an air buble in your vains and it can cause a sort of deadly hiccup when it reaches your heart. Junkies who shoot up have the same concern if if they get an air bubble in the fix and in the vein... douche is a bad thing because it can offset your natural balance. you always have a certain amount of bacteria and your bodies chemistry can offset that causeing a yeast infection, or so i understand it...

I douche and I never had a yeast infection.But I seem to recall from God knows where that you could die from having air blown up your wussy.Sem pegged me, lost mucho brain cells.Some people love their motors a little more seriously than others."Girlfriends just don,t have that warm petrol smell",points out one autosexuality enthusiast on the auto-erotic mailing list.Autosexuality is not the same as getting off on shagging in cars-it,s getting off on shagging cars.It,s pretty big news in the USA,where big autos and long stretches of open road make the activity somewhat more glamorous than M25 road rage.Tail-pipe gators are advised to make 'condoms'out of Cool Mits cylinders and not to "fuck a car with the engine on".Otherwise the car will either stall or force the exhaust out...Painful.Dogging meanwhile,is an English term for a sport where people watch couples having sex in parked cars.The couple in the car perform for those who gather round their car,signifying the action by putting a red light inside the motor.There are specific parking areas that have become notorious for this activity.Other couples engage in oral sex or nudity on the motorway in order to attract the attention of passing truckers.

perhaps youir body chemistry has adjusted to it. I just know my wife have has talked about it before....saying how bad to douche can be, that we have to trust our own body chemcials to keep clean.....she even went off on a rant from her feminist college years about how douche was an an uneccesary thing created by men.....She felt if we start messing with that natural balance things can go wrong... i tend to agree....she has never had to douche.....personally. i don't want my girl to smell "april fresh" or like "spring violets"...i want my girl to smell like my girl.....there is nothing sexier and more appropriate i think.....

what's wrong with Sue? I like Sue.

Nothing wrong with Sue.......... I listen whenever I'm on the road at that time on Sunday night....like returning from the cottage.

I saw her at Zellers at Centerpoint one time. She was looking at underwear. Isn't that exciting?

She was doing research.

This Sue woman better not be trying to get money selling her used underwear or I,m gonna sue.

last night Sue mentioned that you get air bubbles from sex under water. SO THERE!

Does this mean Sue has been reading our posts? How did she know to talk about this? Or did you call her Gee?

she mentions it a lot. That and how to give oral sex to a guy are a couple of things she really seems to like talking about.

Well top this guys I had sex on a jet ski!

Where?

in the ocean on a beach in a spa pool on our back lawn on a comfy old yellow couch(lots until we broke it) up against same couch at her moms in a backcountry hut full of trampers shower,bath in the mountains(cold)

Yesterday I took her to this amazing spot at the top of little bear falls near Cooke City, MT. We picknicked right at the edge of the falls, across a valley from the highway. Then she got playful, seduced me and got us naked, and made love to me in full view of the cars 300 yards across the valley/canyon. She moves away to California in a week. Harumph.

We did it on the couch last night, and pictures of Montana were on the tv news.

It doesn't technically count--but I had a dream we did it on my desk at work. All these cards everywhere. Weird.

Various places in and around my girlfriend's house Various places in my house, including spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor. <10 years of celibacy> Umm.. that's about it.

So far, um...in beds. However, in two beds not my own, which is new for me. I suppose that's still beds though, so pay no attention.

Sem...you've never made love outdoors? Given that you work outdoors so much, I guess that would be kinda like doing it on the office desk?

i like doing it in other people's bathrooms. Sometimes at parties, sometimes not. Angry Sam has a great bathroom for fuckin, and they know us well enough to know when are doing it. He gives me the "christ i cant even get laid in my own house, i don't need you to sex up my bathroom"

um, in the shower on the floor bent over the couch in the woods at the lake in the sauna in a canoe in cars once on a rooftop in three different tents in a cave i forget...

I always get dumped before we make it past the bed...At this rate, I'll never make it past a bed! I count myself lucky to have actually made it to the part where you get into a bed. Keep in mind that for the vast majority of the female population, I am not sexually attractive. or not something enough, anyway. Damn, I knew I should have stayed away from this thread...

Sem, wasn't going to mention this for fear of freaking you out. But I was showing a gf this site at around the time you'd posted your web site. She was very taken with you judging by her exclamation - "I'd do him, what a cutie, is he single?". So while it may be from a distance of 7,000 miles, there's at least one sheila who thinks you're hot.

oh sem you're totally hot. plus you have a fuzzy belly. enough said

i don't have a fuzzy belly, but i got a decent happy trail..... actually for shaggin the same woman for 7 years, you would think we have been more adventurous...i suppose we have, in other ways........but for the most part, we like the damn bed. carpet burn sucks. counter tops, against walls, standingup are difficult as out heights are imbalanced......cars are kinda cramped being 6'3" and trying to get it on in japanese 2 door car...........need i say more? we have never really been camping and such, we tried the elevator thing in my apartment building (see height problem) and ended up actually getting the elevator stuck. the mile high club, well we rarely fly together. we did do it in grandpas rocker over xmas on year, that was pretty considering it was an antique slide rocker. i think we made out on the beach once or twice, actually slept on the beach but we were just dating. however i bet our first time beats anyone's first sex with a partner........as there were more than 2 pairs of shoes at the doorstep that day. oh wait we did do it in the pool at our old apartment building, which was in a courtyard type environment, which anyone and everyone could see.

I've done it in a teacher's office in a Catholic high school. Also in a swimming pool and on a patio. I've given/received handjobs in movie theatres, at a Sonic drive-in, in front of a large cross, on the beach, in a men's room, at a porn shop, on a balcony, in a dark alley in New Orleans and in the back of a tattoo parlor.

*sigh* I don't have sex. Mother says sex is dirty. *double sigh* Isolde lets me watch sometimes, though. (ooh, am I EVER gonna get slapped for that one...))

*SLAP* It's not my bloody fault your damn door doesn't lock and people keep walking in us! *SPUTTERS*

I hate that when it happens.

Anti...check your email. I would have emailed Isolde since she has usurped you as flirt partner, but alas (sigh) I don't have her email addy.

Forlorn! the very word is like a bell To toll me back from thee to my sole self! Adieu! the fancy cannot cheat so well As she is fam'd to do, deceiving elf. Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades Past the near meadows, over the still stream, Up the hill-side; and now 'tis buried deep In the next valley-glades: Was it a vision, or a waking dream? Fled is that music:--Do I wake or sleep? Cat, friend, I'm always open for flirting with almost everyone. I'm a big flirt slut. It's sad, but true. Ack. I checked the mail account in question to find that my personal info has been set as my ex-girlfriend's mother, probably since May. grumble.

VAGINA

Well the most daring places would have to be in the doctors office janitors closet bank valt kitchen local swimming pool in the lake 747 cop car jail high school lunch tables high school gym high school girl locker room boys locker room um english class metal shop class my desk at work hood of my truck in the back seet of my 66 chevele tight girl friends parents kitchen table then later that night we had dinner on it court house bathrooms court house jury room judges courters on a train on a bus in the woods (watch out for poisen ivy) Strawberry lake in a national park in a water fall um i think thats all but not sure my girl friend says i have the most active dick in the world

More like the most active imagination in the world, gusty!

in my ass

I havn't had sex alot and its only been with one guy. (i'm only 15) but i've had sex: *On a bed *Standing against the wall, while he lifted me up on him *In his car *on a picnic table at a park (in the dark) *On his sisters bed and....this ones the best guys! *on a TRAMPOLINE!! ya gotta try that one!!*

I damn near got some in a dresing room at a clothes store in the mall yesterday no joke. I know _almost does not count for much but shit I am 15 too (but 16 real soon). Hey I dont have a trampoline so I do what I can. It was a real messed up kind of deal and very out of controll. The most turned on I been in years. It is one of those things where you feel like you will die from it. So turned on it hurts like hell.

I am screwed up about the whole thing. Like when I go to church I do not know what to say it is not like I can hide from God but I gotta say I am not sorry. NOT SORRY. My folks know what I did and I am sorry in the sense that I act wrong in public. But I was very happy and i say it was a good thing not bad. As it was very loveing and sweet and hot. I do not know what to do these days I want to say fuck it and do as I please but I am trying so damn hard to do the right thing but I do not know why it is not right. Its not like I am a virgin. I could just go nuts get drunk and fuck and get it over with and then be good again for the longest time BUT it could hurt my folks so I will not. God how I want to take one day a big private holliday and get stoned get fucked do all things I should not do then come back and be nice again. Feeling like I could hit the walls all this energy I am like an animal in a cage I am good but I could take a base ball bat and just start teareing shit up. But I am nice and will find a beter way. My folks are great they are being kinda cool about it but still firm which I guess is there job. Shit I dont know I mite skip church I do not know if I can deal with it today.

I did skip church. Well I was right I could'nt deal with it. I feel beter now I got to hang out with these cute guys last nite it was nice and my good mood come back to me. This guy drops his pants in front of me it was just a joke he moons me and it's all a big laugh but he did have a nice ass and oh never mind. I will come back later and bless you with storys of my life in the wide world of teen sex frusration. Selah!

I've had sex in more than one cemetary, The bathroom at Denny's Under a table at a bar In cars, In the park, while people jogged by, At work

And I thought I was depraived. Now I feel deprived.

I wish you felt departed.

Now that would be sick. Necrophilia is not one of my personal choices.

oh my stars im rolling on the floor in hysterics. ok, im not ACTUALLY rolling on the floor in hysterics. Im not even making any kind of laughter that is audible. But inside my head...

Watcher, um..if you were departed, you would not be making choices...which is a shame, given that rigor mortis would do wonders for your ego.

OUCH! Um, pardon that outbreak. We regret to inform you that Mr. Watcher has left the building for the day.

Was it wise to allow him to leave? Necrophilia is his public choice, you know.

Yes ma'am, I'm afraid so. It's a free country and all.

And we'll keep it that way too. Also, I'm out of the building again.

Yes, I will vouch for The Watcher. He is out of the building. I saw him leave myself.

dining room table recliner couch computer desk

computer desk?

at my grandfather's restaurant (and since a few of you are still in the bay area, I won't say which ones they are): *in the walk-in *in a booth *on the bar *in the office on the desk *in the office on the chair *on a stool

Nowhere but.

in a boat, with a goat, while afloat...

In a telephone Booth at "The Scrap Bar" in Greenwich Village, NYC....what the hell, even the bathrooms were gender neutral!

In my boyfriends Black Mustang On the kitchen table In my boyfriends recording studio (accidently recorded) Lincoln Navigator Skate Park Jimmys Johnny! haha porta potty (stinky) An empty couldesack (on the ground) U-Haul (hey the truck was to small in the front)

How many kids do you have? Would you want to share this on Jerry Springer? Do you have a full set of teeth? Can you share some love advise?

up the ass

up the ass

Wow,was there poop on his pecker when he pulled it out?

In the Ocean In a pool On a car Out in the open in a blizzard In a motorhome with 4 other people :) On a picnic table With my ex-girlfriend on a couch with parents 10 feet away around the corner watching t.v. In a tub filled with bubbles On a motorcycle (not moving) In the dirt In the woods On the beach (One time a boat went by, we waved) Driving down the road while she sat on my lap (Do not do this, we almost wrecked) Just about most of the furniture in a house. A closet A stairwell (Door opened) The basement floor, on the washer, an old sewing machine

I almost forgot, a b.j. on the church bus.

By spunnky on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 09:21 pm: dining room table recliner couch computer desk -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By Spunkys wife on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 10:16 pm: computer desk?

Wondered how long it would take you guys to find that one! I still didn't do anything on a computer desk with him, so I am wondering who and when the fuck that was! I guess I have never entered my list, which is rather boring: Bed Living Room Floor (neighbors spying) Recliner Couch Dining Room Table Back Patio (neighbors spying) Forest on my parents land (before Spunky) I can't think of any other places. All I have to add is NEVER ON A COMPUTER TABLE!!!!!

Oops, forgot one: Elms Resort and Spa, room (with Spunky) Elms Resort Environmental room hot tub, and showers (before Spunky) (got walked in on by towel boy).

hey, maybe not the computer table, but at least the chair in front of it...

OK, I will give you the chair in front of the computer table, though we didn't actually fit to have sex in it, just play around.

ALRIGHT ALREADY!

this is why i never read this thread.

My favorite place is on my boat -- anchoring up somewhere and going into the cabin and drawing the curtains tight. Talk about "motion of the ocean!"

I've had sex: in a car in a neighbors tree house in my closet on parents bed in partners friends bed kitchen counter garage dryer side of beach house(neighbors watching) outdoor shower indoor shower in the ocean on the beach

say, i would eat them in a box i would eat them with a fox i would eat them here or there i would eat them ANYWHERE!

in a tent with his friend sleeping next to us in a hot tob on the patio in a jacuzzi with his sister and 2 best friends in it (thank god for those bubbles) friend's living room in sister's bed in the shower in the car

During the opening night of the school play, I was in charge of the lights and sound, and this guy had a small part, and during the production, we sneaked up to the rafters right above the stage. Good thing nobody looked up. haha

in a soccer field. and THAT chick was great! always open arms, no condom, always inside - everytime! the soccer field was great. went for a walk at night in the park, sat on the grass next to a dimly lit soccer field and... up goes her skirt! (sigh) miss her, I do!

amber,sorry to hear that guy had a small part.

4th of July afternoon at Lake Seminole Park -oral only (was a virgin at the time) Behind the bushes in front of The Musuem of Fine Arts St Petersburg at the drive in went down on ex while he was driving on the highway over counter of bathroom shower couch beach tent on table against the wall that's all I can think of right now, its been a while...

holy shit. i've had sex in all those places, too. maybe i'm you???!???

sweet jesus this thread is old.... We started this back in HS 5 years ago, that was like back in the day yo.

Jesus, and there's a bloody post from the Pandyr on it. Thats kinda freaky.

-Tent & Cabin in Ocala -Cabin in NC -Against a tree on rocks by a river -At a do-it-yourself(and we did) car wash middle of the day -pool with people watching from apt.'s -jacuzzi/gazebo many many many times -Cars-alot- knees got messed up -Shower- alot -In backyard on shrooms -on acid, X, yay, drunk, etc... hallucinating -oral while driving -kitchen -Boyfriends mom's bed while she was in next room -Spacebed (honorable mention) -On top of car -On a Balcony -Garage -Bathroom sink -Next to friend while she watched -On a Futon, Couches Chair -On Burber Carpet- my back was bleeding -Room next to boyfriends mom. She told me to keep it down next time when I was walking out at 5 in the morning There are so many times I can't remember. Not all with different guys. Mainly boyfriends at the time, although does it count if I was thinking about other people? To Do: Haunted Mansion and Pirates of the Caribbean at Disney Spiderman ride at Islands of Adventure Jaws, Back to future-shit all of them float at mardi gras sounds fun, burns on a cruise ship everywhere in an Egyptian tomb on a plane beach-could've sworn I've done that already oceans-all of them With Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp or Ludacris at the gym I've always wanted to do it with a professor glass elevator- should've done that already Hot Summer nights at WetNWild

One more to do: doctor in doc. office

this place is completely madDDDDDDADDDDADDDADADAD

89' Crown Vic- hood trunk driver seat while driving backseat all night long front seats 95Eclipse-Front seat backseat 95F150 - Whiledriving In my crown vic at boyscoutcamp boyscout camp tent camp batchroom ... Many more cars, many more places, just dont remember them all right now think i probably got most of the good ones though.

oh yea, and BJ while driving from gf in middle while friend was in the front passenger seat right next to her. In the gf grandma's bed while gramps and grams were in the living room watchin the tube

cant forget about the trampoline and the swimming pool jacuzzi(luv the bubbles in the crotch) :-P friends beds parents beds my room during my bday party while everyone was outside the room in the bed next to my college roomate while he was getting head from my gfs cuzin on my friends floor while he was on his waterbed w/his gf(had to tell me to take it easy cuz we were shaking the waterbed and messing up his rythm probably think of more again later

ah fuck it, done it just about everywhere in just about every position imaginable... the end

hurray! you can finally be finished! well done.

Good times,bad times,you know I had my share....

I did it at school in a stall

Still think mosta dis stuff iz BULLSHIT,so tell me otherwise,(or lose your street cred)

ok advice to everyone... never ever have sex in mexico.. at least the section of mexico right across the border from el paso. It is SO dirty there.. and not the sexy dirty either.. more like.. really nasty rats dirty.. but if that's your thing.. go for it. And not to change the subject.. but have you ever seen bunnies fuck?.. the guy just sorta jolts like lightning into the girls hole and after 2 seconds he runs away.. I find it hilarious and yet mentally disturbing.

I had sex in Mexico and it was all good.

with 9 Virgins in hell

with 9 Virgins in hell

you have lot of imagination

I've given and been given b.j. in parks, train station bath rooms, in Europe, in porno shops, wooded areas, while fishing, in an rv and in, on, and under beds. Also with women, mostly in bed.

(only kidding)Im still a virgin.

disneyland

I AM A VIRGIN,BUT I JERK OFF A LOT,I MAY TRY ANUL SEX,BUT WILL IT HURT?I USE FACE CREAM ON MY ASS TO KEEP IT LOOKING YOUNG AND FIRM,BUT WILL I HAVE TO BITE MY PILLOW THE FIRST TIME?

Man i haven't had any b4 will some teach me how to do that as i find it difficult to ask any girl for sex.

Jamesbond, buy urself a blowup sex doll, here you go, Enjoy!

on amtrak train in a pussy (with a dildo) on a plane at a drinking party in a shower on a couch in bathroom at silverwood at school hallway in my dog cage in my closet up in my parents room (they were out of town) at wallmart bathroom in a pool at hampton in in my car

all those mother fuckers who thought had sex YOU LIE.

im the only one that had sex you other people can kiss my ass

GIVE ME A BLOWJOB anyone who lives in kallispell,Mt

(men only)

You live in Kalispell and can't spell it?

ok here gos! on the stairs on the beach in a 7 an a half ton lorry park bench when putting a cake in the oven after wanking in the bath! in the garden...when it was very muddy outside when it was snowing sex sex sex...just great in the hay. in a lake with the ducks on a BBQ...leave it to your imagination where the sausages were after giving birth! beat that shed roof on the bosses desk. ..when he was on break holding on to the back of a sofa when my mother was watching t.v on a window sill in the middle of the day.. on a snooker table with a snooker cue in the middle of the pub.. on the toilet when having a shit.. on my mothers car...the state of the winscreen after...waw what a sight when waering my partners under wear. in a telephone box in a town centre. thats the normal ones... now the unusual!!! in the cinema when the lights went on i hope this has inspired your sex lives!!!! FUN

In a doghouse lol......

Making out in a Encased Phone booth...

On the golf course, during the day....definitely a hole in one!!!!

Dodi, I didn't know you were a man, I thought your a woman .LOL

little do you know my friend...:P

LOL!

...well I just know Dodi is better than most of you....you are just sooo lucky to catch her on line.

Hey, if I can make someone laugh, then I feel better...I have done my job.:)

:-)

back at ya!

...well just want to say Hi to the best Girl on Sorabji.

Your so kind to me V!

...its only what you deserve... xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

IN the back of my moms car when she was driving us home!!! Now top that Ladies! (as in making fun of the men here trying to top that shiz!) Not too Noble....But hey, Teenage angst...Mmmm

On a plane flying from New York to San Francisco in the passenger's seat. She waas sitting next to me and gave me oral sex while I fingered her.

ok here goes: In an M-1 Abrahms in the middle of Iraq In a guard tower In a room with other people 3 ft away In a car with 3 other people in it On the middle of an overpass in the afternoon In a tent in the middle of Iraq with my commander 20 ft away In the back of a supply vehicle on a block of C-4

I would expect someone with CBT in their screen name to have more interesting stories than that.

cognitive behavior therapy? computer based training? Connecticut Bank and Trust? Chicago Board of Trade? Confederação Brasileira de Tênis? I just don't know, and Google isn't helping very much. Oh, that's right, we were talking about sex. Carry on.

Okay, I just reviewed this thread for a moment, and I have to say that it just isn't right.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CBT_%28BDSM%29

ha! take THAT, reference lady!!

Executive Wash Room of some guy's law firm.

Jim aka pajama boy! How's it hanging!!!! Missed you! Its always good to stay on top of your attorney.[wink]

That's hot,hehe I always wanted to say that:)Good to see you Jimbo,hugs.

Czarina! Long time no see! :) Is Scrabble still being played? I lost the link ages ago. J-- What's goin on?

Jimbo! are you still the old ass stabber you were years back?:??...you know,Jack took over as boss gay years back?

For some reason I'm picturing a camel toe.

Nothing going on with me Jimbo,just babysitting my 20 month old grandaughter who is singing and dancing at this moment,it's worth getting old just for that:)