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ok, there is a little trick to it. negotiate into an overstuffed chair or laz-e-boy, positioning your girl along your chest, between your legs. maintain kissing her until step 6!! now: 1) put the frosty bottle of MGD on the coaster on the end table. 2) reach up and turn off the light by the chair. 3) reach down to wipe the condensation off your beer-holding hand and onto the thigh of your jeans. 4) in a smooth motion, reach your other hand up and start caressing her hair. 5) with the same motion as wiping your hand, pull down your zipper and pull your cock from your jeans. 6) now you will execute what is known as the 'fratboy push'. with your hair-caressing hand, start to apply pressure to the top of her head. 7) depending on her willingness, increase pressure on her head until she starts moving down your body towards your cock. if she resists moderate pressure, go to 7b). 7a) she should now be sucking your cock. grab your beer from the endtable and enjoy. when you've blown your load, go to step 8). 7b) she's not going to go down. take your pressure hand and move it to her forehead. with firm, gentle force, push her forehead so that she backs the hell up off you. no point in wasting your time any further here. 8) quietly stand up and, without saying a word, rejoin your buds to continue drinking! now, step 7 is of vital importance. there are plenty of women out there who respond well to the fratboy push. if your woman isn't responding well, you need to have the self respect to stand up and leave the situation. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. and don't ruin it for the rest of us. you give an inch, they take a mile. be firm, determined and POLITE AT ALL TIMES. always a gentleman, but a gentleman who knows what he wants and isn't about to play any stupid girl games. |
"no more of this girl cryin' i'm here, your big man you're mine" always maintain this attitude. |
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it would help if you covered your dick in a very thick layer of chocolate. |
Depending on your skill, it could be anything from a simple happy face, some hearts, or a fully rendered Winnie the Pooh. She's likely to be nervous the first time, so seeing his farmiliar, non-threatening face will comfort her fears and really show her how much you care. chicks dig Winnie the Pooh. |
Damn you! |
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god you're gross. |
wooh . . . ? shave my head and smoke sigs. |
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