Well, two counts. The first was in a moving car (which I was driving) along a country lane. Not that risky maybe, but it was along a river bank so I had to concentrate on not getting killed. The second was in a conference room at work. Now I managed to lock the door fine enough, but still managed to give the people in the building opposite a good show (Which I wasn't aware of until afterwards!)

In an abandoned mine field.

I guess that would blow your balls off as well as your mind !!!!

In a freight elevator at LAX, on top of a container holding a very large python shipped on Air Siam (they only had one plane) where my companion and I had stopped the elevator because the snake was slithering around in the crate.

What about in the basement of a church!!!!!!!!

After seeing "The World According to Garp" I've always been nervous when it came to blowjobs while driving, anyway... I'd say it was the time we were in North Carolina hiking along an easy nature trail with informational signs along it that described the areas around you. I don't know what got into us but we thought it'd be a fun idea to do it on the trail. So she hiked down her pants and bent over the sign (waist high). I did what any red-blooded American would do, I saddled up to that warm and ready snatch and eased it in. We knew time was short so we didn't hold back and worked for the almighty orgasm. I finally convinced my balls to let go and, like a Twinkie, gave her a cream filling. Just as she finished squealing and unclenched her teeth we heard the distinct sound of a large group of people headed our way, probably with some very impressionable wee little ones. I barely managed to stuff my dripping equipment into my pants when a family of hikers came around the corner. Since we didn't get any funny looks I assume thier blabbing covered up the sound of our spontanious fuck-fest. Unfortunatly my GF at the time was left with a pair of very damp panties to remember the moment.

I was saying good bye to my girlfriend for the Holiday season, and she decided to give me my present a little bit early. She bent over the back-end of her car,(Honda Civic)and told me to stick it in her. At first I hesitated, but then I succumbed to my manly urges and let her have it. What made it risky was the fact that my parents were having a Christmas party, inside my house. I don't know if they saw me or not, but I don't care either.

Cool places. My GF actually suggested that we do it on the steps at the side of her at 8:00 in the evening. It would have been safe if her house was not 6 feet from a major roadway and the lights from the vehicles shine on the house every time a car passes by. We got three thumbs-up and two waves. We also did it on the beach next to a major airport in view of the taxi drivers. She has given a BJ in a crowded bus and everyone thought that she was ill and just resting her head in my lap. The craziest one was at a show in a night club. Great music. Lots of people. Fabulous night. All of these were her ideas. Me, I'm just too conservative to think them up myself. I just go with the flow.

in front of,the lady's husban

I have a husban... its orange and sits in the corner for the cats to play with

i've had sex with a clown in a telephone box inside a convent and when i ejaculated i screamed the name Bo-Bo when it was actually Charlie Chuckles who was sticking it to me at the time.

well, this is not a place i've had sex, it's a place that i've masturbated in, but, oh, well... when I was a Boy Scout, we had to go on a 5 mile hike. We were all spread out, with maybe twenty yards between each of us. i had on a jacket, so I pulled out my penis and started to masturbate. boy, that was weird.

Hmmmm. Trotsky has inspired a new thread. *grin* http://bbs.sorabji.com/messages/597/2452.html?ThursdayApril119990812am#POST16096

"i had on a jacket, so I pulled out my penis and started to masturbate. boy, that was weird." Is that cause-effect? That's what's weird.

In a hotel hallway with my husband in the room down the hall.

proud?

well a couple of places come to mind. First is my girlfriend going down on me while I was driving. This wouldnt be nothing special except for the fact I was in a group of twenty cars all surrounding me. Needless to say I got some funny looks, the second place that comes to mind is my girlfriends closet, while her parents were in teh kitchen making dinner and her brothers in the next room

I did it behind a class room once. In between tha room and the door that lead outside on the stairs there. I still don't know how we didn't get causght. It was High School.

Confessional booth in St. Pats cathederal NY. NY. right after the priest left for lunch,(we asked where he was going).

tonight! in the greenhouse at our university. lots of pretty pretty pretty flowers.

in a box

On the island in the middle of Jamaca Pond. The boats were circling like sharks. P.S. Now I wanna go to confession...

I have had sex in a church. We were 16 year old runaways. My bf and I lived on the streets for 8 months. Being young, in love, and foolish, we fucked everywhere and anywhere. There is this church across from Central Park in NYC , I think on 95th or 96th street on 5th avenue. I dont remember why we went in there. Maybe to get warm or something. Anyway, the church was for the most part empty in one section of it. To the left of the main altar was a smaller room. It had a round staircase that led up to the organ and where the choir would sing. We went up there and things just happened.The most amazing thing about that experience was that I had my first orgasm in that church. We had been fucking for 3 years and I had never had an orgasm. I was sitting on his lap riding him when suddenly these waves and chills went through me. It was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!! I distinctly remember calling out his name over and over and just rocking on him wildly. We had often fucked in Central Park and in many other parks in NYC. We fucked on a train going to the Bronx in the early morning hours. We fucked on roof tops of apt. buildings.We fucked at Brighton Beach, Coney Island Beach, and Jones Beach. I remember once, while fucking on Brighton Beach, he was on top of me and I was just about to orgasm when I opened my eyes and saw someone coming up behind him. I said something and he pulled out. I can remember him going off on this guy that had interrupted our session. What I remember most, is that empty feeling I felt when he withdrew from me. My bf and I were together 10 years and while I am glad to be rid of him, our sex life was the most satisfying one I have ever had. He wasnt afraid to take risks and he could kiss me like no other man.

who fucking cares. wring out your panties and shut the fuck up. i feel much better, now.

Hmmmm.....homeless....fucking everywhere....hygiene....lack of hygiene....stinky....hmmmmm...stinky...nasty...no hygiene homeless snatch....hmmm...yuck!!!

i was just informed that i "went off" on i dont wanna. i don't think i did but if it appears that way, i apologize. go off on me if it makes you feel better. have a nice day.

You sure are cranky these days. (That's not going off, that's just making an observation.)

I deserved that! I walked right into that barrage of insults without realizing how other people would percieve my experience.

really, i was being "funny mean" rather than "plain 'ol mean". in fact, i usually am, and i think it's even funnier that it doesn't always come across that way.

i am skeptical of anyone who refers to sex as a "session".

All you twits and your pathetic sex obsessions. I am being "superior mean."

hey, nitz. just cuz you're too damn frigid to get your freak on worth a damn doesn't mean you're "superior". i'm just being myself. suckas.

hmm... that didn't come out quite right. maybe i should've said: "just cuz you couldn't summon up a puddle of booty juice if your life depended on it..." or "just cuz your libido is colder than martha stewart's stitched-up clam..." or.. ah, to hell with it. i'm losing my touch.

what would you have wanted me to refer to it as????? a fuck fest????

______, you sure are cranky these days. Keep up the good work. I don't understand why someone continues "fucking for 3 years" without an orgasm. But then, it may have to do with starting at age 13.

probably not gettin any since V-day...(ducking)

i keep thinking that if i shoot this place up the news won't show the message to swine i write in blood on the walls. maybe if i write it backwards on the windows.

You all may be pleased to know ( hmmm, maybe you all wont give a rat's ass) that I am a multi-orgasmic woman now. 98% of the time, I achieve many orgasms during my sexual "sessions". Oh, I got some ( wait, let me check my sex calendar) Saturday. So that blows your theory right up in smoke.

thats super!

i'm a multi-orgasmic woman now too. i'm only operating at 97% though. that means three out of every 100 hookers i fuck i have to beat viciously with a tire iron.

wow. enough said.

feeling sadistic these days nate?

swine has this way of categorizing women as frigid or sluts nice nate- tire irons are not funny on a personal note, someone i saw for three weeks and haven't seen since thanksgiving just called this morning.

shaddup you frigid whore.

~ nope, not even close

ya, well the 10oz DeMarini Julie Smith Fastpitch softball bat with the words "WHOREKILLER" engraved on the side was confiscated last time i was arrested at gunpoint.

ain't thata bitch

What, are you guys trying to draw back SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED????!???!!!? (If you want to go the tastless route, I find that applying baby powder liberally to your face takes care of the diaper rash quite nicely.)

This board has become dangerous and vulgar since I last visited. I think none of you, with the exception of I DON'T WANNA would know anything about good sex. 'SWINE is the saddest case of all, no sense of humor except the Andrew Dice clay variety. This board used to be a good laugh, now it's a target for sexist bullshit.

Blow me, wanker.

As far as a good laugh goes, the most funny / risky was while I was traveling. In Greece, I met this girl who was traveling (Lets call her Louise) with a friend of hers(Lets call her Brenda). The three of us decided to split a room for a night to keep costs down. Anyway, brenda got drunk was was passed out in the room, Louise and I got hammered too. We started to make out, and soon we were back at the hotel, on the bed with brenda (Passed out), doing the deed. To this day, I am not sure if brenda was actually awake and too suprised to talk or what.

I just finished renting Sean's mom from swine. you get what you pay for.

The gardens next to Buckingham Palace, in the bushes. Hundreds of tourists walked by, only a few feet away. It was awesome.

Kew Gardens in the hot house behind the banana tree, my partner was parnoid the whole time, convinced little old ladies could see us. We did it fully clothed too kinda hard on my bum being rammed against some tropical exotic plant, thank god it was not a venus fly trap, the second best was being buck naked in a river in the middle of winter in Wales...... only peeping toms there were sheep. BAA......

OVAL OFFICE!

On the side of the highway on the hood of the car While driving Against a tree in a sleeping bag between 2 sleeping people

how can you drive from the hood of your car against a tree?

whoa. this thread is still here. I had the second posting on the thread and at the time was startled at car sex. now a car is one of the unrisky places I've had sex. LOL I think the new winner for me would be the church parking lot next to my house, that frequently has police pull in to take breaks, naps. twas an exciting moment!

Amen.

LOL

HI BENSON

LMAO

oh, the good ol' days. right now feels like a 'bad cast' season of SNL.

just one season?

can 'now' refer to more than one season, you ass?

Oooh, I get to be Tim Kazurinsky!

yes, "now" can refer to more than one season, you ass. like, duh!

riiight. because right 'now' it's wintersummer. oh, no wait, it's fallsummerwinter.

or is it suckslamebullshit? i mean weaktiredunclever? i just don't want the kiwis jumping my shit over this seasonal crap.

although it's kind of like watchwafflespunk, too.

Dude, this was the first thread I ever posted on Sorabji... Me, TBone, and Phantom, if you remember him... We all posted a collective post... Jessica Burns is a girl we went to HS with. Wow, I thought this thread was LONG dead.

Hey Hal,I'm glad your not.

Hal, I didn't want you to hear it from someone else,so I'll fess us. I have a pet squirrel. It was an emergency,I had no choice. It was a baby, and brought to me during the hurricane, I had to bottle feed it. I couldn't help myself. But I have done extensive hypno/Svengali therapy, and my squirrel harbors no ill thoughts/plots about you. He's a good squirrel.

HAL!

Czarina... I don't even know what to say... As for the squirrel population around these parts, they quit trying to get into my room, the cat seems to have anti squirrel power. Although they still throw shit at me outside. As for me being dead, no I'm quite alive, well ok sorta. I live but only barely.

i was in the back of a bus when i did it.

Wow!Was it the short bus? You know what I mean?

Was there a Jesus on the dashboard?

1) Walmart parking lot in broad daylight. 2) on the hood of her car, in the rain (SOOOOO cool) 3) Train-like ride in Disneyworld (Go into dark places quite often!)

I think Ronda is playing me now,that isn't my post above.

don't worry j, you're unmistakeable

I don't think it's Ronda, unless she's moved to Kentucky...

Whoever it was wasn't very good at it -- "on the hood of her car" You're supposed to say "my" if you're pretending to be that person. Unless the imposter is calling you a lesbian. Then it probably is Ronda.

Or that Janie Turner wasn't she going to school in Kentucky and wasn't she the one posting under other sorabjites names?

J,i was making love to this girl[perhaps Janie Turner]in the middle of a big grassy meadow,then this herd of cows turns up,AND STARTS LICKING MY ASS.I did not know if i was comming or going.Its difficult to know what way to turn in such an unorthodox situation.

perhaps i should have turned the other cheek?

V.V,you are a sick fuck,(who loves you baabby!)Your my kind:)You go!

One time I had sex in someone's bathroom. I was up on the counter, drunk, fucked, and the guy came too quickly. It sucked.

j,i kid you not,that was a true experience.

BluePowder,i am rather unorthodox in the fact that i insist on my dish of the day enjoying a six hour orgasmic climax before i even think about my own pleasure.

BluePowder,did i say unorthodox?perhaps unique is a better term.

chal puddi da na hovaay

umm, i got oral on my couch while my parents were in the kitchen conversing with her parents, that was pretty risky

I think the riskiest time I have had sex is when I had my girl spread over the trunk of my car in the inside emergency lane on I-45 south in Houston during the "witching Hour" traffic, HEHEHEHEHEHE!

Yesterday, 4PM, I was a bitch. For my neighbores dog. In public park. And you know, I LIKE IT!!

YEAH, I DID ONE ONCE AT THE DAYCARE....

YEAH, I DID ONE ONCE AT THE DAYCARE....

I WOULD PROABALY HAD A SEX WITH A GIRLFRIEND IN A COUCH WHERE YOU CAN SEE JESUS IN A PICTURE FRAME THAT IS HANGING ON A WALL

By Czarina on Wednesday, April 2, 2003 - 11:03 pm: Was there a Jesus on the dashboard?

By Czarina on Wednesday, April 2, 2003 - 11:03 pm: Was there a Jesus on the dashboard?

the most riskiest place ive had sex was in my mums butt, because it was full of evil poo people from mars theres was hitler poo and saddam poo and osama poo and ur daddys poo and that faggot ball liking wanking muma fuking donkey rooting hippy goerge bushes poo it kept tellin me to bomb iraq and kill terrorist scum who arnt really terrorists jst old graany with "dangerous" "explosive" walking stiks there was also ur mummas poo that was horrible it kept raping the children th poor poor children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 oh my god m horny rite know im fuking my cat on the lounge its arse hole is bleeding

Your one freaky cunt man! What was the dog like?