A good excuse is to call it "winter fat".Just dont mention its from 1985.WHERE TO PUT YOUR BELT?..If you have only recently acquired a belly you may be wondering where to put your belt.For men,belt location is a factor of age,in the same way that eye-brow height is for woman.There are two standard belt-settings commonly seen on men-underneath the belly for younger guys and over the top of the belly for older men.Indeed,as you get older you will notice your belt moving further towards the sky until about the age of ninety,when there will just be a little belt at the top of your head like a halo.
...and I still see them,old guys with a belt just below the armpits.Perhaps guys get smaller,or pants get longer.We could keep our belts underneath the belly,but then the pants would be at knee level :{
.....perhaps I do not so bad for a "dam forigner", as the kids told me I was, when at school,but sometimes,we get the "last laugh"......hence,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I am allways happy that I make you happy xxxxxxx