It hurts sometimes. though, i tough it out because it later feels good, great.

hrm. what hurts is being scraped, along and inside, your nether regions, so you're no longer only nude and vulnerable, but literally bleeding. what hurts is, after sex with a cute and semi-passionate stranger, they turn away and you (collectively) sleep, together and apart, in the same bed, feeling so much lonelier than simply alone. what hurts later on, after drunkenly spending a night in a friend's bed and fleeing in confusion and half-fear, the wondering look that is placed on oneself for far too long and not knowing how to apologize and dismiss feelings or to just avoid feeling like an asshole. but that's just what it is.

love hurts love scars love wounds and mars any heart not tough nor strong enough to take a lot of pain take a lot of pain love is like a cloud holds a lot of rain. Love hurts ooh ooh love hurts i'm young I know but even so i know a thing or two I've learned from you i've really learned a lot really learned a lot. love is like a flame burns you when it's hot. love hurts ooh ooh love hurts some fools rave of happiness blissfulness togetherness some fools fool themselves i guess but they're not fooling me, I know it isn't true no it isn't true. love is just a lie made to make you blue. love hurts ooh ooh love hurts.

Nazareth! \O/

I almost fucked a Portuguese roll last night in the kitchen by the sink.

sounds delicious. or something. also sounds like a coinage.

your sick.......

you're wrdz R crzy

so many different kinds of foodstuffs are fuckable, dr. pepper: melons, a warm loaf of fresh-baked bread; the choices are endless. some can be painful, though. pineapples fuck like melons, but it can a be painful holding them. and venison can seriously injure you (unless you shoot the deer). did you know that "love hurts" was originally recorded by the everly brothers in 1960? it was also recorded by roy orbison, gram parsons with emmylou harrison, and i think one other guy before nazareth recorded their version. i have heard that nazareth originally only released that song in the u.s. so british metal fans wouldn't think they were selling out.

I used to have a friend with quite the fetish for barbecued pork buns.

Was that before or after Nazareth released "Dream On," then?

Wait, what am I asking you for? I've got reference skillz. "Love Hurts" (off Forget Me Nots, 1975) "Dream On (off 2XS, 1982)

pork buns? how can you fuck something that you're actually going to want to eat as soon as you come? or is that part of the attraction? in the book i'm reading someone masturbated with (something) full of pigs livers. i can't remember what that something is, though. sounded like a good idea.

I never really got into the specifics of the pork bun fetish for that very reason, Nate. I assume it's because they are...warm? And soft? And...er? Maybe it was the thought of someone else eating the pork bun that was appealing?

Remind me never to read that book, whatever it is. Hurl.

"true north" by jim harrison. it isn't described, just referred to as something some background character did. the book is excellent.

Hmmm. Okay. Maybe I'll give it a chance.

dig it: i just "love hurts" in spanish by a band called yindio. the nazareth version of that song kind of spoiled that song for me; at this time of my life, it almost sounds like a micheal bolton song. but a spanish interpretation might be what i need. here it is: dolor... de amor, tu adios me dio, y tambien mato, en mi, la ilusion aqui en mi corazon llevo una herida cruel que no podra cerrar nunca jamas dolor, ooh ooh (de amor) adios, amor te puedes ir ya no hay rencor en mi, solo hay dolor, aqui en mi corazon llevo una herida cruel que no podra cerrar nunca jamas dolor, ooh ooh (de amor) quise amar amar de verdad y solo recibi, tu falcedad nunca mas volvere a querer como una vez te ame aqui en mi corazon llevo una herida cruel que no podra cerrar nunca jamas dolor, ooh ooh (de amor) ooh ooh (de amor) aqui en mi corazon llevo una herida cruel que no podra cerrar nunca jamas dolor, ooh ooh (de amor) ooh ooh (dolor)

well, la you just said everything that i thought. it's not the actual digging that hurts, it's more like the impatience of your loved one that does not understand, "hold on". fuck, man or fuck men

michael bolton and spanish people get along great, by the way. my impatient asshole is spanish.

droopy....cara de cuelo... I think I got that spelling correct.

tienes una cara de culo, doctor pepe