Computer generated phone calls


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By
Whet on Tuesday, October 6, 1998 - 03:33 pm:

    *ring*.....*ring*....
    hello? (silence)
    then:
    'Please hold for an important call...'
    what the....? ok. just for grins lets see:
    'Please continue to hold for an important call'
    ....
    'We're sorry for the inconvenience, please continue to hold for an important call'
    ....
    'We're sorry for the inconvenience, but all lines are busy at this time, we will try calling you at a later time.'

    You have GOT to be KIDDING.
    Call me with a computer, put me on hold, then tell me that YOU are busy and will have to call back?


By Pink Eye on Saturday, January 16, 1999 - 08:01 am:

    That's what Caller ID is for. Couldn't live without it.

    ID screen----> UNAVAILABLE

    This pits my answering machine against their fucking computer-driven calls......I win.


By R.C. on Saturday, January 16, 1999 - 11:08 pm:

    W/an asnwering machine/you don't even NEED to spend the extra $$ every month for Caller I.D. Every fucking day when I come home/there is at least 1 computer-generated hang-up on my machine. Either that/or some poor telemarketer has figured out that my # is never answered during biz hrs./& they're calling my house just for the respite of hearing 4 rings & a msg. before the next computer-generated auto-dial # comes up on their screen.

    Isn't tecnhology wonderful?


By Pink Eye on Sunday, January 17, 1999 - 01:02 am:

    I agree that having both machine and Caller ID is a bit redundant. I'm not the type of person to let the machine pick up the call just to screen my calls. My girlfriend does that most of the time and I find it VERY irritating. Hence, the Caller ID is my screening of choice.

    R.C.--
    I been away for a loooong time. I was just running thru WEEDS and came upon "darrin". Who is this silly fuck?


By R.C. on Sunday, January 17, 1999 - 02:44 pm:

    Fugeddaboudit. Darrin now sleeps with da fishes. Mark made im an offah he shdn't have refused.


By Pink Eye on Wednesday, January 20, 1999 - 08:35 am:

    I did read some more after posting, that splained it all. Forgotten.........


By Martin kunin on Tuesday, February 8, 2005 - 02:30 pm:

    You did not answer my question. Would please tell me how I can find out if I used my computer to make phone call calls.
    Thank you, Martin Kunin


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