1) Tell you a joke with a straight face, then when you tell a joke back with an equally straight face, they give you that look and the line "Don't get upset, I was only kidding." SO WAS I, YOU JACKASS! NOW I'M NOT! 2) Hit their kids in public. I might understand if you think physical punishment is all right, but public humiliation? Never right. Do yourself a favor and slam that spanking hand in the car door in front of witnesses. 3) Talk like they know everyone is eavesdropping and thinks they're shocking. Sure, we're eavesdropping, you pierced-tongue sheep. Keep your voice down. And it's fellAYtio. 4) Are easily annoyed. Okay, next. 5) Can't spell. Watch closely: it's "their," "weird," "a lot," and "your" is possessive. Dum-ass. Who's bitter?

Dumbass. It is spelled D U M B A S S.

What the heck does this have to do with reefer??

Everything. Nothing. Both. Whose Bitter? I just spilled it all over the damn place, I'm sorry, who's got a rag?

I do, but I'm on it. (Ow! Rim shot!)

This is a silly game.Alot of things anoy mi butt baging en poeple hoo cannt spell isnnt funny.Thier people too, They are not wierd.And wats rong with belittleing yuor one child in public?

Look, friend, it's "peepl" not "people." Go back to skuul!

FUCK A SKUL! FUCK S SKUUULLLL!!!!!!1111!!!!

#666: People attending science and technology schools who believe the universe is 6000 yrs old. Go to a bloody seminary already, you're just fooling yourself otherwise. my weed o' the day. i recently passed by a poster for the Creationists on campus, presenting their dinosaurs and men vidoe series, claiming that men lived along side dinosaurs. They had a list of questions on the poster, like "Why didn't Noah take the dinosaurs on the Ark?" and "Do dinosaurs still exist?" I whipped out my sharpie and wrote by the questions: "Did Dinosaurs Eat Jesus?"

Oooh, somebody's gonna sic St. Michael on your ass if you're not careful. (Note the correct forms of "your" and "you're." Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh, yessssss.)

Sem was a bad boy.... I can just picture you & big-brained anthro self coming to their campus meetings & asking them all sorts of annoying questions...:) And dude -- when the demo's done/you'd BETTER post some tasty sound samples at yr site. Along w/a link from here to there/so folks can find 'em. But not in midi format. For some reason/I can't play midis. But that MP3 shit works on my computer. Wavs too. And tell yr vocalist we wish her luck w/her surgery.

I promise there will be sound files up. and if folks like what they hear, they can get the disc for the price of a blank cd plus shipping and handling. What's going to be interesting is that Robert Bakker ( the paleontologist w/ the ZZ Top beard, tech advisor on Jurassic park) is coming to give a lecture next week. WOnder if there's going to be any of the creationist folks there? I hope so.

MOMMY! MOMMY!!! These people are SCAERING MEEE!

Wow! You get to hear Robert Bakker? My brother and I love him! Jack Horner is pretty cool, too, but no one can explain dinosaur evolution theories like Mr. Bakker. What school do you go to? And when is his talk?