THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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My mom used to put bells on Sir Dudley Dooright the Dalmation at xmas time, despite my protests, the other mutt, Buster always had them on. thats *NOT NICE* |
but then again, so would humans. never mind. |
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I almost bought the dog one, again out of an impulse to torture. Heh. I was scared off when a toy poodle owner with trembling aforementioned toy poodle in the seat of her cart started making conversation with me while browsing the same items. If it was not immediately clear that I was there to shop instruments of ironic torture then I wanted no part of it. The clerk and I had a good snicker over the antlers at the checkout area, though. I should join some sort of pet torturing recovery group. You should see their FACES, though, when I put the antlers on. They're so incredibly TOLERANT while conveying with absolute unequivocality that SOMEDAY I WILL PAY. But I am the "giver of wetfoods" and their revenge must be subtle. |
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When I was younger (not much younger) I used to have a lot of fun dressing the husky up in human clothes. I'd put a tee-shirt and shorts and socks on him and then laugh when he tried to walk around. He doesn't like clothes quite as much as Dustball does. He has a little blue hat and everytime my sister puts it on him he sits there with a mad look until someone removes it. That's okay, though. I have two Santa hats, one elf hat and a pair of antlers for Myself, so they always get the last laugh. |
Out in the darkness Something's out there Soft red heart Chorus: Aye aye, my merry lads It's a lively tale, this to tell give it a taste, it's worth bottling We'll do some dancing here! Black spot, white wigs Sophistication Lace cuffs, thick fingers Test the fine steel Chorus Gently the blade slides Thru sweet white flesh The warm blood falls Fills the glass up Chorus Tracks in history Like piss in the snow Poxy lips foul breath Just get up and go! Diseases epidemical in this country Are tyrannical oppression and the want of necessities of life No. A Merry life and a short one shall be my motto. Woooo! --J. Langford |